Penname: uglyscientist Real name:
Member Since: December 10, 2008

Bio:
i love everything jim and pam.

that's all i or anyone ever needed to know.

i'm hoping to start writing soon...everyone on here has inspired me and i've got some ideas, but i have no idea where to start.


in the meantime, i'll just keep reading. :)

Blah...blah...I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.
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Favorite Stories
Life Is Wonderful by oobadnama Rated: T [Reviews - 34] 23
Summary:

A collection of moments in Jim and Pam's new life together. Because even though we rarely get to see it outside the office, it has to be amazing. (Even if there are some not-so-amazing times.)

General spoilers for S2-S5. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Married, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4266 Read Count: 12777 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2008 Updated: January 13, 2009
Comments: cute.
Bite Me by Morine , BSan Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 5
Summary: Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10132 Read Count: 12152 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: January 11, 2009
Soy Milk by yanana Rated: MA [Reviews - 14] 14
Summary: Spoilers for Weight Loss. Smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2793 Read Count: 6393 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2008 Updated: December 17, 2008
Every Step You Take, I Wish It Brought You Home by Binxbaby Rated: MA [Reviews - 31] 23
Summary: Jim tries to deal with Pam being away in New York. Snippets of scenes and discussions from Season 5! Spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched Weight Loss a million times, Business Ethics, Baby Shower, Crime Aid, Employee Transfer, or Customer Survey.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12525 Read Count: 27259 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2008 Updated: December 13, 2008
Punishment by CallieJames Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 6
Summary: Jim decides to punish Pam for disagreeing with him, but Pam is determined to get the the last laugh.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1228 Read Count: 11779 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2008 Updated: December 05, 2008
Homecoming by CallieJames Rated: MA [Reviews - 14] 24
Summary: Pam surprises Jim and gets the best "Welcome Home" present she could have expected.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1409 Read Count: 19842 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2008 Updated: November 14, 2008
Pick Up Games by JAMhands Rated: MA [Reviews - 12] 11
Summary: What happened after Pam picked Jim up in Fun Run? Well, if you live in my mind, it was probably a lot of smuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5064 Read Count: 8700 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2008 Updated: November 04, 2008
Comments: sweet and hot.
jelly, peanut butter, cinnamon sugar by Corking Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 16
Summary: The first morning after. Takes place between "The Job" and "Fun Run."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 5365 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2008 Updated: October 20, 2008
I could marry a girl like that by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 25] 15
Summary: "I first had the thought sort of ridiculously early- I could marry a girl like that". Spoilers through "Weight Loss".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1046 Read Count: 3540 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2008 Updated: October 06, 2008
PH by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 33] 24
Summary: A fluffy drabble and its smutty counterparts. Spoilers for "Weight Loss."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2223 Read Count: 10684 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 29, 2008
Comments: love.
Love, Translated by beruco Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 17
Summary: A phone call. Post-Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 336 Read Count: 3392 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2008
Got Me by bashert Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 18
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost- "Weight Loss."

I'm jumping on the happy bandwagon.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 884 Read Count: 6924 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2008 Updated: September 27, 2008
Patience by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 17
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam struggles with doubt and suspicion when Jim's behavior over the summer doesn't make sense.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3949 Read Count: 5548 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2008 Updated: September 17, 2008
Yep, she was by Desslok Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 13
Summary: Jim says something nice in an S4 deleted scene and Pam wants to hear more. A fluffy little drabble.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Deleted Scenes
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 609 Read Count: 4839 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2008 Updated: September 11, 2008
The Date by Little Comment Rated: T [Reviews - 62] 33
Summary: Past Featured Story(or, Everyone Else Wrote It, Why Can't I?) If you aren't sick to death of tales about such an historic event, here's one more version - told to you by the daters themselves.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15896 Read Count: 27157 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2008 Updated: September 03, 2008
He's kind of a slob too by iwantphillyjim Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 9
Summary: Pam is up late thinking.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1063 Read Count: 2912 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2008 Updated: August 23, 2008
A Lot of Reasons by Blanca Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 7
Summary: A intimate encounter in the workplace from Pam's POV. Set sometime in season two. Not AU, so be warned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1222 Read Count: 8309 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2008 Updated: August 06, 2008
40 Weeks by absolutelyido Rated: MA [Reviews - 22] 9
Summary: A week-by-week journey through Pam's first pregnancy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Married
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: A Life Together
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11101 Read Count: 19558 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2008 Updated: July 16, 2008
Greg Daniels is a Sadist by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 40] 26
Summary: There's a bit the documentary crew didn't catch in the finale. (Spoilers for S4 Finale)

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4241 Read Count: 9530 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
They had waited long enough already by Jewelsy Rated: MA [Reviews - 16] 8
Summary: This is the story of Jim and Pam’s first date. Warning Contains smoldering fluff, hot angst, sexy banter, and will contain explicit mature themes in detail in future chapters. All in the course of one night. After all, they have waited long enough already.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10128 Read Count: 21073 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2008 Updated: July 07, 2008
Work Clothes by Lexiconiful Rated: MA [Reviews - 11] 13
Summary: Occurring during the summer between season 3 and 4:
Pam doesn't change after she gets home and Jim has a little 'moment'.
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1709 Read Count: 6063 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2008 Updated: June 22, 2008
The Secrets We Keep by EmilyHalpert Rated: T [Reviews - 98] 39
Summary: An anonymous secret brings Pam and Jim together. Post Casino Night, Pre Gay Witch Hunt.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: In Stamford
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3949 Read Count: 42493 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2008 Updated: June 20, 2008
Built to Last by Blanca Rated: K [Reviews - 13] 12
Summary: Jim shows Pam that she really can have it all. Set a couple weeks after "Goodbye Toby."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2109 Read Count: 3735 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: June 16, 2008
Comments: SO GOOD!!!!! TERRACE!
Being Perfect, Being Them by DeeDee Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 11
Summary: The end of Jim and Pam's first date.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 646 Read Count: 3443 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2008
Comments: They kicked off their shoes and sat together on her sofa. He draped his arm around her shoulders, and she settled against him, and he checked off an item on his mental list, Things I Desperately Want to Do. great, short little piece.
Wonder by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 30] 16
Summary: Just a fluffy slice of Jim appreciation, inspired by the mid-month hormone surge at the Treehouse.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2914 Read Count: 5046 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2008