21Summary: Written for the Road Trip challenge. "And he doesn’t ask questions now when they’re more than 400 miles into this trip and he still has no idea where he’s going."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Travel
Warnings: None
Challenges: Road Trip
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3326 Read Count: 2980 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: collardgreens Real name: Girl With Curl
Member Since: January 08, 2007
Bio:
" I’m always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs." Andy- the office
Bio:
" I’m always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs." Andy- the office
-
Stories
[1]
Series
[0]
Reviews
[115]
Challenges
[0]
Off-Site Recs
[0]
Favorite Series
[0]
Favorites
[11]
Reviews by collardgreens
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2006 Updated: July 15, 2006
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: July 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
God I just want to read this forever. I just want to look at the west through your superb writing skills and watch Pam and Jim stumble around each other until they get it right. Jeez why is this not continued?
Summary: 
Jim and Karen take a trip to Montreal. Jim POV. First time fanfic period, so, you know, excuse the suckage.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1689 Read Count: 2714 ePub Downloads: 0
Jim and Karen take a trip to Montreal. Jim POV. First time fanfic period, so, you know, excuse the suckage. Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1689 Read Count: 2714 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2006 Updated: November 29, 2006
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
that was wonderful. I hate in many Jim Karen fics that Pam is somehow magically forgotten. And even when she is kind of present I don’t really feel she's written about with Jim’s true emotions in mind. This was just perfect. I love the whole angry sex thing and how he feels it isn’t him. Trying to grow up, the Travis song at the end. Very visual so well done. Amazing, two thumbs up. I want to live in your little writing world forever. I'll stop now, though I could go on.
Summary: What if, instead of the booze cruise, Phyllis was right about the whole office heading to Florida? Jam! Dwight in a Speedo! It doesn't get better than this!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21362 Read Count: 43739 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21362 Read Count: 43739 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2007 Updated: July 05, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
I actually out loud said "yay" when I saw that you had updated. Dont keep me waiting too long now ya hear!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
QUESTION! why haven't you updated. Your killing me here.
Summary:
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338348 ePub Downloads: 39
Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338348 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
oh my god this whole entire fic is brilliant. I almost never want it to end. It should just continue for the rest of the office's life and maybe even further. So good. Like I actually laughed out loud to my monitor and three in the morning it was so fricken funny. It has everything comedy, Michel moments, Jim and Pam jam, and so so much more. I'm in love you. yep. So please continue immediately.
Author's Response:
Gosh, collardgreens...I'm guessing you never have trouble finding a date! You sure can sweet talk.
Continuing immediately!
Summary: She’s irritated when it takes them almost a month to fully sort things out, all nervous glances and flushed cheeks. Last chapter!!
Categories: Other
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4956 Read Count: 14778 ePub Downloads: 1
Karen POV on her exboyfriend, relationship with Jim, Jim/Pam, etc. Spoilers through Cocktails and speculation thereafter. Kind of AU.
Categories: Other
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4956 Read Count: 14778 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2007 Updated: March 07, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
wonderfully well written I'm smitten with your karen prov and take on her past and character. The car ride... so good.
Author's Response: Smitten is my #1 favorite word in the whole world. you rock. THANK YOU. thank you. :)
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31449 Read Count: 115846 ePub Downloads: 34
Jim's basketball game with the C.F.O. (not his actual initials) gets interrupted with news from what happened at Poor Richard's; he reacts accordingly.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31449 Read Count: 115846 ePub Downloads: 34
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: February 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: February 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
arg!!! jaw dropping heart stopper. Damn why oh why would you make me wait for it. Too good. I'm in pain.
Author's Response: I'm glad you're in suspense - not that I want to torture you, but that you're enjoying the story, rather. :o) I'll update as soon as I can - thanks for reviewing!
Summary: Yup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137673 ePub Downloads: 43
Yup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137673 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Questions and Answers
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Questions and Answers
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my fricken god!!!! really really really so sooo so so good. Like I'm flabbergasted. I was always wondering who was gonna touch a pone the violent roy. I mean if he did that in the bar how often did he do that with pam when they were still together. I also like how it wasn't a beating but just roughness that gets out of hand. Really I'm in love with you right now. Angry Jim, Karen not being able to wait, pam breaking. There were even some funny spots. yep I'm totally in love with you, marry me please, or at least update really really soon.
Author's Response: HAHAHA! My first proposal! Thank you so much for the offer ;-) I sort of want to make a little plaque of this review, it's so frigging funny and awesome. Thank you!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Strength
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Strength
oooh superb conversation between jim and pam. Just its so them. perfect. six seven, hell I'll give ya ten gold stars for that.
Author's Response: Oooh! Ten gold stars! Thanks! I love writing Jam convos. They have to say everything without saying it.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Consequences
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Consequences
eeeeeeeee. oh just lovely. Funny and sexy, and perfectly in character. I really love this story.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue
yay!!! Squee happyness all over monitor.
Summary: Pam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288885 ePub Downloads: 114
Pam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288885 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: For I have known them all already, known them all
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: For I have known them all already, known them all
aaaaaaaah oh shiznit! great great great cliff hanger.
Summary: The documentary company needs a little help to finalize a distribution deal, so the head of the camera crew decides to recruit a mole.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7812 Read Count: 23340 ePub Downloads: 3
The documentary company needs a little help to finalize a distribution deal, so the head of the camera crew decides to recruit a mole.Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7812 Read Count: 23340 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 23, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Monday
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Monday
haha oh yes perfect. must continue I've wanted someone to get phyllis to put those two together. Its perfect.
Author's Response: Who else could help but Phyllis? She's just that awesome!
Summary: Jim faces a dilemma in the break room every day.
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 569 Read Count: 2416 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 569 Read Count: 2416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: ...worlds turn upside down
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: ...worlds turn upside down
yay. this makes me say yay. So yay for you for writing a fick that makes me yay.
Author's Response: yay! i made someone else say yay! ^_^
Summary:
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12908 Read Count: 16045 ePub Downloads: 0
This is a collection of standalone short pieces linked only by the use of a color. The acronym ROYGBIV, in case anyone has forgotten high school optics, stands for Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet and describes the colors of a rainbow. None of these pieces is linked to another; they are not chapters in a story. I'm working on some character development/backstory ideas and thought they'd be fun to play with here.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12908 Read Count: 16045 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: ORANGE
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: ORANGE
that was brilliant.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: YELLOW
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: YELLOW
awww sweetness. Your ideas are fantastic and keep within my imagination for these characters.
Author's Response: Very kind of you to say so, collardgreens. Thanks for reading!
Summary: The Dunder Mifflinites have had enough of Jim and Pam's insipid love saga. It's time something was done.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10197 Read Count: 19388 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10197 Read Count: 19388 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Stairwells
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Stairwells
yay! I love the ending with angela. How she smiles only a little. Perfect. yay once more.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Three to a Seat
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Three to a Seat
This is really just awesome, I love you descriptions of the others getting each others attention. Specially Stanley. Hahaha
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50673 ePub Downloads: 8
A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.
EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50673 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Arrangement
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Arrangement
ooowiieee wonder where this is going. want more yes please.
Summary: Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182039 ePub Downloads: 33
Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182039 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I was dreaming, I was dreaming of a dreamgirl
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I was dreaming, I was dreaming of a dreamgirl
awww sweetness cant wait for the next chapter.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying it.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: May 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: still you're my best friend
Date: May 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: still you're my best friend
aiya cliff hanger damn. I love this fic. and oh my god the office tonight I just want to share a squeeeee. So squeee with me now. Squeee!!!
Author's Response: Squee!!! I'll share a squee anytime! Especially for something as great as tonight's episode!!! I completely *heart* FNB right now.
Summary: Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129821 ePub Downloads: 45
Michael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129821 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one
very much likey yes. Your writing is just wonderful. Update soon Mkay?
Author's Response: Hehe, consider it done! Off to update...
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.
OH MY GOD.
Author's Response: Thanks..? :)
Summary: Here’s something you have to understand: I’m never going to give this to you. It’s going to sit in the drawer of my nightstand, the one that sometimes sticks when you try to open it. Pam's thoughts about the situation she currently finds herself in.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 937 Read Count: 3758 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 937 Read Count: 3758 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2007 Updated: March 29, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
wow was that sad. I feel my eyes prickling. wah. I Love the end it sounds so very pretty when I read it in my head. lovely work.
Author's Response: Aww thank you so much! So glad to hear that you enjoyed it :)
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86603 ePub Downloads: 27
Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).
My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86603 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: April 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Date: April 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
yaaaaaaaaaaay. I really loved your second smutt scene very them and real at the same time for any kind of relationship. yaaay I loved this story.
Author's Response: I must say, I owe Starry Dreamer props for keeping that scene in check...because in its original incarnation, let's just say that it wouldn't have worked. :o) Thanks for reviewing!