Penname: officefreak Real name: Amy
Member Since: May 28, 2007

Bio:
Former Buffy fanatic and fanfiction writer, now drawn to the hotness that is JAM.
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Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66652 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Pictures

Beautifully told. I wouldn't have had it any other way. Fantastic work!

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 147852 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Jim

*Snickers in Kevin-fashion*

Author's Response: I love the reaction! Thank you for your snicker/review officefreak.

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 31: Roy II

Bwahahahaha....that's about the only time I could see Pam agreeing to do the role playing....lol


Author's Response: Me too. I almost made this a 110 worder and had Pam drunk too so I could have her make increasingly Jim-like demands of the role-playing, but I decided against it. Plus, I'll probably do a Jim and Pam combo one soon. Thanks for the review officefreak.

Summary: Jim and Pam plan on teaching Andy a lesson - but does it go as planned? A short story told in 55 word chapters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 48685 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Love Has A Mind Of Its Own

Awwwwww.......how sweet

Summary: Past Featured Story

Michael watched Pam through the blinds. She was so lucky, everyone always wanted to talk to her, hang out with her, be friends with her. Sometimes he wished he could be her. It would all be so easy if he was Pam.


Pam looked up to see Michael staring at her through the blinds. She smiled to herself before turning back to answering the phones. Sometimes she wondered what it was like to be Michael. It must be strange.


There's a rule of the universe. Never wonder the same thing at the same time as someone else. That's a karmic jinx.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22887 Read Count: 10741 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2007 Updated: November 01, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Alarm Clock Sounds

This is seriously the funniest and most realistic piece of fiction I have ever read. And seriously twisted....I love it! :o)

Author's Response:

Wow! No. No! Way too complimentary. Just, not me. Nope.  Say something more like 'yada yada compliment yada, but your breath still smells like 3 day old coffee, Muggins!'

Note: I brush my teeth for 3 minutes every morning and night and I floss AND I even use that rinse crap that makes your mouth burn!

Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147885 ePub Downloads: 49
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: CYA

My heart was just BREAKING reading this! Great writing!

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: OIC

Ack! How can you stop right there? Double Ack! LOL

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: AFAIK

That was hot, and sweet...perfect romantic balance.

Now, when is he going to shag her senseless? :o)

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: WTG!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe you stopped there. No wait, I can, cuz yer evil and stuff...lol

Please update soon! It's such an amazing story.

Nekkidity wouldn't hurt either, but I'm willing to overlook it if you don't. teehee

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: FTW!!

Squee!!!!!

Reviewer: officefreak Signed
Date: November 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Squee!!!!!

Lovely ending! Thanks for sharing this with us!

Summary: A series of IM conversations between Jim and Pam. Just a lot of fluffy season 4 fun! Spoilers through season 4. by the way I'm bad with titles.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10914 Read Count: 38251 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2008
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Opposite Day

I totally hate this story. Don't write any more. :o)

Author's Response: Haha officefreak. Nice to hear from you :)

Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Champion

LOL....very well done. I think they'd tie as comedian though. I mean, did you see the final scene of Branch Wars? *snort*

Try, Try Again by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 72] 33
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam and Jim give baby-making a try.

The last two parts posted 10/22.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10233 Read Count: 47538 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two: The First Test

That was........wow

Feng Shui by StarShine Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 4
Summary:

She nodded, "I never joke about Feng Shui."

Spoilers through "Money."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 6186 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2007 Updated: October 18, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Dwight, read us a bedtime story

I love it!!!!!! Very nice. I can see this in a deleted scene or something. :o)

Author's Response: Hehe.. thanks for the review! so glad you liked!

Summary:

Jim isn't inviting Pam to the Christmas Eve party he and Karen are holding. Three ghosts visit him the night before the big party and try to bring him to his senses. Will he listen to them, or will he convince himself that it is all a figment of his imagination and leave things the way they are?

I guess this is kind of AU?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6841 Read Count: 16776 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2007 Updated: December 01, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Back to Yesterday

This is freakin' awesome! Keep it up!

Author's Response: that made me smile! thank you so much (:

Summary: It's Halloween again. Ensamble episode in novel format, served with a side of Jam. Set after 'Money'.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4867 Read Count: 7082 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: October 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cold Open

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I can totally see this happening. Sure you're not an actual writer for the show and you're giving us some spoilery goodness? No? Darn.......



Author's Response: Me? A script writer? That\'s a sweet thought but I\'m just TheRabbit, who spends way too much time in her own imagination.

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Pam refused to let Angela drop her off at home after the Dundies?

“I want to go to Jim’s,” Pam said, interrupting Angela’s thoughts.

Angela felt as though her head might pop off and land in one of her cup holders. Would the depravity of this night never end?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19942 Read Count: 55611 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 9
Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Catalyst

Heehee...adorable!


Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary: The Staff of Dunder Mifflin celebrate another 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day'!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Phyllis
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1687 Read Count: 2512 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2007 Updated: November 05, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Little Tuna

That was so adorable!

Summary: Little scence after the end of Survior Man between Jim and Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 546 Read Count: 3071 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 08, 2007 Updated: November 08, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was adorable.....

Bronze by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 54] 29
Summary: Jim's had the sales call from hell, but the day's about to get better......
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Precious Metals
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5969 Read Count: 19613 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 9
Date: November 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Demonstration

Man...I need this Jim to come to MY house! heehee

Author's Response: First, we need to clone him - then we'll send him out all over the world!  Thanks for reviewing!

Breakable by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 135] 52
Summary: Past Featured StoryYet another story inspired by a song by Ingrid Michaelson called Breakable. I really wanted to tell a story about people being just that -- breakable, and ultimately how grace helps keep us from falling apart. So yeah -- a nice fluffy holiday piece. ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15287 Read Count: 33700 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I'm all choked up. Speechless.

Well done!



Author's Response: Officefreak, you rock! Thanks so much for the review!

Summary: Season Four continues! The Dunder-Mifflin computers crash, sending Jim and Pam on very different missions. A script-based episode fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: The Office Scripts
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9667 Read Count: 9624 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Cold Open

Bwahahahaha......I think I'm gonna love this story. :D

Author's Response: I hope you do/did. I appreciate the kind words and the review officefreak.

Summary: Past Featured Story

With every choice we don't make, we create a universe...

WARNING: This is like, angst, to the tenth power, but I can promise a happy ending, if not exactly the one you might have in mind...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9339 Read Count: 49887 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2008
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: December 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Into the Rocks...

ACK!!!!!!! You can't leave me hangin' like that! I may need a defibrilator! LOL

Summary: Some shower smut because they can.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 804 Read Count: 14447 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2007 Updated: November 18, 2007
Reviewer: officefreak Signed 10
Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Heehee.....that was delightful, to put it very,very mildly.

Author's Response:

HA!  Thank you!!