“Are you awake?”Â
A Tuesday morning someday in the future.
I have only have one warning about this fic: not everything is how it first appears.
9 Very well written, I enjoyed it. I didn't cry though, I just have something caught in my contact lens is all.
Author's Response: Well of course. Those damn contact lenses ;) Thank you for reading and reviewing!
7 9 That was very good. I liked Kelly's part the best...anything seen through her eyes is funny/scary.
Author's Response: Thank you! I love writing Kelly. She\'s so much fun to write.
8 Nine inches, huh? At least Jim has porn as a fall-back career if paper sales don't work out!
Author's Response: Totally legit. I have sources.\r\nTOTALLY KIDDING. Well, you know, it was a tough time for Jim. And he\'s all tall and stuff, so you know... I figured I\'d be nice and throw a kid a bone.\r\n(And yes, that is what she said)
10 What a neat quirky little story. I always like it when people take chances on content that is, shall we say, a bit out of the ordinary. Very well written.
Author's Response: Well thanks. I enjoy out of the ordinary, and I know it\'s not for everyone, but it\'s just so much fun. Everyone should try it at least once; they\'d probably get addicted.
This story was good for a laugh. Silly Ryan...we all know Pam Beesly is WAY better than a 6!
10 Incredibly well-written. Also, given the circumstances,the fact that Jim even made it to two minutes is quite a feat.
Author's Response: thank you! and, i\'m sure jim would thank you if he could :)
9 That was very funny and charming. Although in my opinion, having Hooters cater the wedding would have improved it. Just sayin'.
9 This was a great characterization of Jim. When you're really crazy about a girl, you want not only to be her present and future, but her past too.
10 All this talk of quarters and fifty cents... I'm just gonna give you guys a check for $500.
Very in-character. And poor Jim, trying so hard to cure his affliction and failing. There's only one prescription for those symptoms...
Author's Response:
Hot damn! A $500 check would make us PROFESSIONAL writers! Thanks!
Glad you enjoyed! There will be more ... eventually.
I don't think Pam was acting frustrating or like a tease at all, which is probably why this story is so enjoyable.
And maybe Pam is laughing because she just found out that Jim actually does have a 14-inch penis. Most women do nervously laugh when they see guys like us for the first time. Sigh...it's such a burden sometimes. ;)
Author's Response: Mazel Tov.
This chapter was really endearing and funny, even though 80% of it was about Jim going to the bathroom. You're clearly a very talented writer.
Author's Response: Haha, thanks! Yep, many of the late night walks I had back to campus from my friends' house involved at least one such incident. And the way that you can go from an asanine moment to a romantic one in a split second is definitely something I remember from back in the day.
10 I've read a few stories on here where Jim's penis was 9 inches, but this is the first one where it has been 14. I'm not sure if that makes Pam lucky or unlucky.
Author's Response: I think I wrote one of those stories. Which are the others?
(I once promised a friend if I ever wrote his biography, I'd say he had a 14 inch penis. That was his only request.)
10 Now that's a healthy sex life. And active. I wonder how they have time for anything else?
Author's Response: I know, there a little frisky in this story, aren't they?
9 Every girl my age loved NKOTB when they were little girls. Alyssa Milano wasn't quite as universal among boys my age...for me and my friends, it was Kathy Ireland.
But what a charming story. Twenty years from now, little girls who love Justin Bieber will be writing fic about grown women looking back on their first preteen crush on him. The circle of life, I suppose...