Penname: jandjsalmon Real name: Jessica
Member Since: October 17, 2006

Bio:

   I'm 39 -  Married to Handsome Mountie with 3 kids.

   My fancy icon was made  by me, but the art was drawn by blackcatinbree on LJ! ;)


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Wells Have All Gone Dry by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 11
Summary: The respective nights before and after the Merger for Jim and Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1068 Read Count: 1527 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2006 Updated: November 22, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I don't mind the angst. This was really really good. Last week left me with a big hollow pain in my stomach. This kinda rehashes it -- but it a good way! ;) Thansk for sharing a great story! ;)

Five Convoluted Metaphors Found Within Jim Halpert's Inner Monologue by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7] 9
Summary:

Wells, traffic, parking lots, etc.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 271 Read Count: 2189 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2006 Updated: November 25, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. This is really interesting. I love these 5 points things and this one is one of the best, I think my favourite is IV -- just seems so true to life, but they are all really really good. Thanks for sharing. ;)

Scenes From a New Apartment by Penguin_jammies Rated: M [Reviews - 17] 13
Summary: “I made an ass out of myself.” Michael taps his fingers against the oak kitchen table. “Take some advice from a man a little older and much more experienced than yourself, Jim. Never fall for two women at the same time.”
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1472 Read Count: 2572 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2006 Updated: November 27, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA HA HA1 I have no idea why Andy is at Jim's house in the last one... but the whole hting was brilliant. Starting a rumour that Pam isthe town whore! HA HA HA!

Five Christmas Presents by PuffingNoise Rated: K [Reviews - 12] 7
Summary:

Five times Jim and/or Pam give each other Christmas presents.
I've finally written a "Five Things" story!


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2181 Read Count: 2566 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: November 30, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: November 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wonderful. Loved it!

We by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 49] 40
Summary: Pam and Jim are having twins.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 913 Read Count: 4547 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: November 30, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: December 01, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: We

So pretty!

 

And yes, I think Dwight absorbed girl!fetus power! ;)



Author's Response: I agree (about Dwight)! Thanks, j :)

Twelve Days by xoxoxo Rated: MA [Reviews - 245] 117
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim, Pam...and a partridge in a pear tree.  There are 12 days of Christmas - there will be 12 chapters of this story. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26401 Read Count: 57284 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: December 07, 2006 Updated: December 30, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: January 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree....

It was a wonderful ride! Really Really wonderful!

 

*wipes tears away*

 Til Next Christmas then?



Author's Response: hee!  OK.  You've got a deal.  LOL!  Glad you enjoyed it!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 10: Three: French Hens

Like the bestsest story EVER! Every chapter has been brilliant! SO SO good. I cannot heap enough praise onto you! Ca't wait for 'turtledoves' and I hope you had a very Happy Christmas! ;)

Author's Response: And you jandj wrote like the bestest review ever!!  Thanks so much!!  I had a Happy Christmas indeed, thank you.  Hope you did too!  Turtledoves are coming up!!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 11: Two: Turtle Doves

AHGHG! There is a real reason we all love Jim, you know?

 I nearly cracked up when discussing getting cornered by Andy underneath the mistletoe - totally an unpleasant thought and all Jim's fault too! ;)

Karen was cool. I actually really grew to like her after the last episode so I'm glad you didn't make her all crazy and irrational! ;)

 

Great Great Chapter! Only one more. I'm a little sad. I may have to hunt down and read all of your stories now... ;)



Author's Response:

Yes jandj - there is indeed.

I had to say something about that - you know that if he was truly with Pam at the time of that prank he'd might have had second thoughts.

Karen is the bane of my existence.  Why are the writers so brilliant?  Why did they make up someone I can't make myself hate??  Why oh why???

Yep.  One more and then it's done. :)  No need for hunting - all my stories are here.  And they're all about Jim and Pam - even if they're ensemble fics. 

I have a serious one track mind. ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 11: Two: Turtle Doves

I just realised what's left -- we're not going to have a badly dressed singer with bad 70's hair sitting in a tree in the next chapter are we? Maybe Scrantonicity could sing one of the Patridge's songs... ?

Author's Response:

Fear not.  David Cassidy will not be making a cameo. 

Although the idea of Kevin in a velvet jumpsuit singing "I Think I Love You" is just too fabulous for words...

Paper Boat by foxtoast Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 12
Summary: Jim, Pam, an origami boat, and a kiss in a cold warehouse. (no spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1690 Read Count: 1891 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2006 Updated: December 08, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: December 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

SO SO SO good. Really good. Really Brilliant! Wow. Sounding incoherant here -- but I loved it! The boat atthe very end sinking... VERY appropriate! Will review again once I sound like less of a tool! ;)

Five Scenes in which Sleeves Play a Minor Role by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 14
Summary: See title. General season three spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 458 Read Count: 2318 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2006 Updated: December 09, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: December 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love it. Third partied need to be demolished indeed.

 

But yeah -- lovely that I can see the scenes perfectly and a name is never spoken! ;)

Dunder Mifflin is a Wonderful Life by pizzagirl20 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 8
Summary: Inspired by a certain Christmas movie with a similar name to the title of this story, Jim wonders what life would be like if he didn't exist.  Spoilers through "The Convict" and some speculation for "Benihana Christmas," along with a little bit of AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3094 Read Count: 2444 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2006 Updated: December 10, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: December 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

AWWW.. I love this movie... tv show... and now this story! ;) LOVE that Toby was hs guide. Love how you mentioned that even though Toby and Stanley still worked there, they were still touched by Jim's life. Love it all. Really well done!

Author's Response:

Thank you!  I'm glad you liked it :)

Occasionally We Stop and Stare Past Tiny Paintings by Pemulis Rated: K [Reviews - 43] 33
Summary: A peek into the lives of the Office staff away from the office.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2366 Read Count: 5196 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2006 Updated: December 12, 2006
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: December 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was fantastic. Every character well defined and perfectly in character. Kevin made me giggle. Angela. WOW! Angela! And Dwight -- SO SO Dwight. And then the end with Pam -- SO well written. A new favourite. Thanks for sharing! ;)

Vistas Too Large for the Eye to Contain by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 23] 9
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost Return. 'Like time machines are real and he just went back a year and things are okay.'

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 910 Read Count: 3676 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2007 Updated: January 20, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: January 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow! I really liked this one! Really Really well done! Jim is perfect!

One Way To End It by Swedge Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 6
Summary: "I'm going to play a prank on Dwight, he's frustrating me today."
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1000 Read Count: 2154 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Way To End It

ROFLMAO!  This was so so funny. The prank was funny -- but then the tazering.... REALLY funny! Wonderful fic! ;)

now i know i want to win the war by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 10
Summary: Based on the episode description and a couple promo pics for 3x23. So spoilers ahoy! Just how I'd like things to play out which means it won't happen this way at all.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1214 Read Count: 3280 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed 10
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It was beautiful and melodic and heartbreaking and wonderful. I'm not sure how to read the end... does he stay with Karen, will he come back to Pam? But it doesn't matter... because it's gorgeous! ;)

Author's Response:

The ending is a bit ambiguous. I hadn't really intended for it to be that way, but every ending I tried I didn't really like so I left it like this. And I'm trying to decide if I like the ambiguity of it or not.

But, in my mind, he'll be with Pam soon enough. :) 

Thanks for reading! 

to jump straight on into this picture so pretty by unfold Rated: T [Reviews - 21] 13
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost finale Jim/Pam. That's all I can say without spoiling people.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 914 Read Count: 5199 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: i'm stuck on a boy who fills me with joy

*claps*

 I loved it. YAY!

I-80 Westbound by brokenloon Rated: M [Reviews - 51] 29
Summary: New technology captured what was going through Jim's brain on the trip from New York back to Scranton.  Here is the transcription.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1615 Read Count: 3950 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2007 Updated: May 24, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Some Interstates are Best Traveled Westbound

It is SO SO SO good. I loved it! I loved that he mentioned 'more than that' in his head. I love that he's looking for signs with the traffic lights. I love his random jumps to the girl he asked out in HS, I love that he's so real.

SO SO SO good! ;)

What we need now, is his thoughts AFTER the date... like as he's laying in bed or their driving to work together on Monday or something. *grins*



Author's Response: Thanks SO SO SO much.  And thanks for the idea...there just might be a little something along those lines in the works.

Halpert Family Tree by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 7] 2
Summary: “Life isn’t about endings… it’s a series of moments.” Tim Canterbury. Rated: T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2251 Read Count: 3053 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 16, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: August 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

WOW! It's gorgeous. I love it a LOT! *favourited*

Author's Response: Aw - favourited! Love it - and love the British spelling.  Thank you for your feedback.

Appeasing Miss Beesly: The Further Adventures of Squirrel McPants by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 103] 50
Summary: Squirrel returns! Jim's got the girl, but what's the price? Set at season 4 progresses, with episode overlaps. The IRC chatters are back, too. :-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14883 Read Count: 22510 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Say over again, and yet once over again

Oh my heck I loved this - and now it sits unfinished. I think I'm gonna cry. :(

If You'd Just Realize by Jinxcoke Rated: K [Reviews - 28] 11
Summary: What if Jim was the one that was engaged when Pam started working at Dunder Mifflin?

A sort of role-reversal story.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12475 Read Count: 15074 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2008 Updated: August 06, 2008
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: July 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

scruffy John on a Vespa!!!

I'm enjoying it immensely!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: July 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Awwwww I LOVE!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: July 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

oooh it's lovely. Lovely awards. and it's the little things, you know? Like her watching the tapes of award shows of the past. Just love!

Author's Response: Thank you for the review! I am so glad you are enjoying the story! Next chapter should be up soon!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: August 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I really liked it. I liked how Lauren just brushed it off (very Royish) and how they were both just stuck thinking about it all day. Loved this chapter. :D

What The Office Has Done So Far on Their Summer Vacation by BuffyFreak7 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4]
Summary: I know they filmed one last year, so this is what I thought this summer's would be like.

Disclaimer: In no way do I own The Office
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1017 Read Count: 5667 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2008 Updated: August 06, 2008
Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: July 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

*grins* Very cute!


Author's Response: oh my gosh thanks so much!!!!