Penname: Dernhelm Real name: Tonya
Member Since: November 07, 2019

Bio:

Three little facts about me:

1) I'm a work-from-home mom from Kyiv, Ukraine.  

2) I'm super late to the party, but  I do my best to turn my excitement with the show into the content (hopefully, qualitative). 

3) I care about Pam Beesly more than about any other fictional character in all the existent fandoms.  


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Favorite Stories
Real and Imagined by shutterbug Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 26
Summary: After leaving the office, Jim cycled through each of Pam's seven messages again. And again. He lost track of how many times. Post episode for "The Carpet" (S2E14). 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 941 Read Count: 1566 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2017 Updated: February 25, 2017
Out of the Fog by Kat11 Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 26
Summary: Past Featured Story

 This story takes place right after the events of Valentine's Day, season 2. Pam has an epiphany and realizes that the life she wants isn't necessarily the life she has now. 

Valentines Day Contest Readers Choice

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my laptop and my imagination which is scary at times. Everything belongs to NBC who decided to cancel it.

 

This takes place during Valentine's Day and I've deiced to enter it into the 2017  Valentine's Day Writing Challenge. It's my first story here so I'm beyond excited. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Valentine's Day Writing Contest 2017
Series: Valentine's Day 2017
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9659 Read Count: 5788 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2017 Updated: February 16, 2017
Expressions in Emoticons by NobleLandMermaid Rated: T [Reviews - 514] 98
Summary: Past Featured Story

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 314451 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Shoot by julieofficefanatic Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 12
Summary: What was Pam going to ask Jim before the cameras scared her off? For the "Can I ask you a question" challenge. (S2E1)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Can I Ask You A Question?
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 2510 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2016 Updated: July 27, 2016
Five Times Jim and Pam Almost Got Busted by NobleLandMermaid Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 15
Summary:

A few of the "close calls" Jim and Pam had before they went public. Setting during the summer between seasons 3 and 4.

Another fic that's been sitting on an external hard drive for years that I've decided to finish.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3450 Read Count: 13803 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 22, 2015 Updated: July 27, 2015
Can I ask you a question? by watchthesky84 Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 12
Summary: Pam asks her question. Jim answers it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Can I Ask You A Question?
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1415 Read Count: 4163 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2014 Updated: January 09, 2015
Shift by thirtypercent Rated: MA [Reviews - 140] 93
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim never went to Stamford? What if Pam started making life changes a little sooner?

An AU look at season 3.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23367 Read Count: 98197 ePub Downloads: 57
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2013
Apres by callisto Rated: M [Reviews - 80] 39
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis will be a series of one-shots that take place after an episode, in no particular order, for as long as I continue to have ideas.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12593 Read Count: 40658 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2010 Updated: May 09, 2013
By Your Side by Deedldee Rated: K+ [Reviews - 81] 51
Summary: --What would happen had Pam not ruined that phone call during The Initiation with her inexplicably saying goodbye to Ryan, and instead kept her focus on Jim. --
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20970 Read Count: 43960 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2011 Updated: March 22, 2012
Momentary Courage by callisto Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 26
Summary: "Can I ask you a question?"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2488 Read Count: 5288 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2011 Updated: June 17, 2011
To Waiting by callisto Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 13
Summary: Since the day at the beach, Pam’s been waiting.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 965 Read Count: 2855 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2011 Updated: April 07, 2011
Nothing, nothing without a woman by andtheivy Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 11
Summary: Pam loves him. If there’s one thing he’s sure about, it’s that.
It’s just right now, he’s not so sure she should.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2019 Read Count: 4324 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2011 Updated: March 03, 2011
The walls start shaking, the earth was quaking by andtheivy Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 15
Summary: Sometimes, it's just... dirty.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2300 Read Count: 9324 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2011 Updated: February 28, 2011
When she wakes me, she takes me back home by andtheivy Rated: M [Reviews - 4] 8
Summary: They are silent. It's like this sometimes.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 830 Read Count: 3049 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2011 Updated: February 28, 2011
Lushes, lookin' luscious by andtheivy Rated: MA [Reviews - 3] 5
Summary: On a Wednesday, they get wasted...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1916 Read Count: 6499 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2011 Updated: February 21, 2011
Why wait any longer for the world to begin by andtheivy Rated: M [Reviews - 7] 9
Summary: There's always a first time...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2799 Read Count: 4808 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2011 Updated: February 21, 2011
Make 'em go "oh! oh! oh!" by andtheivy Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 16
Summary: "We have something these other people don't have, which is a home. And a bed."
"And a shower."

Enough said.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1442 Read Count: 11834 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2011 Updated: February 21, 2011
Unrated by Colette Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 13
Summary:

Takes place shortly after TLM. Michael shares his vision for the sequel with Jim. It involves considerably less wardrobe than the original...and possibly 'a dance of forbidden love.' Forgive me. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1689 Read Count: 2486 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2011 Updated: February 20, 2011
Waking Up in Vegas by Deedldee Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 16
Summary: Re-posted. Jim and Pam go to Vegas on sales calls. AU right after 'Back from Vacation.'
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26186 Read Count: 30724 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2011 Updated: February 15, 2011
The Conversation by andtheivy Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 14
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim takes a drive to ask an important question.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2122 Read Count: 2921 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2011 Updated: January 10, 2011
Don't Be. by watchthesky84 Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 29
Summary: Jim has no idea how he’s gotten into a situation where beautiful, sweet, engaged Pam is fiercely kissing him in a dark corner at a party at Phyllis Lappin’s house at Christmas, but he knows that there are only a handful of possible outcomes, and while they range from one end of the spectrum to the other, there’s only one good one he can think of, and it seemed the least likely.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1490 Read Count: 4360 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2010 Updated: December 23, 2010
On a Night Like This by andtheivy Rated: M [Reviews - 146] 69
Summary: I feel like, in order to truly be welcomed into the fold of MTT writers, one must present a first date story. This is mine.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24598 Read Count: 55662 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2010 Updated: October 17, 2010
I Know Where I Belong by callisto Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 28
Summary: He didn’t like hypothetical questions. But the question, once posed, wouldn’t leave him alone. Phyllis's Wedding AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4276 Read Count: 4837 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 08, 2010 Updated: September 08, 2010
Three Man by andtheivy Rated: MA [Reviews - 73] 49
Summary: It's the end of the first week at Dunder-Mifflin College. Jim goes to a party thrown by his friend, Michael, and becomes intrigued by a pretty freshman.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Ryan
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18169 Read Count: 35443 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: July 07, 2010 Updated: August 05, 2010
Beauty in the Breakdown by watchthesky84 Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 10
Summary: What if Jim had driven Pam home from the Dundies?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2222 Read Count: 4743 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2010 Updated: July 21, 2010