Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

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Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58443 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Yogurt Parfait and Cheese Fries

It's good to see Ryan with women again after reading Equilibrium.  The boy's getting around, ain't he?

Great so far.



Author's Response: ROFL!!!!!! Thanks. He is the office tease :)

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: June 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Candy Bars in the Parking Lot

It's great that the overabundance of Jam hasn't derailed you from this.  I like things that are different, especially when they are as down to earth and just plain entertaining like this.  Great Ryan thought-processes.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Twix, Snapple, Yogurt Parfait

Absolutely awesome writing here: Ryan could bet that Jim was about to say something pricky and totally emo and of course, Jim didn’t prove him wrong.

And here: Normally a question like this from a girl would have sent him bolting toward the door. There was no door here in the parking lot

Please don't feel bad about writing an unpopular pairing.  It's not like the world needs one more story about Jim and Pam getting together.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: June 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Pizza at Cugino's

When Jim broke in to Ryan's IM conversation, that was just awesome.  Everything about this fic is perfect.  Jim is so angsty.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Tootsie Rolls, Cacahuates and Imaginary Cherry Cobbler

That's a fair bit moodier than the previous chapters...

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Mixed Berry Yogurt

I miss the lighter tone of the earlier chapters, but I guess it needs a catharsis.  I trust that you won't disappoint.

Summary:

From a prompt by starblossom56 over at LiveJournal!

Title is pretty self-explanitory.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1419 Read Count: 2134 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ryan's been getting around recently in fandom.  And it helps that I can see all the situations you presented here actually happening.

Now all we need is for him to work his way around to Michael....

Summary:

After a fire destroys her apartment, Pam moves in with Jim and Karen. Everyone has to find out how they define "friendship". Not for those who prefer their Jim to be wholesome.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4076 Read Count: 8105 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: June 29, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

I can't wait to see what you do with this.

Summary:

Work was a lot more fun a year ago. Set mid-season three with the very vaguest of season three spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1359 Read Count: 2819 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 03, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Your line at the end of the game: one at-bat, one HR.

I can't believe that this is your first post.  Truly awesome, yet so understated.

(PS. I love the imagery of just seeing Buddha walking along and kicking the shit out of him unexpectedly.  This might say too much about my mental state at the moment.)

Summary: Michael's having the next quarter camaraderie event, and Jim enlists Pam's help on a... personal matter.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8422 Read Count: 12989 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Mr. Halpert in conservatory with the revolver

Well, it looks like I wasn't off base with the Ryan whoring...

Author's Response: Well, that is, if Jim's RIGHT ;) Huh? Huh?

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mr. Scott in the ballroom with the candlestick

Well this is a different direction than your first attempt at this story (I think the writing in the new version is tighter, so good job). 

I'm a little worried though.  With all the Ryan whoring going on in fandom recently - and Ryan partnered up with Michael... it could be Mike's lucky day?



Author's Response: Hey, you never know, right?  I mean... Michael loves that kid, maybe its mutual after all?

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Schrute in the kitchen with the rope

Ouch.

I know this really isn't the point of commenting on chapters as interesting as this, but my brother met Survivorman just this weekend at a canoe race thingy that Discovery Canada was hosting.  He's surprisingly short.

Summary:

The Ladies' Restroom has always been the place for the "official" parties. Here's a behind the scenes look at one of those parties. No men allowed.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1969 Read Count: 1806 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: May 08, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The "official" bridal shower

Awww... so sweet...

But why would Angela have a bottle opener?



Author's Response: Why to open her ginger ale bottles of course! ♥

Summary: Spoilers for Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3619 Read Count: 20169 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: May 12, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Stamford

That was good.  I've always enjoyed the use of the term 'hussy'.  Nicely done chapter.

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I like 'hussy' too. I actually use it in my real life!

Summary:

I think you mean girl’s locker room, and in the fantasy, there’s usually girls in it.

Jim/Pam/Karen fun!!!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Slash, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2388 Read Count: 12654 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2007 Updated: May 12, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Why can't I be your lover? Can there be another?

I had so much I wanted to say, like how you manage to turn what is essentially PWP into something enjoyable just for the story and the writing, but I'll just skip all that and say "GAH!" for Karen's last line.

Summary:

Ryan Howard didn't always live by the philosophy that in order to attract women you needed to basically ignore them.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Romance, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7931 Read Count: 3950 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

Oh dear.  DF, you are one of the few people who could make me read a slash fic that long all the way through.  Somehow you have the uncanny ability to keep it fun, no matter the subject matter (though we can be pretty sure that your subject matter involves Ryan the Manwhore).

Bad/Fic by Maybe Once Rated: MA [Reviews - 16] 2
Summary: Is all slash bad writing?   I think not.   But, this particular slash sure as heck is.  
Categories: Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Parody, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1003 Read Count: 2209 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

...

?

...

:P



Author's Response:

...

~

...

%x 

Summary:

When true love goes a little too far... bad!fic for the truly twisted Jam fan in all of us.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3628 Read Count: 21330 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Dundies

Not just angst, but agonizing angst.  You'll give us all a broken grief-bone... or not...

Author's Response: Well, whenever my grief-bone's feeling broken I resort to reading more fanfic. So in a way, it's like this story is the disease and the cure all rolled into one nice little package.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Casino Night

Well, you've shattered my mark of three Dunder-Mifflinites killed...

Author's Response: And I'm just getting started!

Summary:

A bit of an AU look at Jim and Pam, and a rather depressing relationship. First chapter takes place following Phyllis' wedding and then it goes from there. Does not take into account the events that take place in following episodes.

 

Not a happy piece of writing, I figured I'd take a different approach from the fluffier post-finale stories. I don't think there will be any fluff in this one.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24926 Read Count: 43079 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Competition

As someone who's written a murder/suicide, I'd like to say that that wouldn't be a hot enough ending for this, but I'm coming up blank.  I'm always partial to catfights, but that doesn't really resolve anything...

The shock of going from the angry sex to a brief Michael interlude was a bit disturbing, though that is exactly what he'd do in that situation and was damned funny - but it's weird because this fic isn't about the damned funny.  Possibly just damned...

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Confrontation

That was awesome.  You are seriously twisted in the best possible way.

Summary: Pretty much what the title says. Spoilers up to Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Michael, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 758 Read Count: 4306 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: May 21, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Six Instances of Courage in Scranton, Pennsylvania

Yay.  Another Hip fan.  No one knows who they are outside of Canada and the north eastern states.

Also, Dwight's Mose thing made me shudder in revulsion.  So good job.



Author's Response: When I wrote the thing about Mose, I was thinking about a sort of brotherly, Christmas gathering type kiss (who knows what the holidays are like on that farm?), but in retrospect, it could sound a bit revolting. Like maybe they used to practice on each other? If it's okay for Luke and Leia, it's okay for the Schrutes?

Verve by kasuchi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 8
Summary: Vitality shows not only in the ability to persist but the ability to start over.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Mark
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2872 Read Count: 2211 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: May 21, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Verve

This was seriously good.  You'll never get much readership here without Jam fluff, but those people are just shallow and don't know what they're missing when they skip over this one of yours.  I hope you write more for this fandom - lots more - and maybe even something from this year!

Author's Response:

Er. Thank you? *grin*

You actually are the reason I started putting up original post dates in the end notes. :D

Summary: Past Featured Story

"'Jiiiiiiiiim. Come to beeeed,' Pam’s voice is light, and it mistily floats down the empty staircase as it swirls about the room, echoing like a siren’s song."

A series of one-shots. There are times when Jim and Pam's relationship seem a little supernatural. 


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13774 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Halfling

So is he actually a werewolf or not?  If he is, Dwight is going to have to hunt him.

Author's Response: Hmm. Actually, that's not a bad idea. . .

Summary:

Jim's first barbeque was a success and so he decides to have another. Someone breaks into the liquor cabinet and things... take interesting turns.

Jim/Pam smut with a pretty hefty (for me) plot, but LOTS OF DRINKING! Which is always fun.

FINISHED!!!


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7745 Read Count: 30761 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: you've got to rise above the rest

If I can't get hatemail for killing off Pam, then you're never going to get hatemail for this.  Far, far too good.

Author's Response:

Well, I didn't want to give it away, but in the sequel, Karen kills Pam with a rusty spoon and gets away with it forever and ever and Jim doesn't even notice that she's gone until one Karen calls out her name in her sleep. But then they just have sex and he forgets all about it.

But, seriously, shhhh! It's a SECRET!!!