Summary: Girl7 had a dream... and one thing you should never do is tell Muggins your dreams.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Dwight/Angela, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Phyllis, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Holiday, Humor, Oneshot, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3505 Read Count: 3514 ePub Downloads: 0
Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007
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[Report This] Published: July 08, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2007
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Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: In Honor of Bill Cosby
Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: In Honor of Bill Cosby
Wait a minute! Does that mean that Michael thinks Oscar is hotter than Meredith?
Summary: Pam's a little bit miserable during her time of the month. Hopefully Jim can help make it better.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31248 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31248 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
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Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Is it wrong that I'm finding this as funny as I am? Probably, but I apologize for nothing (and you shouldn't either).
Summary: 
Tandem Writing. A die-hard Jammer and a not-so-Jammer write alternating paragraphs to write a coherent story...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 2138 ePub Downloads: 0
Tandem Writing. A die-hard Jammer and a not-so-Jammer write alternating paragraphs to write a coherent story... Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 2138 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Tandem writing: Pamatosis and Night Swept
10 Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Tandem writing: Pamatosis and Night Swept
Oh dear. That pretty much encapsulated all of fandom right there. I think you just won the internet.
sir everyday i take my fistful of minutes and bet it on the wrong horse by dudski Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 4
4 Summary: Post-Beach Games AU. With the exception of a few visits to her mother (and one Friday in September, when she made it halfway to Stamford before losing her nerve and turning back), Pam hasn't been more than fifty miles from Scranton since she called off the wedding.
Categories: Other
Characters: Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3167 Read Count: 2463 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Other
Characters: Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3167 Read Count: 2463 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: we wait with faces squinched up, shoulders raised - for what?
10 Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: we wait with faces squinched up, shoulders raised - for what?
This needs more reviews. It actually made me cry.
Author's Response: Thank you! It feels weird to be glad I made someone cry, but I'm taking it as the compliment it is.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151307 ePub Downloads: 67
A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event. Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151307 ePub Downloads: 67
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
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Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Content to Compromise
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Content to Compromise
Jim/Pam/Kevin threesome?
Author's Response:
Damn it, did Starry Dreamer (my beta) tell you?? I swear, you try to keep something quiet, but then.... Yeah, totally a threesome, but with a twist: When all is said and done, Pam rejects them both for...DWIGHT. (But first she has to wrestle him away from his OTL, the seamonster.)
:o)
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Date: July 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Making Spells As the Shadows Close In
Date: July 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Making Spells As the Shadows Close In
when he turns around and sees her, things will likely shift. Significantly. And it's in his pants! Wait, what?
Author's Response:
Oh my GOD! Don't DO that -- what if I'd been taking a sip of my Diet Rite or something??
Okay, shame on you, Alex; that is so NOT what I meant. Wait, you're one of the resident boys aren't you? Figures... :oD
Thanks for the laugh!
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Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Sacred Geometry of Chance
10 Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Sacred Geometry of Chance
No snarky comment this time. Just wanted to let you know how great I think this chapter is.
Author's Response:
What? Seriously? Well you go off and you think about it, mister, and see if you can't find something good to say, okay? (I'm kidding.)
Honestly -- wow, thanks a lot, really!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1180 Read Count: 51892 ePub Downloads: 1
While MTT was down for a brief time one night, I wrote a couple 55 word fics in the TWOP thread about Jim and Pam reading fanfic. I will likely continue this as a long running series, referencing my favorite stories and also newer stories as they come about.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1180 Read Count: 51892 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: October 04, 2013
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Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: MTT is Down...
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Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: MTT is Down...
Hmm... fandom is in a parody mood this week it seems.
And before you ask, yes I am reviewing at 3:48 AM. I'm on this weird nocturnal schedule right now that I can't seem to get out of. At least I have silly fanfic to read while I'm up.
Author's Response:
Don't worry about it. 348AM is like noon for me. Thanks for the comment. I'll keep the silly fanfic coming!
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Men
Date: July 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Men
The man thread? What a wonderful idea. How come no one's told me about this before?
Author's Response: We're keeping it quiet so too many wimmen folk don't find out.
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Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Fighting is Fun
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Fighting is Fun
Somehow I think this one is going to end up with Jim with sore nuts. Or maybe I've just been hanging around with my brother and his violent wife too much.
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Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Mean Girls
Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Mean Girls
I don't get it.
Author's Response: This is my favorite review ever.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27576 ePub Downloads: 1
Someone is dead in The Office, and everyone is a suspect.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27576 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
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Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Gathering the Suspects
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Gathering the Suspects
Who killed chapter 4 and hid the body?
Author's Response: Man, total brain cramp! Sorry, I fixed it. But rest assured, it is in the correct order and nothing its missing. Chapter 5 coming up soon.
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Phone Calls
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Phone Calls
Someone from the Office murdered? I think I did it.
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Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - The Meeting
Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - The Meeting
"I sir, was with a fair young lass I met at the Starbucks." Andy bragged and smiled. He puffed out his chest. "I don't remember her name..."
"Okay." Michael wrote Andy's name and the word Alone at Home.
Awesome.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9297 Read Count: 25917 ePub Downloads: 4
While experiencing writer's block for "Grow a Pair," I thought, "what about the other moments when Pam could have "made things right" so to speak? There were plenty of times in Season 2, but for the sake of my ADD, I will limit myself to Season 3 so I won't get bored and never finish.
Basically, each chapter (or series of chapters, when stated) is a brief "what if" of episodes in S3 when Pam could've been bolder and made things right with Jim, or when Jim could've made one different choice, and kept things "open" with Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9297 Read Count: 25917 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: August 04, 2007
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Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Ben Franklin
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Ben Franklin
I like the way Kevin thinks.
Summary: When Dwight finds RISK in the break room, Jim's lunch, his relationships, and the office are all turned upside down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Kevin
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30393 Read Count: 35558 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Kevin
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30393 Read Count: 35558 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: February 22, 2008
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Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: It's For Ages Ten and Up
9 Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: It's For Ages Ten and Up
I have a theory that Dwight is very much saddened by the fact that the Nazis lost WW2.
Author's Response: Haha, I think that you're probably right. Look for Dwight's unconscious (hopefully) appreciation of the order and discipline of the Nazis to resurface in a later chapter. Thank you for the review!
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Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Cunning Use of Flags
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Cunning Use of Flags
It's nice to see that Kevin has his priorities straight.
Author's Response: So true. Kevin isn't so much about global domination as he is about hot women....and then giggling about them until he's red in the face. Thank you for the review!
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Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Fjords of Sweden
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Fjords of Sweden
With all this talk of Norway and fjords I am reminded of a variety of Monty Python routines.
Author's Response: I like how your mind works. That was actually unintentional, but after you mentioned it I immediately thought of the Dead Parrot sketch, among others. Thanks for the review Alex Wert.
Summary: Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59167 ePub Downloads: 14
Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59167 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
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Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
I vote barn dance.
Author's Response: Thank you Alex. Git yer dancin' boots on!
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Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Proximity
Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Proximity
Cute. I have an affinity for cantaloupes.
Author's Response: Me too.
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Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
Damn. I wanted a hoe-down.
Author's Response: Sorry, Alex. Check out my next fic, Bales and Bales of Halpert.
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Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Directions
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Directions
Here's where Jim's brain visits the man thread...
Author's Response: I have been to the man thread, but I felt Jello wrestling was maybe a bad fit for Chapter 6. ;) Thank you, Alex Wert!
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Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Daybreak
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Daybreak
Awkward, yet not unsexy. I'm still waiting for that barn dance fic.
Author's Response: And that is definitely one for the dustjacket. I completely agree, actually. It is awkward.
Summary: This is a story written in response to the 
hiatusathon challenge. My challenge was: "Ryan and Todd Packer - set Sexual Harassment. Where did they go? Points for non-obvious locations like strip clubs." For those who don't remember the episode, salesman Todd Packer asks Michael to delegate someone to drive him around town, since Packer's license has been yanked for DUI. Michael chooses the extremely reluctant temp, Ryan, to be Packer's chauffer. Packer being who he is, boozing, belching, and bad behavior follow.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4119 Read Count: 1461 ePub Downloads: 0
hiatusathon challenge. My challenge was: "Ryan and Todd Packer - set Sexual Harassment. Where did they go? Points for non-obvious locations like strip clubs." For those who don't remember the episode, salesman Todd Packer asks Michael to delegate someone to drive him around town, since Packer's license has been yanked for DUI. Michael chooses the extremely reluctant temp, Ryan, to be Packer's chauffer. Packer being who he is, boozing, belching, and bad behavior follow. Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4119 Read Count: 1461 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: July 16, 2007
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Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Punker
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Punker
All the gay guys love Ryan. Hee.
Author's Response: What does that say about Kelly? :D
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Bob Vance, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Other, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19559 Read Count: 25870 ePub Downloads: 2
The new cleaning lady at Dunder-Mifflin writes home to tell about the zoo she sees every day.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Bob Vance, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Other, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19559 Read Count: 25870 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
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Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: New Job
Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: New Job
I want Sunny to get some lovin' from Creed now. I'm not sure why, because Creed sex is creepy.
Author's Response: I know. But ... I know. I am just afraid Creed will break her heart, that cad.