Penname: jazzfan Real name:
Member Since: August 11, 2008

Bio:
After being raised by feral dogs deep in the heart of Appalachia for my first 17 years, I rescued a group of imperiled socioanthopologists from certain doom at the hands of some moonshiners in an undisclosed mossy holler of my homeland. Silly with gratitude, they taught me to read and eventually, to make letters with a pencil. I'm continuing that learning process by writing fan fiction here.
As you can see, I'm still having trouble with run-on sentences and cliches. Yet I've come so far.

Oh, and I love music - especially jazz.
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Apres by callisto Rated: M [Reviews - 80] 39
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis will be a series of one-shots that take place after an episode, in no particular order, for as long as I continue to have ideas.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12593 Read Count: 40701 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2010 Updated: May 09, 2013
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 06, 2011 Title: Chapter 10: the alliance: work your magic

I always like it when Roy is written as a real person and with redeeming values as well as douchbaginess. It makes you realize why Pam had such a difficult time breaking it off with him. This was a beautifully done illustration of that - Pam thinks of Jim fondly when Roy's being a jerk and then he goes and does something redeeming.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: September 22, 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Halloween: but I would take that job in Maryland

This was very nicely done, Callisto. I especially liked this: Nobody ever looked at her like Jim did

Ain't it the truth?

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: May 09, 2013 Title: Chapter 11: paper airplane: faith, hope, and love

This is exactly how marriages fall apart. Timing is everything. Thanks for adding the "in between" parts to what was happening with Jim and Pam.

The Investigation by Steph Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 2
Summary: Nymphs shouldn't date stick insects. Boys shouldn't smell like girls. And if Gabe is the New Toby, where does that leave him?
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Ensemble, Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3529 Read Count: 1489 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2010 Updated: October 04, 2010
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, Steph, I love your Toby stories. I don't hate Gabe though. You write Gabe quite well, despite your dislike. Fave part: I could just hear this coming out of Andy:
“I don’t care about that now, Toby!” Andy yelled. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and said, “Gabe is freakishly tall and thin and has a weird shaped head. He’s a stick insect and there is no way that the beautiful fair maiden Hannon would ever date a stick insect.”

Author's Response: Thank you! I can't explain why I hate Gabe so much I Just do. I hate so much about the things he chooses to be, but glad you enjoyed it and I thought I wrote him well.

Summary: Talking heads I thought were missing from season 7 episodes
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1875 Read Count: 19785 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2010 Updated: April 22, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: December 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: China

Loved it. The last line killed.

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Costume Contest

Very, very cute.

Summary: Past Featured StoryMost of the time she's happy.


Slight angst to balance the sugary sweetness of the current season.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 635 Read Count: 2382 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2010 Updated: October 17, 2010
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: My blessings get so blurred

This is the quintessential Pam showing her head - the one who can never quite be sure. Liked it very much.

Summary: Just a little Tuesday morning Halpert fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2953 Read Count: 3088 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2010 Updated: October 19, 2010
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: October 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really liked this line:." I inhaled her baby scent – a mix of milk and talcum powder and whatever it was that made my baby my baby" It rang true. Babies do have their own unique scent.

Author's Response: Thanks Jazzfan! I don't actually have babies, so I wouldn't know unique baby smells, but it seemed right in my head haha - glad it made sense! :)

Summary: "He didn’t want her to leave, and it was as if he was a child again, pretending the clock would stop if he just took his time." Spoilers for Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 915 Read Count: 2315 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2010 Updated: December 13, 2010
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: December 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw, stjoe's, that was wonderful. It really rings true that it's some little tiny thing that almost always trips the balance in something big like this.
I'm so sorry about your folks - it's true not every couple is dysfunctional, (but none are perfect) Learn from them what not to do, and apply that to your future. And good luck with the loofa.

Author's Response: Thanks Jazz... I used to joke that my family put the "fun" in dysfunctional, but maybe that's how problems start, ya know? Throwing something funny or pretty over something bad doesn't make the bad go away... Sigh. Life.

That being said, wishes for the loofa made me giggle. Thanks for the review :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

"That's Michael, you're out with Michael?!"

"Pam, it just happened. "

pre-marriage fluff. Pam gets a late-night visitor the night before the wedding. Spoilers for Niagara.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3079 Read Count: 3931 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2010 Updated: December 16, 2010
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: December 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: saw you through the keyhole

Guh. I am in love with your giddy, sweet, drunk Jim. This is canon, as far as I'm concerned. You've managed to express his wonder at the moment without making it maudlin, and it's totally in character. What a treat to read.

Author's Response: Thank you so much, jazzfan!

Summary: Jim has no idea how he’s gotten into a situation where beautiful, sweet, engaged Pam is fiercely kissing him in a dark corner at a party at Phyllis Lappin’s house at Christmas, but he knows that there are only a handful of possible outcomes, and while they range from one end of the spectrum to the other, there’s only one good one he can think of, and it seemed the least likely.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1490 Read Count: 4368 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2010 Updated: December 23, 2010
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Beautiful, Sweet, Engaged Pam

I really enjoyed this! I agree with andtheivy, the line "it's just ....self preservation" is perfect. I can hear that particular bit of truth coming right out of Jim's mouth. The important dialogue is sparse - very fitting for them during that time.

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Summary: "The food for the next day was all set in the kitchen, the gifts were wrapped and ready to be put under the big Christmas tree, and Jim was... still Jim." What are the Halperts doing on Christmas Eve? Fluff ahead.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1133 Read Count: 2240 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2010 Updated: December 23, 2010
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Bwahahahaha. This was so much fun. Pam knows how to push Jim's buttons - just like anybody who's been married for awhile. Well done - I'd love to read more from you.

Author's Response: Yes, I like to think that they know each other so well they can just predict the other's arguments and their ways to win the battle :p I don't know yet about another fic, but these two are too adorable and need thousands of fics written about them :) Thanks for the review and your kind words!

Summary: "But the things that matter stay affixed in place despite new memories and new experiences." Spoilers through Classy Christmas!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1489 Read Count: 2917 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2011 Updated: January 01, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The bracelet desperately needed a backstory. Thank you!

Author's Response: I'm so glad other people agree with this haha! Thank YOU for the review, Jazzfan :)

Summary: At that moment, looking up at Jim, she felt like things might finally be okay again. Not like they used to be, but…there was hope.
Season 3 angst. Jim and Pam share a moment behind the reception desk. Takes place at the very end of A Benihana Christmas and goes AU from there.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3652 Read Count: 5382 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2011 Updated: February 01, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nicely done. Nice job having Karen come by and be sympathetic. That added so much tension to the scene.

Author's Response: Thanks, jazzfan. :-)

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim takes a drive to ask an important question.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2122 Read Count: 2936 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2011 Updated: January 10, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 11, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww, your Nervous!Jim is adorable, and very believeable. I might never have pegged Jim for an "ask the parents" sort of guy, except for that talking head where he mentions he wants to do well to impress Pam's parents - which means he's really a very traditional guy in a lot of ways. Fun read. My favorite part was the "he would find out 34 years later ..." bit.

Rocky Road by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 21] 12
Summary: Past Featured Story

Spoilers through the Ultimatum. 

Pam comes home to a sick husband and baby after a hard, frustrating day.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1371 Read Count: 3646 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2011 Updated: January 21, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: January 22, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Rocky Road

Oooh, I hadn't had time to read fic for awhile and I come here tonight and see this! Woot! You've written Pam so organically here - her frustration with a husband with a "man cold" really rang true. So many times Jim Halpert is portrayed as the perfect guy, and I like stories where he is a typical flawed guy (and sometimes kind of a wuss) - and then that one act of thoughtfulness (his strong suit) redeems him. Pam is much tougher than Jim, I think.. I like the "Pam fights failure as the office manager" arc and this story fits perfectly into it. Frankly, I enjoyed this much more than I did the episode. LOL

Author's Response: Man, did you ever just nutshell Jim, or what! So, SO true.  Not perfect - but so thoughtful when he puts his mind to it...and thankfully for Pam - she is often on his mind.  It's interesting because I'm not sure at the beginning of the series I would have agreed that Pam was "tougher", but looking back now honestly there was a toughness even in her "weaknesses". She put up with a lot of crap for a long time (though I guess one could argue it was self-inflicted crap)...anyway - yes, love your comments. Thanks so much for the review! 

Summary: An AU look at "Casino Night." Because I've never done THAT before.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1527 Read Count: 2530 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 25, 2011 Updated: January 25, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Homeward the new road meanders

I don't think Pam would ever have done this, but boy was it nice to read. Lovely, spare prose. I really enjoyed it.

Summary: A Jim and Pam first date story.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3426 Read Count: 3124 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2011 Updated: January 26, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is just lovely! I'm so glad you've joined the writers here. Very nice job mixing in descriptions of their gestures - I could just "see" them in the story. Can't wait to read more from you.

Author's Response: Thank you jazzfan. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to know the descriptions came out well, I was worried that I was either doing too much describing or that it wasn't going to come out properly. Happy to know you could see it like I did. I have a bunch of ideas running through my head for other stories. Thanks for the warm welcome. :)

Summary: Voicemail messages he receives while on jury duty. He should probably consider changing his number.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Erin, Holly, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1404 Read Count: 2052 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2011 Updated: February 07, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I may have given a little whoop out loud when I saw you'd posted a new story, and this did not disappoint.
I love Meredith's and Kelly's the best, but you've nailed every voice you've included. Such fun, and smart, Toby, to change his cell phone. I have a feeling there's not really any paperwork left though. *grin*

Author's Response: Thanks! That's so sweet. Yep, Toby's "paperwork" may not completely be the truth.

Summary: A looming beet harvest? A new sales employee by the name of Jim Halpert? All in a day's work for Dwight Schrute. Join Dunder Mifflin's Assistant (to the) Regional Manager as he attacks these challenges with ferocity.
Categories: Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Michael, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11026 Read Count: 3602 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2011 Updated: February 21, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 18, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Morning

I'm still enjoying this immensely. Jim + Dwight = funny. But I have to ask - is it scary there in Dwight's head?

Author's Response: It is, but I guess I like being scared. :-p

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 13, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Morning

This is hilarious. The Dwight/Jim dynamic is one of my very favorite things about the show and you have done a wonderful job with Dwight's voice. I laughed out loud several times. It's just so. Dwight. And great explanation on the jello, and callback to Tom. I look forward to more. Soon, hopefully.

Author's Response: Thanks jazzfan - glad you liked it so far . :) I couldn't resist throwing Tom in there, poor guy. Hehe.

Summary: Past Featured StoryAU with a season three backdrop. Pam finds herself pregnant. Shenanigans ensue from there.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78742 Read Count: 102027 ePub Downloads: 50
[Report This] Published: February 13, 2011 Updated: March 27, 2011
Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: March 02, 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Zingers! I did not expect that, but I could totally see it going down that way. It reminded me of the talking head where Jim and Pam reveal they're dating. She just says it.

Also, I love your Isabelle. Very well done - I can hear her saying every word.

Author's Response: You know, I would love to say that I referenced Fun Run but until I just read that, that didn't even occur to me. Awesome. I'm subconsciously channeling Office references into my work now. lol. Glad you love Isabelle, I'm always iffy about her. Thanks for the review, means a lot! :)

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 20, 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Yum, I just read the last four chapters in succession and this is made of awesome sauce. I love how you've woven things that happened on the show into the story in a new way, and you've given us pretty darn hot smut as well. Can't wait for the next chapter.

Author's Response: Awesome, so glad you ate up nearly everything in one go! So glad you're enjoying it, thanks so much for the review!

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: February 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

I am so glad you are updating this quickly otherwise I would have to kill you for leaving this story at this point. It's like Season 3 anguish all over again. Argh!

Post 11! Post it now. 1 2, 3, 4... (OMG, you have turned me into Dwight)

Author's Response: Oh no! I've turned jazzfan into Dwight, lol. Okay, okay, I need to get this next chapter done...cause I think I'd have a lot of people plotting my demise. Thanks for the review!!

Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: March 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Argghhhh! Nooooooo! That's a compliment, btw.

Author's Response: Yup, they pay me to drive you nuts...wait...I'm not getting paid? Thanks for dropping a line, jazzfan. :)