Penname: juteux Real name: Mrs. Halpert
Member Since: February 04, 2007

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Summary:

Summary: "He asked that I engage the rest of the men in the office in it as a morale building exercise."

Spoilers through The Negotiation.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8178 Read Count: 10715 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Distraction

Hahahaha, oh shit! This was awesome, I can't wait for the next chapter. I love Jim/Pam email fics! 

Babylon by Paper Jam Rated: T [Reviews - 29] 17
Summary: Past Featured StoryAll the lights are changing red to green. From denial to truth in an enclosed space. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Hiatusathon request for Moxie.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4624 Read Count: 9246 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Babylon

Oh my goodness, was that the cutest thing ever or what? I love how they passed their time in the bathroom and Pam making Jim turn around while she peed was hilarious. And I loved the ending. This really hit the spot.


Author's Response: Thanks a million, juteux!

Summary: Written for Hiatusathon...Jim and Ryan talk about their respective partners.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1542 Read Count: 2433 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 02, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Coffee, Tea or...

Forgive me for cackling in glee at the ending. No coffee for Karen!

 This was seriously really great. 



Author's Response: You are forgiven. :)  Thank you!!

Number 4 by bitterpill Rated: M [Reviews - 16] 6
Summary: Past Featured Story

Some steamy fun with Jim and Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 350 Read Count: 4310 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 07, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good golly, that was hot. Can I order a number four to go please?

Paperwork by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 59] 34
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim gets fussy and Pam gets fed up.

Spoilers through The Negotiation.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9862 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was amazingly written. I love it to pieces. So now I'm going to be one of those annoying people that asks for a sequel. 

Summary: Past Featured Story

 

Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190671 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 9
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue- I Dare You to Screw Me

Oooh, I can't wait for the totally hot and meaningless sex! But even when he's being stupid, Jim is always Hot!Jim. 

Summary: Thrown together during one of Michael's work functions, Pam finally lets Jim know how she feels. Post-The Negotiation and contains mild spoilers for upcoming episodes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2976 Read Count: 6913 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 9
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh man! Love title (so dirty), Survival Day and Jim's confession! I must have more. 

Summary: Dunder-Mifflin's Quarterly Comraderie Event takes the office to basic training! Competition and hilarity ensue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10074 Read Count: 22518 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Few Good Men

Okay this was hilarious. The ending was fantastic. I loved Jim the Lieutenant! Now I have a very strong need to see John in uniform. Oh boy.


Author's Response: Thanks! I'm really glad you liked it.  More to come soon!

Summary: It takes Pam two weeks to work up her courage. Total PWP, and fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 8215 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

THIS WAS SO AMAZING!! First of all, the sex was awesome, really in character and Jim was so sweet with her. And lifting her up for sex against the wall? Yes plz. Quoting The Notebook was hilarious and so sweet (I love that movie, shut up). The whole story is just so THEM. I could really see this happening.


Author's Response:

Yay, thank you so much!  I'm a big fan of your work; this is so flattering. :D

I love The Notebook too!  You, me, and Michael Scott.  We know what's up.

Outlook by invis Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 9
Summary: Five email exchanges that never happened after Jim transferred to Stamford, but should have.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 419 Read Count: 4378 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Something you left behind

Sweetest email fic ever? The correct answer is yes.


Author's Response: I must SQUEE over your review.  Thank you so much!

Summary: Post Safety Training. Moon bounce fic.

Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1790 Read Count: 4271 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww! Sad moonbouncy fic! :( I liked Jim's body warming her up though. He's a good pillow.

Summary:

Pam and Jim are getting to be friendly again, and engage in a little instant messaging.

Post-Safety Training


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5267 Read Count: 19511 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 15, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Friendly Flirtations

This was so cute! I love that Pam is a ASDLJKDFJK kind of girl, like me. 

Author's Response:

As in that's her keysmash of choice?

Thanks :)

Summary:

Post-Safety Training. Pam accidentally eavesdrops on a conversation between Jim and Karen. It only hurts when I laugh…


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 3043 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 8
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: i wanna see it from space

Oh man. Oh PAM. :((( Jim bringing her purse? Oh jeez. My heart, it hurts.

There’s an Ugly Betty marathon starting soon, and she wants to make a stop at Taco Bell before going home.   

Pam's life sounds strangely like mine, only with less Jim.  



Author's Response:

=] Ugly Betty-Taco Bell is becoming a tradition for me. Chalupaaa...anyways, glad you liked it! Thank you!

Summary:

Over a year after Casino Night, Jim is really happy with Karen. But when Pam finally confesses her feelings to Jim, is it too late for them?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3950 Read Count: 11618 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 9
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Alive Again

Oh man, the ending totally made me cry! I've loved this fic from the beginning, just the concept was so intriguing and you handled it really well. 

Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100467 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: juteux Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Weak

I'm intrigued. I love darky angsty stuff occasionally too, and I can't wait to see how Jim reacts to all this. 

Reviewer: juteux Signed 9
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Guilt

I'm really loving this fic and I get so excited when there is an update! I really like how even Michael is respecting Pam's privacy. I'm looking forward to Jim finding out and helping Pam recover. 

Friday by hoosabrat Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 7
Summary: Yesterday Pam's calendar revealed a startling possibility that could change her life forever. Today she deals with the consequences. General season 3 spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5396 Read Count: 3584 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 9
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Friday

I really liked this. Great Pam and Jim introspection, and it's actually a topic I've thought about a lot so it was nice to see this. 

Author's Response: Thank you!

Summary: Past Featured StorySometimes Ryan and Kelly talk about babies. Okay... a lot of times.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 1539 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: are you having fun in this relationship?

To quote Kelly, AMAZING!!! I think the Ryan/Kelly relationship is such a great part of the show, and how he genuinely seems to have feelings for her. You brought that out in a really great, sweet way. And ha, Kelly is so the boss in that relationship. 

Author's Response: Thank you!! Yeah, Kelly definitely has him wrapped around her finger I think, as much as he'd like to think otherwise ;)

Dark by falldownmore Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 16
Summary:

By the time her breathing had returned to normal, he was gone.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1817 Read Count: 5442 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

;aljdsfjdf!! oh my. I must have more.

Also I so love the image of Karen sitting alone in the theatre, getting more and more pissed off.  

Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 4203 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....

I have three words for you: win win win.


Author's Response: My Mom loves you and says let her know if you're ever put up for adoption, cause she'll take ya.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157481 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Fathers, be good to your daughters.

This really contradicts canon...Pam appears to love and trust her father, and he also bought her first set of art pencils.


Author's Response: Not gonna lie, I figured I was gonna get alot of facts wrong with this story cause I didn't really check on anything but what I've seen on TV.  And I didn't have scripts in front of me for that either.  I def probably should've but it's written now and it would make me a little bit sad to go back and change it.  Just take it with a grain.  Sorry about that.

Summary: A sort of five things fic about how Jim, Pam, Ryan, and Kelly influence each other sometimes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3812 Read Count: 1762 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2007 Updated: April 24, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 9
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: why don't you slide

I just loved loved loved the Ryan/Kelly. I really believe he has genuine feelings for her and you captured that perfectly. Sharing lunch and perfume, so freaking sweet. Yay Ryan the whore!

Author's Response: Thank you!  Heee, I think even Greg Daniels was rooting for Ryan the whore, I think it was on the season 1 DVD commentaries that he mentioned he wanted Ryan to be hitting on a different girl in every scene, hehehe.

Summary: Past Featured StorySummer picnics, maps, rain...things change year to year. (No spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3974 Read Count: 24286 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 9
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Summer Picnic 2006

asldkljdf! So amazing! I am in love.


Author's Response: wfyrlxd back at you (?) It's great to feel the love. Stay tuned...and many thanks, juteux.

Summary:

Work was a lot more fun a year ago. Set mid-season three with the very vaguest of season three spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1359 Read Count: 2817 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 03, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed 10
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was fantastically written and a wonderful Pam voice. Just amazing.

Pam Who? by Alex Wert Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary:

In which Alex Wert attempts to generate hate mail and death threats. Karen wins. Pam loses. Jim is happy.


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1162 Read Count: 3395 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: juteux Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I hope to god this is a joke.


Author's Response:

Well, the wanting death threats is a joke...  But since this isn't my real last name they'd probably be pretty idle.

Apparently the government of Iran sends Salman Rushdie a card every Valentine's Day to remind him that they still want to kill him.