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Breakdown by Steph Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 6
Summary: Sometimes all it takes is someone listening. This is a companion piece to my What the Kids Are Watching fic.
Categories: Other
Characters: Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: What the Kids Are Watching
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5466 Read Count: 1843 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2008 Updated: May 19, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: May 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Now I want to watch the Naked Gun and go on a bit of a Leslie Nielsen bender.  Thanks.

Also, good fic.



Author's Response: Thank you! Yep, if Naked Gun/Airplane/Hot Shots won\'t cheer you up, I don\'t know what will.

Six Dunder-Mifflin Men Pam Finds Attractive at Inappropriate Times (and one she doesn't) by bigtunette Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 8
Summary: Pam is the office mattress.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Darryl, David Wallace, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Roy, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6832 Read Count: 16772 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: March 2002

Awesome summary.  Mattresses have more fun.


Author's Response: Thanks. Angela knows what\'s up.

Carpe Diem by dmscranton Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 2
Summary:

Jim tries to seize the day, but Andy beats him to it.

This takes place in the head of Jim Halpert.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Ruminations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 280 Read Count: 1758 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2008 Updated: June 04, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love the not quite all that linear stream of consciousness thing you do.  Lord knows that my thoughts don't stay all that on target even under the most serious of situations.  Mmm... pie...

Author's Response:

Exactly. :)

I love that you read my not quite linear stream of consciousness. 

Bonding by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 3
Summary: The fifth episode of my summer hiatus series: Michael takes his entourage out for some "manly bonding" in celebration of Jim's recent engagement. The rest of the office try to keep themselves busy while the boss is away.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6483 Read Count: 14095 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2008 Updated: June 15, 2008
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Date: June 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Putt-putt

ANDY
What about hockey?

DWIGHT
Not a real sport. Only Canada considers it a sport, and that's why Canadians are stupid.

 

... hey.... 



Author's Response: I know, I\'m so sorry! I promise it was Dwight talking in my head. For the record, I love hockey. And Canada! (Dallas Stars disappointed me this year, though.)

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: BFFs

I miss ReBoot too.  Mike the TV was funny...

Little boxes, just the same by DinkinFlicka Rated: M [Reviews - 21] 8
Summary:

Roy dies, Dunder-Mifflin goes under, and Pam becomes a drug dealer. An AU that begins in late Season 2.

Inspired by the show "Weeds."


Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11836 Read Count: 2629 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2008 Updated: June 19, 2008
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Date: June 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: And there's doctors, and lawyers, and business executives

I love Mose becoming their source!  Ahhh Mose...


Author's Response: Hee - thank you!  I was trying to think of HOW I was going to explain Mose cultivating his own crop of weed, but I think I'll just leave it to your alls imaginations ;)

she's just being by 69 cups of noodles Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: She misses being close to someone, but she doesn't dwell on it. It's not like she's lonely or anything.

Categories: Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Karen, Other
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8422 Read Count: 2420 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2008 Updated: June 23, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have a spreadsheet that goes to column DM.  That being said, it's a spreadsheet of engineering calculations for fatigue crack growth rate, so not quite the same idea.  They also go down to row about 200ish.

Author's Response: Thanks?

if i let these days go by by unfold Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 9
Summary: Post season four angst. Spoilers through the finale. There’s a ‘Welcome Back, Pam!’ party the first Monday in September, after she gets back, after she spends a week off transitioning back to life in Scranton, after.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1280 Read Count: 2939 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2008 Updated: June 23, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: June 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have come to the conclusion that you're not a very happy person and that you like torturing poor JAM fans who are far far too invested in these characters lives.  Also, that you're the best there is at crushing their poor little souls.  Bwa ha ha ha.  etc.   So... I have blathered on for too long in a not entirely sensical way.  Keep up the good work.

New York City by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 7
Summary: Seventh episode and follow-up to Management Training: Pam is featured in an art show at The Met, and Michael plans a field trip to the city that never sleeps for the employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6550 Read Count: 8536 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: September 02, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: September 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Travel plans

Yeah, I could see all the guys getting kicked out of an art museum.  Being not members of the finer things club, you understand.

That Michael Phelps is a funny looking guy.  Some sort of mutant, I believe.

Maybe This is What Happens Next by Steph Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: So what happens to him after his goodbye party? Here are five possibilities.
Categories: Other, Present, Future
Characters: Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5956 Read Count: 2001 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2008 Updated: August 26, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: August 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The world needs more non-jam fic, especially good ones like this.  I always love character pieces and this was spot on.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! And I agree completely! I try to balance all the JAM with my bizarre fascination with writing Toby even if there isn\'t as much of an audience for it.

Fantasy Football by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 1
Summary: Eighth (and possibly final?) episode of my summer hiatus series. The entire office takes part in a high-stakes fantasy football contest, while the party planning committee puts together a going away party for Natalie.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4328 Read Count: 4413 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2008 Updated: September 04, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: September 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Picking teams

As a Canadian, I get way too involved with fantasy hockey leagues for the to be fun for me anymore.  I have excel spreadsheets and everything.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: September 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Stolen goods.

This is probably the best chapter of all your summer episodes.  The Angela Kelly interaction was one of the best I've ever seen, and Andy was at his Andyest.  And since I'm not a Jim fan I like to see him get his comeuppance.  Also, hairpiece reference.  Yay.

A Book You Read In Reverse by Strawberry Fields Rated: T [Reviews - 47] 26
Summary: What would happen if Jim worked in Stamford first? What if he fell for Karen before he ever met Pam?
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18786 Read Count: 12924 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: April 08, 2009
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: As Pretty As You Are Cruel

Wow, you're even slower at writing than I am.  Congratulations!


Author's Response: Thank you. It takes a lot of effort to be this slow...glad it\'s appreciated!

The Miseducation of Michael Scott by Little Comment, HalloweenJack138 Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 10
Summary: Michael wants to learn what it truly means to be Afican-American. Meanwhile, Dwight hires Pam to illustrate his comic. Absolutely cringeworthy hijinx ensue.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5936 Read Count: 1551 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2008 Updated: September 23, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: September 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: And they say that his brain shrank three sizes that day.

Just seeing this coming together of... I'm not sure if I should call it talent or what... practically guaranteed comic gold.  This is a mind-blowing triumph of what can happen when steady hand and insanity become one.  There was almost too much good stuff here.  I certainly can't remember it all and I just finished reading it.  That could be early onset Alzheimer's, but I fully believe it's because this fic is too big for fic.

Umm... was Kevin saying that Der Kommisar would be hot if he had bigger breasts?  If so, I'm scared.



Author's Response:

138:Thank you, Wert, I'm assuming I'm meant to be "insanity," right? Seriously, this is probably the nicest review I've ever gotten from you... which probably means all the credit should go to my much more talent partner, I suppose. Still, thanks much.

And, yes, you should be very, very afraid. 

How She Sleeps At Night by shoutoutout Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Andy comes over, Dwight comes over, then Angela sleeps. A look at one night in Angela's life. Spoilers for Weight Loss. Rated T for implied sexual situations.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Angela/Andy, Dwight, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2400 Read Count: 2251 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: September 30, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: October 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That's somewhat of a bedtime for Angela.  The sun should still be out.

Circle The Drain by shoutoutout Rated: M [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Todd Packer, Hotlanta, and pathos. Well, as much pathos as Todd Packer can offer. No spoilers, set during Season 4.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Todd Packer
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1603 Read Count: 495 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2008 Updated: November 22, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: November 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow.  He reminds me of me.

The Wonderful, Secret World of Michael Scott by carbondalien Rated: K [Reviews - 5] 2
Summary: What does Michael do in his office all day? A look into the daydreams of Michael Scott...
(They're unrelated, so you can read them as you please.)
Categories: Future, Other, Present, Episode Related, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Michael
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1995 Read Count: 2149 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2008 Updated: December 15, 2008
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Date: December 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Ding Dong, The HR Rep Is Dead

Heh, heh.  That's funny.

seeds that make the higher ground grow and multiply by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 2] 2
Summary:

Something draws her eyes upward (magnetic fields shimmer around her in an endless cloud of positive and negative) and catches the corner of Karen’s mouth, the guarded narrow of her eyes and a shock of heat slams into her chest.

Pam/Karen S3 AU.


Categories: Other, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Slash, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2589 Read Count: 1811 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2008 Updated: December 19, 2008
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: December 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

New KaPam is always awesome.  I'm not sure about the style of this one, but I know that you're always pushing the boundaries of grittiness (at least for stories that are based on a comedy) so I can appreciate what you do, and you've done it here.

I would like to say that I would like it better if the unexpected came in pie (yum) or wrapped in bows.  Most of mine usually come in floods. 

Jack Frost Nipping at Your Heels by carbondalien Rated: T [Reviews - 29] 15
Summary: The NEPA weather has inspired me once again: 10 inches of snow, 10 ways that 10 characters are dealing with it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4505 Read Count: 21893 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: January 16, 2009
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: a good samaritan's work is never done

There's nothing I love more than Creed Bratton being Creed Bratton.  Coincidently, I'm going through the entire Rolling Stones discography at this very moment.  Their early stuff sounds like second rate early Beatles.

Author's Response: Creed is pretty much the best. I was going to have him going around Scranton \"hanging brain\" but then that just brings about so many questions I don\'t want to answer. Thanks for reviewing. :)

Sideways by Morning Angel Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 14
Summary: Post-Diwali story.  Jim gets an unexpected text message...

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3762 Read Count: 16987 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 24, 2009 Updated: January 29, 2009
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: January 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Tough Morning

Wow.  We're going retro today.  Old school.


Author's Response: Hey Alex!  Long time no see.  I have a lot of old school cred... Word. ;)

New York Is a Christmas Kind of Town by Guten Tag Rated: K+ [Reviews - 23] 10
Summary: A response to the "Wallace's Party" challenge. What did Jim really tell Pam about that fateful day in David Wallace's office? How did Ryan come to hate Jim so much? The answers to these and other burning questions, dear reader, will be found here.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: David Wallace, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Challenges: Wallace's Party
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2926 Read Count: 9916 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 02, 2009 Updated: March 08, 2009
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

In the city where I live, the Plaza Hotel is a strip club and rooms by the hour type place.


Author's Response: \"Jim, Pam, and the One-Hour Motel.\" Now *that* is a story idea. Somebody could get some great reviews out of that.

Disappearing World by GodInThisChilis Rated: M [Reviews - 21] 10
Summary:

What if Jim hadn't been able to get the card back during the Season 2 Christmas Party? What if someone reads that card? What if that person isn't Pam?

Some S2 angst and drama.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1739 Read Count: 3987 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2009 Updated: January 25, 2010
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Christmas Party

Well, this makes me feel nostalgic.  Nostalgic and old actually.  No, make that mostly old.  Possibly entirely old.

I loved your Dwight logs.  They remind me of some of my relatives.

A Long, Strange Weekend by sachiel Rated: M [Reviews - 11] 5
Summary: Pam's weekend gets off to a rotten start, and then sense goes right out the window.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Dwight, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12622 Read Count: 6396 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2009 Updated: April 12, 2009
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: April 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I never thought 'Dwight' and 'hot' could ever go together.  It's creeping me out.


Author's Response: Don\'t worry. You\'ll wake up when it\'s all over and things will be back to normal. Just don\'t eat all that spicy food before reading fanfics in bed again.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: April 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I've always thought that Dwight and Pam were perfect for each other.  Carry on.


Author's Response: I hope I don\'t disappoint then.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: April 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

She was pleased to see her own car was unmolested (unlike herself--what the hell?)

Heh heh.  Funny, tragically sexy, naked Dwight... what's not to like?