Penname: jandjsalmon Real name: Jessica
Member Since: October 17, 2006

Bio:

   I'm 39 -  Married to Handsome Mountie with 3 kids.

   My fancy icon was made  by me, but the art was drawn by blackcatinbree on LJ! ;)


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Camping Trip by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 29] 34
Summary: Michael takes the office camping. Written for the Confined Spaces challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Confined Spaces
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3052 Read Count: 6523 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2006 Updated: July 11, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have now decided that 'all kinds of awesome' is going to be a phrase in my vocab. This was great. I guess it was for a challenge... so we won't get to see more, will we? *looks down sadly*  AH -- well it was fab while it lasted... maybe you should do like a seires all in this universe! ;) Thanks for the fab read! ;)

February 14, 2007 by Jodithgrace Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 12
Summary: Past Featured StoryWe all know what happened last Valentine's day. What happens next year? This is a little stand alone fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1256 Read Count: 3787 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2006 Updated: July 28, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: January 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

AGHGHG! I loved it to itty bitty pieces! Great Great job!

The Difference Between Shadows and Darkness by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 78] 66
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim sees a therapist. Starts in the midst of season two.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5581 Read Count: 13242 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2006 Updated: January 02, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

really facinating! I hope we get more! ;)

Truth or Dare by Pixel Rated: MA [Reviews - 28] 32
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam get stuck and get busy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Confined Spaces, Road Trip, Stranded, Trapped
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4706 Read Count: 13085 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2006 Updated: August 13, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Truth or Dare

I'm with Paper Jam.  I'm going to just assume this was actually what happened before the season premiere! WOW!

Author's Response: Please do. That's what I do. Hee. Thanks a lot!

Last Call Casualty by time4moxie Rated: M [Reviews - 14] 18
Summary:

It's another Stamford office friday night, and Josh is buying the first few rounds. Jim tags along and hopes to start building some new relationships. That turns out to be more true than he could have imagined.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2274 Read Count: 3133 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: October 08, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: October 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this fic. It was brilliant. I read it a few days agao and I can't remember why I didn't review then... it might have been before I signed in... anyway -- LOVE it!

Answer to prayer by nqllisi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 31] 34
Summary: Past Featured StoryAn unexpected conversation with Karen gives Jim some perspective.  Based on unspoiled speculation for season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 980 Read Count: 4882 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It was wonderful. The perfect answer to my Karen!hatred!

 

Thanks. I hope The Powers that be use your script!



Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I don't hate Karen, exactly; it's more that she makes  me nervous and I want to be rid of her before she causes too much trouble.

Haunted by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 22
Summary: Pam is, by Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Haunted House
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1198 Read Count: 3826 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Haunted

SO good! Loved the imagery. Being Haunted never felt so good... or bad... and I agree with the review up there.. we can only hope that the next thing Pam would do is get out of the Haunted House and drive to Stamford! ;)

Author's Response: Thanks, j! I'm glad that conjured some good images for you  ;)

Finally by bitterpill Rated: K+ [Reviews - 34] 40
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam makes an important call


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 954 Read Count: 4568 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

YAY! I loved it. Brilliant. Funny. Great! Thanks for sharing! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you for reading!  I really appreciate it.

The Persuasion Of Pam by Promethea Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 15
Summary:

Is it a homage, is it a tribute or is it just that I am not very good at thinking up original plots?  Whatever, this story is 'inspired' by Jane Austen's Persuasion and is meant to have a similar mix of melancholy and hope.  Set after the rumoured merger of the branches (spoilers up to Grief Counselling), Michael organises a bonding exercise adventure and Pam has to deal with seeing Jim again - and with his attentions to Karen.  But if you've read Persuasion, you might guess that someone is heading for a fall ...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3377 Read Count: 2505 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2006 Updated: November 01, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooh I LOVE Persuasion... and now I'm uber-looking forward to your update! ;) Great job so far! ;)

Author's Response:

Thanks!  It's funny, it's not my very favourite Austen (P&P, S&S and Emma pip it) but it seemed to fit Jim & Pam best. 

Hmm, maybe P&P would work for Michael & Jan and S&S for Kelly (= Marianne)?

His Brother Jonathan by Promethea Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 11
Summary:

A silly short story inspired by all the stories I've read here involving Jim's now famous brother!  It's just a bit of fun, people.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author, apart from Jonathan.  I don't know who owns him. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1292 Read Count: 1507 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

AHGHG! This was brilliant! I think my favorite parts were Jim just KNOWING and going along with whatever she had up her sleeve and then Michael and Dwight. They are classic! Great Great job!

Author's Response:

Thanks!

Maybe I should have written some more about Jim playing along with it but I was so keen to get to the Dwight scene ...

Consolation by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 19
Summary: When the person you love is marrying someone else, sometimes you need someone to drink with.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 462 Read Count: 2273 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

AHGHGH! I loved it. Totally threw me for a loop... PERFECT!

Author's Response: Wow, thank you!

She Knows by Par5 Rated: MA [Reviews - 24] 22
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam makes a decision.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1086 Read Count: 7888 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So SO pretty! LOVE it!

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

A Series of "Firsts" by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 73] 69
Summary:

It starts with the first time Jim and Pam are in the same room again, followed by their first real fight and then..you know...a few other firsts. :)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11807 Read Count: 28831 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: November 15, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: First Meeting

AHGHGH.. a heart breaker!  I especially loved this part:

This is what she’d been so afraid of all along - afraid that once she changed her life he would change his mind.  

I think you hit the head on the nail. (wait a minute... scrath that, reverse it!)

 Great Job!



Author's Response:

I have this need lately to explain what Pam's problem is.  Don't know where it's coming from - but it's here and it's not letting me go.

I think the next few chapters will begin to mend your poor heart.   Perhaps. ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: First Time

HA! Perfect. I love that she needed to say those things before things could move forward. Really really good! ;)

Author's Response: I do think they need to be said.  And I'm making them say them.  LOL!  Thanks jandj!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: First Date

Ahghghg! NaNoWriMo steals away another fab fic writer. ;)  This chapter was brilliant! I laughed -- "Is this going to come between us Jim?  Your one kitchen prejudice?" was priceless... all round, this was brilliant. On to December... and Pam NOT killing Jim with the wait. (Imagine if HE had to wait til December! He'd really die! ;))

Author's Response:

Thanks jandj!  Actually I am so desperate for happy Jim&Pam I am absolutely going to HAVE to update over Thanksgiving.  Thanks for hanging in there with me!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: First Fight

AHGHG Major squeeage!!! This was brilliant. Totally in-character. Totally brilliant! I loved it! Several lines jumped out at me... "It's ridiculous that the thought that fills her mind at this moment is that she wishes she could jinx him and shut him up." It was ridiculous... but it's our Pam! This was brilliant! Thanks for the speedy update! ;)

Author's Response:

Score.  Major squeeage!!  LOL!  Thanks jandj. 

There's an air of ridiculousness about this whole thing and I'm glad you think I did it justice.

Should Have Known by mcmuffins Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 13
Summary: A few times Pam should have known, and maybe one where she does.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1341 Read Count: 2593 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Valentine's Day 1997

Really sad... but really well written. I wish I knew what was in the box... and I love how she was trying to explain the 'bonus' gift idea... Anyway... can't wait for another installment! ;)

Author's Response: I'm so glad you caught that - I had to go back to the episode to remember exactly what he said... Thanks for the review :)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Thanksgiving 2002

Oh wow! Great emotion here. I love that she feels trapped. and then that bit with the smile that is forced and only her mum realizes... SO SO good. ;)

Author's Response: Thanks!  And moms are great and terrible that way, aren't they? ;)

Cover Up by PuffingNoise Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 13
Summary: Jim, Pam, a hickey, and a secret in the office.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 845 Read Count: 3443 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA HA HA!  The supply shelves in the middle of the office don't give nearly enough privacy.

Brilliant! I love Phylis - but sh'es known all along, hasn't she? ;)



Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Seasick by Colette Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 23
Summary: Past Featured StoryNot so much a story, as a Jim POV mood piece, following the phone call (that launched a thousand fanfics.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1099 Read Count: 3815 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It was your lovely summary that got me reading htis... especially  "the phone call (that launched a thousand fanfics.)" Becasue it amused me. You did not disappoint! It was really really good. I love the part when he starts dreaming about her in places that they had never been together. Just brilliant! ;)


Author's Response:

Just tossed off the summary...you never know what's going to draw them in! Glad you weren't disappointed. Thanks so much!

Better Than Bouncy Bits by Semby Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 16
Summary: Past Featured StoryMark and his girlfriend's reactions after their first double date with Jim and Pam. (Jim has moved back from Stamford.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1076 Read Count: 3894 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA HA HA! I love Mark and Anna... and if there wasn't a fandom out there for them yet -- there should be now! Totally true to life... if I take the remote from my hubby he does the same wavey thing and whines, "Too… far…" So I giggled out loud at that one. Love it. Great Story. You should write a WHOLE bunch featuring these two -- with Jim and Pam in the background... Ithink Anna would be really insightful!

 

And the man!crush was hillarious. My hubby and his bestfriend are totally this way -- they talk on the phone like their girls... it's just lucky that their wives both like each other! ;)



Author's Response:

Hee! Thank you. I think every guy has their 'too lazy to reach for the remote' moments. I'm glad you were amused!

Naked by bitterpill Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 10
Summary:

Jim/Pam Season 2 angst


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 483 Read Count: 3277 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2006 Updated: October 31, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: October 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OUCH! Great angst. I am SUCH a tooch-achey fluff lover.. but this was BRILLIANT!

Message in a Bottle by Colette Rated: MA [Reviews - 21] 23
Summary: Past Featured Story

A scene from sometime down the road…viewed with rose-colored glasses. Through Diwali. Little bit steamy.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2671 Read Count: 6982 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2006 Updated: November 05, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Loved this. A favourite! Loved Loved Loved this!

Author's Response: Thank you, thank you, thank you! So happy you liked it!

Watercolor Boats by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 17
Summary: He learned fast that triangles are all points and angles. General post season two/season three Jim/Pam. Spoilers through season three, including that one spoiler that almost every knows about by now.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2883 Read Count: 2422 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2006 Updated: November 05, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love that she was cheesy and said they weren't a line... The whoe fic was lovely! Great job!

Movement by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 14
Summary: Post finale PamJim oneshot. She tells him all of this even though the trembling in her voice conquers her words in some places and they come out as tears or fragments.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2639 Read Count: 2759 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2006 Updated: November 12, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love it. I really do. It's fantastic. YAY you! ;)