Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Reviews by EmilyHalpert
Summary: Spoilers through "The Promotion".  I don't think I've ever written a good and proper fight between Jim and Pam.  I thought it might be fun to take a crack at it...in my own "fight" sort of way. ;-)
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2490 Read Count: 4160 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2009 Updated: October 02, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: October 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was great. I'm glad to read your twist on an argument because that way it can still feel real and I know my heart won't be broken at the end of it (well, it may be, but from happiness, and I'm okay with that)

Summary: After Dwight gets back from the hospital, Pam finds things aren’t quite as different as she expected. Post "The Injury."
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1940 Read Count: 2622 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2009 Updated: October 02, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: October 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This turned out wonderfully. I really love this story. I'm so glad I got to beta it, and you better write more soon!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for everything, Emily. My first fic here has been a wonderful experience! And yes, I have a new five-chapter fic in progress...it's not Dwam, but it is Dwight.

Summary: Something short and kind of stupid I wanted to get in quick before Thursday, it's been in my head for a few days trying to get out. Pretty sure there aren't any spoilers, though.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 823 Read Count: 3103 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2009 Updated: October 04, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Haha,I loved this. Michael Michael Michael. I'm tempted to think he actually needs a real child so he stops with Jim and Pam... but then I'm afraid to think of making a little child suffer with Michael Scott as a father!

Summary: Past Featured Story

She is his faith, his hope, and his love.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 710 Read Count: 3376 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2009 Updated: October 07, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: October 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Dammit. How do you do this? Make me so damn happy and just completely in love with these fictional characters it hurts and its great and happy and....i think i have tears in my eyes. its just... they got MARRIED. she's PREGNANT. its... wonderful

Author's Response: Thank you. They are Wonderful. I'm just lucky to have them to inspire me.

Summary: Five gifts and the stories behind them. Spoilers for Niagara.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1100 Read Count: 2795 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So sweet. I completely loved the ending.

Summary: An idea that came to me a while ago, written months ago.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1080 Read Count: 2696 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2009 Updated: October 13, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I liked it, clever!

Snapshots by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 27
Summary:

Pam takes a walk down memory lane, bringing Jim with her.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4284 Read Count: 5056 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2009 Updated: October 21, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: October 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Take a picture. It'll last longer

I had a download of Forever. Then deleted it. Now I've gotta go scrounging around to find it again!!!!

Haha, the last wedding I was at I had to escape to the bathroom to find some peace. The bride however, seemed unaffected by all the craziness.

Trust me Pam, he knew you'd end up there eventually. He always knew. It melts me heart just thinking about it.

What? Jim isn't perfect? I have a good mind to stop reading right now!!!

Can she tell him where Creed gets his hair dye?

Such a scary warped photo alblum those two have

I wish I had thought of the tissue box thing. I seriously ran around my friend's reception barefoot. My shoes were killing me in the ceremony, I got to the reception, and I saw screw this. Left them under the table for the entire night.

Best ending ever!!!


It really should be illegal to read such happiness so soon after I wake up. I'm not sure why, but I think it should be.


Author's Response: EH - I should reply sooner simply b/c your reviews are the greatest ever.  Thank you so much!

Summary: Pam teaching Jim how to drive a stick shift
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1359 Read Count: 2555 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2009 Updated: October 13, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Jim, I have a feeling I wouldn't get even that far with a stick. However, I'd be more inclinded to learn if Jim (or even Pam) would teach me.

Friday by SlumDunder Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 11
Summary: Pam tells Toby she's pregnant. One Shot
Categories: Present
Characters: Pam, Toby
Genres: Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 763 Read Count: 2140 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2009 Updated: October 18, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh Toby. Its rough. I wish Costa Rica had gone better for him. Dundr Mifflin is just not the place for him to work. I'm glad he has Sasha, she can't grow up to fast, he always needs his baby.

Reconnection by vicodinfm Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 6
Summary: Another couple reconnects at Jim and Pam's wedding.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167 Read Count: 1966 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2009 Updated: October 24, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ilike this Dwight and Angela... I mean, Monkey and D. It's sweet and not weird and vindictive and... weird.

Pride by vicodinfm Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 4
Summary: Michael's thoughts during Niagara...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Michael
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 266 Read Count: 1802 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2009 Updated: October 28, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Not crap at all, absolutely wonderful. And reversed - normally Jim and Pam are the parents, but now he has the parental pride. :)

Summary: Jim and Pam claim to be the 7th, so who are the top 6? Find out with these drabbles.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Creed, Jim/Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 779 Read Count: 1716 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2009 Updated: November 06, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I absolutely love this. Such an intersting idea taking that throwaway line, and turning it into this full fledged story (okay, 7 snippits of stories). But great job!

Summary: Jim tends to someone early in the morning.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 825 Read Count: 2821 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2009 Updated: November 09, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Just FYI, you aren't supposed to microwave bottles. I mean, we aren't allowed to at work. Apparently, it heats them unevenly. Of course, we actually have these fancy bottle warmers, but when you've got 24 babies daily, you need the fancy pants stuff.

And this was so adorable. But annoyingly similar to what I've done a thousand times over the past week. Just change the times a bit (more like 10:40 am instead of 3:35). But yet, its hear the cries, heat the bottle, feed the kid, burp the kid, put them down for a nap. Although it sounds much more interesting, sweet, and cute when you write it.

Us by bashert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 6
Summary: Past Featured Story"She knows that she’s supposed to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she can’t help but sit and study tiny little fingernails, and the way her nose wrinkles up when she’s about to cry, and memorize the lines of her face."


Pure baby fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1056 Read Count: 3411 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2009 Updated: November 09, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: they made a statue of us

She’s not sure how it’s possible to love someone this much. Ah, but it's wrong how much I love her. And she's fictional. Doubly fictional in fact.

And it's so true. I mean, not that I have kids of my own, but man, when I'm with the babies. They'll be hollering and screaming and I'm like hush it, there's five of you, you just have to deal with it right now!! And I've changed more diapers than should ever be allowed and gotten spit up and other bodily fluids everything.

But dang it, you can't help but be amazed and just be happy. Especially when you get the blessed silence (that is why lunch break is the most amazing thing invented!)

Summary: Just a few baby name ideas
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66 Read Count: 2225 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2009 Updated: November 11, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow... those two should not be allowed to name babies! ;)

Author's Response: Seriously...they need to buy a book. lol

Habits by amorous Rated: K+ [Reviews - 5] 4
Summary: Five new habits (five unrelated vignettes) that Jim and Pam have acquired since the start of their relationship. Each vignette has takes place in a different time discernible through the context. Spoilers through season six. Pretty fluffy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1957 Read Count: 2998 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2009 Updated: November 13, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww so cute.... sometimes its good to develop new habits

Nightswept by amorous Rated: K+ [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Pam can't sleep one night and takes a trip down memory lane. Silly musings result. Takes place sometime in winter of season five.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1041 Read Count: 1846 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2009 Updated: November 13, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Cold makes you cozy? Cold just makes me cold. But Ir eally like this. I totally understand the feeling, and yet never really applied it to Pam, so I love this prespective. Great job

Summary: Late night phone dialogue while Pam's at Pratt, before the proposal. Love doesn't really defy time and space, but they'll try their best.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1185 Read Count: 2441 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2009 Updated: November 13, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this. So sweet and just... aww. Such a great phone call.

Except... I miss long days. Long boring days. I miss them. I know they don't, but I do. I really miss my long boring days. This working thing sucks sometimes.

Summary: "Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 2835 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 23, 2009 Updated: November 24, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was..... so incredibly wonderfully cute and fluffy and exactly how I imagine Jim and Pam would go apple picking. So wonderful!

Author's Response: thanks so much EmilyHalpert I appreciate the review and read!

Summary: Pam is overwhelmed upon learning she is pregnant, but Jim sees things differently.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2359 Read Count: 3139 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 24, 2009 Updated: November 26, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Please please please write more. Like, tons more. This is so great. I love how it captures Pam's worry and being so unsure (because I'm sure she felt it) and so many fics just skip over to the happy we're having a baby stuff. And it's so good and so real, dealing with the simple things like getting home from the hospital.

This makes me so happy, and I fully expect to go down to Thanksgiving dinner and say I'm thankful for The Office, Jim and Pam, and Fanfiction.... okay, maybe not outloud, I don't want my family to think I'm crazy, but in my head, sure. ;)

We'll be Okay by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 4
Summary: My idea as to what happened after the Murder episode. Pam's POV.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Married, Fluff, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1175 Read Count: 2666 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2009 Updated: December 13, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'd found my beta copy of this, and was like - wait I never read the official version. So now I am.

But they will be okay. Wallace won't be (he's GONE!). I love well written arguments.

Girl in a Tutu by kaat Rated: K+ [Reviews - 18] 9
Summary: Jim, Pam, and toddler bliss.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Kids/Family
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3752 Read Count: 4716 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2009 Updated: January 11, 2010
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: ballet slippers.

So completely adorable. Although i laugh, because they only have one kid. I just spent the week with 10 toddlers. And next week, 8 babies. Ha, one kid.

Although I also gotta admit, there's one day a week when the older ones get to go to ballet, and I absolutey treasure those 20 minutes when I only have the boys. (and then there's also playball and music... I'm so always looking for ways to get rid of those stinkin kids)

Summary: Kids say all sorts of blasphemous, but cute, things.

Disclaimer: I do not own "The Office". I don't even own a car. 'Cause I totaled it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Kids/Family, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: J.D. & Mollie
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1797 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2009 Updated: December 20, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: "Know what I learned?"

Haha, yeah, that god with his giant hands. And I totally understand. I don't think a day goes by that something doesn't remind me of the office.... in the weirdest most indirect route ever.

Reverie by Dedeen Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 11
Summary: Jim re-lives some past angst. Season 6 fluff included. Jim's POV
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3630 Read Count: 3523 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm so glad you decided to post this. I was just thinking about it the other day. And I'm so glad Jim is back where he belongs - with Pam and babyHalpert.

Summary: NBC.com was kind enough to give us the 12 Days of Office Christmas.  I just riffed a little on Jim and Pam's day, after a few little birdies requested (with puppies, and kitties, and Johns) that I do so.  Thanks, ladies!  You are masters of persuasion. 
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2498 Read Count: 2743 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2009 Updated: December 23, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You know what's disturbing... the baby drinks the aminotic fluid. It also pees into the amniotic fluid. I've been reading up on pregnancy cause of these two, and that's what gets stuck in my mind.

And you totally did that like half sentence in the NBC.com thing justice. So wonderful.

Author's Response: Whoa...so that's gross. lol. Thanks for sharing. haha. Thanks so much for the review! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!!