Penname: flonkertonxx Real name: mattie
Member Since: September 30, 2007

Bio:

I started reading JAM fanfic and fell in love with it right away. Now, I'm writing stories of my own and I've lately become hooked. I'll gladly beta anyone's stories so don't be timid to ask me to! I love getting suggestions for my stories and also sharing fics that you have found interesting. So on that note, feel free to send me an email or an AIM and I'll be glad to chat with you about stuff : )

And just a quick warning - my first few stories are seriously HORRIBLE so I suggest you read the more recent ones to prevent yourself from torture.


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Summary: Why does he always have to say things that make her think of a hundred different 'what ifs'? How come half a minute of staring at him has suddenly made her rethink all her future plans?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1291 Read Count: 2157 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: April 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Holy cow this was great! I already love this story a ton and I'm looking forward to an update! This is so well written especially for just beginning Office fic! Keep up the awesome work!


Author's Response: I just decided you\'re a little awesome for having a matching username. :)

Summary: How a little courage and honesty finally gave them both what they wanted.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31928 Read Count: 71196 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2008 Updated: September 25, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: April 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: that perches in the soul

this was spectacular! i loved every minute, every sentence, and every word. it was just great!

Author's Response: Every minute, sentence and word? Wow. Thanks :)

Summary: Season 3 AU, Jim gets a surprise after the merger.

I own nothing at all, not even my own stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25704 Read Count: 21624 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2008 Updated: June 30, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: May 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

i've been reading this since you started but haven't had a chance to review until now. this story is really well-written and i love it! you know how to grasp this subject very well along with the Jim & Pam characters. but i can't imagine how stressful this would be to Jim! I love how he went to Pam for advice and it's making things good between them. I'm looking forward to the next update!

Author's Response: I like your stories too, thanks! I\'ve never had to deal with this subject personally, but I think it makes for an interesting story. Glad you like it!

Comfort. by ISayOye Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary: Post-Finale.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 726 Read Count: 2855 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: May 16, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: June 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was fantastic! I really enjoy your writing style. I'm not sure what it is, but there's just something different about it and it's really great. I liked this fic a lot. You did a great job at showing what you thought happened after the finale. I think this was more realistic than the other post-finale stories out there. Awesome job!

Exactly by ISayOye Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Jim lays it all out for Pam. Facts...not body parts.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 895 Read Count: 2353 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: May 16, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: June 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like this one too! It's definitely not a pile of crap. It would be if it were opposite day! You're doing a great job on all of your stories and I'm looking forward to more!

Summary: This is just a silly post-finale story based on an exaggeration of the premise that The Office is becoming just like a soap opera.  Yeah, that is not an accusation that should be thrown around lightly.  ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7341 Read Count: 15647 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2008 Updated: September 06, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: May 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Like sands through the hourglass...

Ah, I really like this! I'm not normally into fics like this but I'm actually highly enjoying this one! Great job; it's hilarious! Especially about the comas! I'm looking forward to another installment! 

Author's Response: Thanks!  More comas are on the way. 

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: May 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Like sands through the hourglass...

Awesome new chapter! You portray the characters all so well while placing them into mega melodramatic soap opera mode. Haha I'm excited for the next part! You're still doing a fantastic job! This really is hilarious!

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: May 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Hey, you're supposed to be dead!

Ah, awesome chapter! I loved it yet again! You're doing a great job with this story. I'm looking forward to the next installment!


Author's Response: Thanks!  I hope to have the next chapter up sometime tomorrow.

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: May 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Amnesia!

I loved this chapter just as I loved the others! I really liked the scene where Andy thinks it's Christmas due to his amnesia. Another awesome chapter as I'm sure there are many more awesome ones to follow!

Author's Response: Thanks again!  I'll probably keep it going for... ever.  No, really, there is an endless well of soap opera possibilities.  I knew all those years of watching them would finally pay off.  ;)

Not Titled Yet by ISayOye Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 1
Summary: In the middle of the summer Pam visits home.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2745 Read Count: 3899 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2008 Updated: July 12, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: June 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Could you PLEASE stop telling people to review "even if they hate it" because seriously, it's impossible to hate your work. At first, I was getting angry at you because I thought you wrote a fic about Jim and Pam breaking up. But then I read on and I like you again. Great job!

Summary: Pam has to go to New York during the summer for the Pratt School of Design. Jim gets the call of a lifetime to get a corporate position in New York. As feelings are announced and proposals are made, they are interrupted by a noise that neither will ever forget.
*This is an Office/Cloverfield Crossover*
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Horror, Humor, Romance, Slash, Steamy, Suspense, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 922 Read Count: 1960 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2008 Updated: May 30, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: May 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Jim Gets the Call

I like this idea a lot! I'm looking forward to the next chapter! I'm sure it'll be great just like this one is!

Author's Response: Thanks! That\'s nice to hear. I\'m hoping it will be the perfect amount of comedy, drama, horror, and smut.\r\nYes, smut will be in this story. I\'m hoping to write it with a realistic feel even though i really don\'t know what it\'s like. but i read enough of it so hopefully, it\'ll be alright.\r\nKeep Reading. I promise it\'ll get better! Thanks again for the review! :D

Summary: Submitted for the "Jim to the Rescue" challenge. Jim rescues Pam from awkward situations at different points in their lives, from grade school through the present day. JAM AU
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Jim To The Rescue
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12701 Read Count: 13660 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2008 Updated: June 27, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: June 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: On the Playground

AWWWW! This is SO cute! I especially loved the end of the first chapter where she tells her sister that she is going to marry Jim. That's so precious! I love the way you portrayed Michael and Dwight. It was perfect! You're doing great and i can't wait to see where this goes!

Author's Response: Yeah, I figured it would be something Pam would say. I have no idea if she even has a sister - but it\'s AU so I say she absolutely can have a sister!!! :) Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: June 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: In the Library

Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww! Another great chapter just like I expected! You're doing such a fantastic job on this story and so far, I've enjoyed each bit of it! I'm eager to read what will happen next! I love the thought of Jim being referred to as Elephant Ears : )


Author's Response: Haha, I\'m glad you liked it! I didn\'t want to bash people over the head with references to the show, but little things like the big ears thing link it up well enough, I think. :) Thanks!

Summary: A rainy Friday night, some tears, and plenty of junk food might just lead Pam to realize a few things, like how she really feels about her best friend. Set in the early part of Season 2.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4815 Read Count: 10333 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2008 Updated: June 16, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: June 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: The Wake-Up Call

I loved this story! It was great from the beginning! And that movie line is from Elizabethtown!! Love that movie; Orlando Bloom is so cute. But enough about that. This story was fantastic and you did a fantastic job!

Author's Response: Yes! You win at life! I'm so glad I'm not the only person who loves that movie. When I originally wrote this story last summer I was way into that soundtrack, so I listened to it a lot while writing this. I thought it was only fair that I include some little homage to it in the story itself. Thanks for the review!

Summary: Seventh episode and follow-up to Management Training: Pam is featured in an art show at The Met, and Michael plans a field trip to the city that never sleeps for the employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6550 Read Count: 8508 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: September 02, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: September 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Trouble

MICHAEL
That is Michael Phelps. This guy won a couple of Olympic medals. I think.

Ok, BEST line in anything you've written! You don't know how well I can picture that in the show. I was cracking up for like, 5 straight minutes

I love the Kevin kicking duct tape bit, and also "Michael, you have to come pee with us." I'm laughing my guts out here at home!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! I\'m so glad you enjoyed it. Steven Colbert featured Krasinski on his \"Report\", claiming, \"Not only has Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals, he has somehow also managed to play Jim on The Office and bring the New York Giants to a Super Bowl Championship.\" Comparing Phelps, Krasinski, and Eli Manning. It was pure genius, and I had to feature it somehow. :D

Summary: A cute one-shot proposal...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 255 Read Count: 1801 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2008 Updated: August 22, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: August 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aw i really enjoyed this! great descriptions of the apartment.. i loved the things that were in there! it was just a cute way to write their proposal : )

Summary:

Set sometime after season 4. Jim and Pam decide to watch the documentary for the first time, together.  Just some fluff with a dash of angst for good measure.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2842 Read Count: 16167 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: September 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Dundies

Love it, love it, love it, LOVE IT. I like the idea for this story. Keep up the great work and bring me another chapter. Pronto!

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: September 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Office Olympics

FLONKERTON! Wooh, that's my pen name : )
But another well-written and just overall great chapter. I'm looking forward the fire considering it's one of my all time favorite episodes. I really enjoy this story. Keep it up!

Author's Response: thanks it's one of my favorites too, so hopefully I'll do it justice!

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: September 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: The Fire

Aw, yesssss! I loved it!
And the next one is going to be great, as well! Hurry hurry!

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: September 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: E-mail Surveillance

I loved it! Very good, yet again.
I'm a little surprised you didn't mention anything when Phyllis was like "Well, don't you mean Pam and Jim" when Pam asked her about office romanced. But it turned out good without it, so kudos!

Author's Response: Ah yeah, debated about that line.  But I figure, they know what they were, how they appeared to everyone.  :)  Thanks for the compliments, so glad you're still enjoying!

Summary: Jim and Pam head to New York for their first anniversary.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 224 Read Count: 1843 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2008 Updated: November 10, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Leaving

"So, yeah, we're taking off early today to head to New York."

"And he refuses to tell me where he's taking me."


There he just sort of said where he's taking her right in front of her.

But otherwise, I can't want for the next installment. The flowers were a great touch! I'm looking forward to more!

Author's Response: Ok, I see I need to clarify. She doesn\'t know what they\'re DOING in New York. She knows that they\'re going there. Thank you for the review!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe title says it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24931 Read Count: 65938 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2008 Updated: March 09, 2009
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It Worked For Han And Leia

I loved this fic from the beginning when you mentioned The Goonies. AWESOME.

Author's Response: Wow, thank you so very much! :)