Penname: MrsLloyderineHalpert Real name: Melissa
Member Since: October 31, 2006

Bio:
Oh wow, so I'm back here after over a year of getting caught up in real life.  Hoping to get back into writing now.  I can't wait for the new season!
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Reviews by MrsLloyderineHalpert
Desperation by somuchmore Rated: M [Reviews - 8] 7
Summary:

Pam is at the end of her quickly fraying rope and must make a decision.

Rated M for some adult language.

WARNING: This is NOT a fuzzy, happy story. AT ALL. Consider yourself warned.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1891 Read Count: 3457 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 31, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: October 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: Epilogue

Oh my gosh.  That is so sad!  That was an insanely powerful story.  So much said in so little words.  I've been wondering when someone would write something like this (Pam's words from "Halloween" spring to mind..."seriously, if you left here I would blow my brains out"), and I couldn't have asked for a more artful depiction.

Author's Response: Well, thank you very much.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Summary: Kelly needs Jim back. Don't we all?

Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 2142 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2006 Updated: October 31, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: October 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Dear Diary

This was really cute and funny.  Kelly is awesome.

Summary: Past Featured Story

It reminds him of his first love...Contains spoilers for upcoming episodes.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1020 Read Count: 1724 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 08, 2006 Updated: November 08, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: November 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Strawberry Chapstick

Too adorable for words! My favorie lines:

"I sat next to Tiffany in computer class.  You know, whenever we played Oregon Trail, I would name my wife Tiffany."

"Well, that IS love.  Creepy, Oregon Trail love.  Did she die of a snakebite?"

 Beautiful.

 



Author's Response: Thanks - you know that naming your spouse on OT after your crush in elementary school is the ultimate symbol of true love. :)

Summary: There was a certain intensity about her Jim had trouble ignoring. Karen's in trouble. Karen AU.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Other, Present
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2574 Read Count: 2235 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 15, 2006 Updated: May 06, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: November 15, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Agreed.  I can totally see Karen in a situation like this.

Summary: Pam gets into a bit of a fix, and silliness ensues. Pre-Booze Cruise.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Sick Jim/Pam, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1854 Read Count: 2427 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2006 Updated: November 25, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: November 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is my worst nightmare!  Can't wait to see whta Jim's cooked up.  I love it!

Register by volunteerduty Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 12
Summary:

The experiences of five Office couples (or non-couples) registering (or not) with HR. Spoilers through The Merger, speculation thereafter.


Categories: Future, Other, Past
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Toby
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 437 Read Count: 2552 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2006 Updated: November 25, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: November 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Lovely story, perfect ending!  Toby's great.

Weddings by lit_glitter Rated: T [Reviews - 20] 11
Summary: Past Featured StoryAlmost-happy endings. And a few happy ones, too.
Categories: Future, Other
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael/Carol, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan/Kelly, Toby/Other
Genres: Married
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3000 Read Count: 10397 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2006 Updated: February 06, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: November 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Ryan and Kelly

I love both these, and I really hope you post more soon!  Ryan's voice was perfect; just the right balance between apathy and love.  And I liked the insights into Carol's character.  But am I the only one who feels a little jipped that we didn't get to see Jim and Pam's wedding?  Please tell me you're getting to that one!

Illusions by all99 Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: Drabble. Jim's perspective.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim/Other, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1539 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2006 Updated: November 27, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: November 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very nice thoughts.  I love the comparison.

Summary:

Pam tries to kill time when Sudoku just isn't cutting it for her.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 572 Read Count: 4215 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2006 Updated: November 27, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: November 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Absolutely Brilliant.  I loved #1.  Well, I loved all of them.  But #1 is what made my heart melt.

Hot Sauce by lit_glitter Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 8
Summary: Jim and Pam go to Taco Bell. Ridiculous and contrived fluff ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 861 Read Count: 1269 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2006 Updated: November 28, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: November 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oh my gosh.  You absolutely read my mind.  I love those hot sauce packets!  Thank you for writing this.

Maybe by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 16
Summary:

An answer to one of life's great mysteries...what has happened to parts of Jim's wardrobe?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1048 Read Count: 2608 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2006 Updated: December 04, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: December 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Maybe

Wow.  I can't even explain how much I love this.

"Everything about her has manifested itself into a sudden preference for a certain color."

That line just made me smile, for reasons far too deep to get into in a review.  Suffice it to say...wow.  Just what I needed today, too. 



Author's Response:

Wow is good enough for me.  :)

Happy to know I made you smile.

Summary: some memories rise to the surface. set between casino night and the merger.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 101 Read Count: 1024 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2006 Updated: December 04, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: December 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww.  Sad!  Nice drabble.  Poor Pam.

Paper Cuts by Lenore Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 15
Summary: Jim has a boo-boo. Pam helps. Indeterminate time Pre-Casino Night.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1058 Read Count: 1399 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2006 Updated: December 17, 2006
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: December 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Why, Pam, why?!?  This was so...I won't say painful, since so many othes have (I'm like that, I guess)...but...well, it WAS!  I love Jim.  I love this story.  I need these two together, quick.

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if it wasn't Dwight who found her? Spoilers for Back from Vacation.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2267 Read Count: 18093 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2007 Updated: January 08, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: January 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Tears and Rain

This was such a great collection. While I was hoping the last one would be Jim, I like the way you ended it.  That last paragraph KILLED me!  So so sad.  But you have a great handle on all the characters.


Author's Response: Thank you so much!  I just couldn't make it Jim...the thought of Roy finding her was too sad to pass up.

Summary:

Not for the faint-heartened - extremely dark Jim. Having read a self-help book on "moving on and getting on with your life" Jim Halpert starts a journal to get over Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 900 Read Count: 5674 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: March 04, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Her stupid necklace

Aw come on, you have to keep going with this!  You can't just let it end there with Angry Bitter Jim.  Let Jim find real closure...or, better yet, let Jim find a life where he won't need closure from Pam.  Please?

Drunk Dial by LadyLuck Rated: T [Reviews - 56] 12
Summary: Jim calls Pam back after receiving her text on the night of the Diwali festival. And yes, he is still very drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14302 Read Count: 27768 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: February 13, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: January 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww Drunk Jim is just so REAL and perfect, even in his drunken stupor.  Poor Pam.  Poor Jim!  Poor...everyone.  You have to continue this.  I must know what happens next!

Summary: Jim and Pam's mom have dinner together. Pam's mom makes a startling revelation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Mom
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2274 Read Count: 3360 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2007 Updated: January 11, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: January 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, so I admit when I read this summary I was skeptical.  But you really pulled it off.  Great story; plausible way for Jim and Mrs. Beesly to meet; lovely ending.

Summary: Jim Halpert is this generation's Lloyd Dobler. Pam gets that.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1326 Read Count: 2146 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2007 Updated: January 11, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: January 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Lloyd Dobler Effect

In case you didn't know, the "LLoyd" part of my screen name is for Lloyd Dobler.  I love him.  I love JAM.  I love this story.  I love you for writing this story.

Summary: Darryl and Jim temporarily join forces to have some fun with their respective favorite targets.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Michael, Toby
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1286 Read Count: 1151 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2007 Updated: January 15, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: January 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mysterious Cult of Cow Women...

That was incredible.  I like that we're seeing more stories involving Daryll on here.  And this one was really funny.  I like "Razzkatazz"...or whatever new word Daryll was teaching Michael.  :)

Summary: Kelly used to be different. Spoilers up through The Return.
Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Kelly, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1395 Read Count: 2101 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2007 Updated: January 22, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: January 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: there's nothing on my horizon except everything

Wow.  How...wow.  What an incredibly insightful look into Kelly's life.

Soda Cans by PuffingNoise Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 6
Summary: How Karen finds out the truth about Jim and Pam. AU--Written before "The Return".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3832 Read Count: 10562 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2007 Updated: January 24, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: January 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ooh, hurry and post more!  I'm dying to see Jim's reactino to all this!


Author's Response: Thanks for reading!

Summary: Preseries Jim/Pam. The new girl, the new receptionist, the one with the curly hair and that glint in her eye like she’s half happy on the inside and trying really hard to be completely happy on the outside, is late on her third day.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: Evening Coming
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 777 Read Count: 3077 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2007 Updated: January 23, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: January 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

my absolute favorite line:

he really still doesn’t have time for half happy/sort of discontent receptionists who knock over their pencils and make the mind numbing monotony of this job just vanish like that in an instant

I dunno, it just...it's perfectly Jim.  Perfectly JAM. 

Summary: Just my interpretation on Pams first day at Dunder Mifflin. Sort of AU, or future, or past, or whatever. No real spoilers, unless you don't know that Pam and Roy aren't together anymore.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3282 Read Count: 1745 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 24, 2007 Updated: January 24, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 7
Date: January 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mommy, Tell Me A Story!

Cute.  I like the deli.  I love this line: "But arguing with Roy was useless, and it usually ended with him tickling her for a truce."  Really shows what's wrong with Pam and Roy's relationship.


Author's Response: Thanks. I don't think my work could ever be as good as yours. Your story Five ways Jim Proposes to Pam is awsome. That tickling idea came from the show, and my dislike for being tickled. Thanks, glad you liked it. :D

Camping Trip by goodmatch Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 2
Summary: My idea for an epsiode, I was thinking about writing it in script form, but then realized it was annoying to read...So that's why it's told mainly from third person limited, in case you were wondering. ENJOY!
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2882 Read Count: 3625 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2007 Updated: February 01, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 5
Date: February 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

interesting setup; very Michael.  I'd love to see what happens next!  Couple of things (just me being...me)...you're tense changes a couple times throughout (from present to past and back again).  Just thought I'd mention it.  Other than that, love it!

Summary:

Pam's little evil voice has big plans. They involve Jim, the dress from Casino Night, and... not much more.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1145 Read Count: 2933 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2007 Updated: February 02, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Evil Little Voice beckons

I love Pam's evil voice!  She needs to listen to her evil voice!