Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Reconnection by vicodinfm Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 6
Summary: Another couple reconnects at Jim and Pam's wedding.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167 Read Count: 1958 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2009 Updated: October 24, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww. i love it! dwight and angela are so perfect for each other. i seriously hope they get back together!

Author's Response: Me too! Let's all cross our fingers and say a prayer to the office writers :) Thanks so much for reviewing this little fic!

Lavender by mifflinite Rated: M [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: Post "The Lover" Jim tries to make the day a little bit better for Pam. Rating might be for later, we'll see.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 479 Read Count: 1182 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2009 Updated: October 27, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

jim halpert: creating unrealistic expectations of men since 2005. gah.

seriously, perfect man. knows to let pam have her freak-out, and that once she calms down, they can talk. as evidenced by:
"Hey."
"Shove it!"
"Yep."

Summary: Jim, Pam, a honeymoon, and peach-scented body soap. Spectacularly smutty. Vague spoilers for 'Niagara'.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3853 Read Count: 4567 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2009 Updated: October 27, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: these are the first hands to tremble in my hold

ishkabibble......

that's the word i use when there simply are no words.... i love love love this. i actually added it to my favorites back when it was first posted, and i could've SWORN i reviewed, but i guess i didn't.

yay for honeymoon smut!

babytimes by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 172] 48
Summary: Past Featured StoryThese are meaningless, short and simple ways for me to pass the time. Most of these have been sitting on the hard drive I've been cleaning out for the past couple of weeks (slowly but surely). Just pregnant Pam and baby fluff. They were all labeled "babytimes01.txt" on my computer, hence the name. Just vignettes, not necessarily chapters in order, and the rating is caution for later. Spoilers for the Delivery in the last chapter.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36077 Read Count: 58552 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2009 Updated: March 05, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

the image of jim holding naked little cece is just too cute. i know, that sounds creepy. but come on.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i can totally understand this... sure, you can see the test result from the test at the hospital, but it's just words on a piece of paper. it's completely different to see those two lines with your own eyes.

Author's Response: Thanks for reading and reviewing. Glad you could see this. =)

Summary: Just a few baby name ideas
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66 Read Count: 2216 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2009 Updated: November 11, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA! cute

Author's Response: Why thank you!

Snippets by xoxoxo Rated: K [Reviews - 14] 12
Summary:

Snippets of Pam and Jim - Post The Job and early S4.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1324 Read Count: 2988 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2009 Updated: December 18, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Job - Money

i'm pretty sure i've seen this before.... either that, or i have a really bad case of deja vu

Author's Response:

Really??  I looked through everything I've posted here and I couldn't find it anywhere.  I didn't write a lot of S4 fic and most of my stuff was speculative future fluff.  If you figure out where you've seen it before just let me know.

Another reason I was pretty sure I hadn't posted it is that it was unfinished.  But still - let me know!

Girl in a Tutu by kaat Rated: K+ [Reviews - 18] 9
Summary: Jim, Pam, and toddler bliss.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Kids/Family
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3752 Read Count: 4703 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2009 Updated: January 11, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: ballet slippers.

cuuuuuuuuuu-hhhuuuuuuute!

i love lucy playing doctor... "you got a feber, young man!" and "it's beating!" absolutely made my day. ahhh babyfic fluff... pefect antidote to the "i totaled my car" blues.

Author's Response: yes, babyfic makes everything better, doesn't it? :) i hope you got your car back! thanks so much for the review!

Summary: Jim and Pam have themselves a Do Nothing Day on account of the snow.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1011 Read Count: 2518 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 26, 2009 Updated: December 26, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: From fallin' in the snow

i just developed diabetes because this is just too sweet!

Summary: Jim and Pam Halpert celebrate their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary with friends and family.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1569 Read Count: 1870 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2010 Updated: January 18, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 7
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so sweet. and victoria's my name! :oD

Author's Response: Thank you for reading and reviewing! I'm happy you thought this was sweet. Yay for Victoria!

Summary: A series of simple, yet memorable moments in the lives of Jim and Pam. Each chapter will be a short stand alone scene, and I'll add them as I think of ideas. The rating may eventually change.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Weekend
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5003 Read Count: 4263 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 28, 2010 Updated: February 19, 2012
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: January 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - In a Family Way

isn't it amazing when you can see a baby move an arm or a leg or a butt across the belly? it's like "alien."

this is just so so sweet... can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: It is amazingingly cool. Much more so than those tap dances on your liver at 3 am. Thanks for the review, FlonkertonChamp.

Summary: Past Featured StoryA snowstorm hits Scranton in February 2010. Someone had to go there, so I did.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15127 Read Count: 9774 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2010 Updated: March 01, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Let it Snow

MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!

and i have a feeling that you will only make it worse...

*adds to favorites*

Author's Response: Wow, thanks FlonkertonChamp. But I'm not the one throwing those snowflakes in the road - don't blame me. *grin* Hopefully I won't disappoint you.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 One More for My Baby (and One More for the Road)

OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT CHAPTER ALREADY! GOD!!!!!!!

is it weird that i think that jim delivering his own child makes him sexy as hell?

i love this... i'm a big supporter of home birth, and when i have kids, i plan on home birthing. granted, this isn't a planned home birth, but still. if you haven't completed the birth chapter, and you need some medical knowledge, let me know... i'd be glad to help out.

Author's Response: FlonkertonChamp, I'll get going on the next one ASAP. (weather was just too dang nice today) I'm sure home birthing can be a great experience if you have backup at the ready. Unfortunately, that's not the case in this story. I had my two kids in a hospital setting, and I had good experiences, too. Thanks very much for your comments!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: March 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Birth Control

YAY! i really really enjoyed this.... i'm one of those people who find birth fascinating. if i wasn't such a horrible student, i'd want to be a midwife.

Author's Response: Thanks FlonkertonChamp. Birth is amazing, I agree. It was fun to write about it.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: March 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Birth Control

oh, one technical (ie: medical) thing... i have never seen a whitish placenta. they're more dark red. but other than that, the other medical stuff was spot-on! love it... i'm glad you're not the only one who went kind of into detail with a birth story... i did too. with both of mine.

Author's Response: Thanks, you are 100 percent right, Flonkerton Champ, I fixed it. I kind of got carried away with this, but once I started, I couldn't seem to pare it down. Thanks for your thoughts!

Summary: It's not the first time, but in some ways, it is. Jim and Pam's wedding night.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2042 Read Count: 7458 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 18, 2010 Updated: February 19, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: The First Time

oooh i love this. *adds to favorites*

and can't wait for the update to "in my life, i love you more"!

Chores by bkwrm Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 8
Summary:

Jim loves doing chores.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 60 Read Count: 2311 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 19, 2010 Updated: February 19, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

heeeeeeee.... love this.

Author's Response: Thanks, FlonkertonChamp!! :D

Febrility by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 131] 48
Summary: febrility (n.) - a rise in the temperature of the body.



Somewhere in January 2007, season three.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25530 Read Count: 50363 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2010 Updated: January 22, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

YAY! FINALLY!!!!!

loved seeing jim so concerned about pam... a great turnaround!

"You taste like soup."

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

huh. i don't know why it didn't post my complete review. i was going to say that the "you taste like soup" line made me laugh.

Ancient rhythm by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 6
Summary: Jim finds Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58 Read Count: 2571 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2010 Updated: March 17, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: March 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*happy sigh* this is just lovely. i can totally see pam doing the "mommy sway"

Author's Response:

Thank you. Despite her misgivings, I think Pam is going to be just fine as a mommy- and the "sway" just comes instinctively, doesn't it? Thanks, again!

I Can't by justafan Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 10
Summary: Here’s that scene from “Money” and what Jim was thinking as he looked so pensive exiting the stairwell…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1095 Read Count: 2605 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2010 Updated: March 28, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: March 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: I Can't

oh this is just so perfect

Summary: Inspired by the third deleted scene from The Delivery, because Jim had some apologizing to do.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 569 Read Count: 3254 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2010 Updated: March 31, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 8
Date: March 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

as much as i loved that deleted scene, i'm glad that jim apologized! you're right, jim was definitely using humor because he was nervous.

Author's Response: Yeah as soon as I watched it, I felt I couldn't let it stand. Thanks for the review!

Six Weeks by yanana Rated: MA [Reviews - 30] 26
Summary: Past Featured StoryHad to follow up the "Money" call-back in "Secretary's Day," obviously. And don't think that "six weeks" comment in the deleted scene got by this girl!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: One to Ten
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9107 Read Count: 11004 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2010 Updated: April 27, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: April 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

heee, who doesn't love baby chin-munching? and cheek-munching... and nose. and toes. and fingers. and ears. babies are just good for nomming on.

Summary: Jim takes Pam to see the Pacific for her birthday
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: let?s celebrate birthday month in style today.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2601 Read Count: 3538 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2010 Updated: May 02, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

In Cecelia’s world there are no seven wonders, but seven million.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

In Cecelia’s world there are no seven wonders, but seven million.