My submission to the 2018 Halloween contest!

Dwight has a haunted corn maze at Schrute Farms -- Jim and Pam decide to check it out. Set somewhere either pre-cameras or s1, not quite AU but not episode related either. 

Jim and Pam debate the merits of expiration dates. 

References to "Launch Party" (S4E5/6). 

The voicemails Pam and Jim leave each other, after a 'hard day's work' at Dunder-Mifflin.  Will be covering every episode from Season 1 - Season 9.  

DISCLAIMER:  I don't own the Office or any of the characters affiliated with it.

After a crappy five-year reunion of your high school graduating class, Ryan coerced you into coming to his apartment, taking shots, and playing Star Fox 64. Normally you could flatten Ryan no problem—you still had the high score, even though you hadn’t played on his console or cartridge in about four years. And normally, you get to Venom with no problem. 

But maybe the shots were making you see double—you only remember four members in Star Wolf, not the six or eight or whatever that kept flashing across the screen. And the somersaults—you began to think “What the heck?” along with Wolf as you desperately oriented yourself after each one. And whenever you face Star Wolf, there are a crap ton of somersaults.

Jim returns the favor and reads Pam's palm. 

Post Episode for "The Fight" (S2E6).