Penname: VelvetMorning Real name: Dana
Member Since: March 04, 2007

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Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 366] 169
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 257631 ePub Downloads: 81
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


OK. The ring in honour of their past (present, and future) friendship leaves me in a bit of a sappy mess, so congrats on the good writing. ;)  And it's such a lovely idea!  Jim never wanting to forget it, because it was and is all so important.  Such a great chapter!



Author's Response: Hey, thanks so much!  Yeah, I was wracking my brains trying to come up with something sweet for Jim to do, and it kept coming back to honoring the friendship.  I really appreciate the review!

Then and Now by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 52] 43
Summary: This will be a multi-chapter fic - begins post-Stamford/The Conversation but pre-Jim/Pam face-to-face again after Casino Night.  There will be lots of flashbacks to pre-Casino Night Jim & Pam, as well as a healthy dose of sympathetic!Roy. :o)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Michael, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18357 Read Count: 7554 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2006 Updated: November 07, 2006
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


I cannot believe that I missed this on my fanfic-related gluttony, but I'm glad that I found it now.  I've read a lot of fic about the Cugino's date, but this definitely has to be my favourite.  I am overwhelmed with Jim's voice here, it's amazing.  Well done!  I hope that you continue this some time. :)

Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 204278 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Labor Relations


In no way would I object to you continuing this fic... forever.  Seriously.  After this last chapter, I (as well as others, I presume) will simply not allow you to stop.  Writing to Jill is such a great idea, I would love to see more of it, maybe when Jill starts dating. :P



Author's Response: haha. Well since Jim will continue this journal for many years to come I'm guessing that that can be arranged if I continue writing this story. Thanks so much for wanting it to continue! That's so awesome to hear those words of encouragement. I'll see what I can do! ;-)

A Blind Date by injoy Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 4
Summary:

Spoilers with Ben Franklin.

Kelly sets Pam up on a blind date.  Not really that complicated.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2948 Read Count: 9685 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2007 Updated: February 05, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Eric is sort of awesome, and it's also a very clever addition to a Kelly back story. I hope that you plan on continuing this!

Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137717 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mosquitoes

I really love reading a story that involves some confrontation between Jim and Roy that doesn't seem like a parody.  I really love the pacing and how this is handled.  Well done!  Can't wait to read more. :)



Author's Response: Thank you for your comments :) I love getting specific feedback like this. I try to pay close attention to the pacing, so that means a lot. 

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mosquitoes


I can't think of anything more than Caveman-like monosyllables like "more" and "now".  You get the idea. ;)  I can't wait to hear what they have to say to each other.



Author's Response: Ha! Awesome. Caveman-like speech is good enough for me. I'm actually really excited to write the next chapter. As much as I love writing Karen, I love writing Jim/Pam soooo much more

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288930 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When the evening is spread out against the sky

It's not often that I get a bit pissed when a chapter ends.  This is totally a good thing, I assure you, as I simply want MORE!  Awesome idea, I can't wait to see what happens!

Author's Response: Hey - thanks for the review!  I am working on chapter 2 - so hang in there!!

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When the evening is spread out against the sky


I'm really quite embarrassed to announce how many times I F5-ed the "Most Recent" page ... so I won't.  The update is great!  I'm especially digging the fact that you've made all of the chat-mates very different, which is awesome attention to detail.  Looking forward to the next antidote to Mad Squirrel Disease. :)

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When the evening is spread out against the sky


At the end, my stomach rolled, and it hurt.  Therefore you owe a new chapter right NOW.

Of course, I'm kidding (but not really).  I'm so glad that things are starting to come to a head (that was rife with innuendos, sorry), and I am waiting for the next chapter with ant-ic-ipa-tion.

Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13877 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst

“No, I mean, after this, I’m still going to be with-”

That? Made my heart hurt a bit.  ... and I don't believe that you've never written smut before.  No way.  It's too good.

Summary:

This is my take on Bad, Bad Office Fic.

It's very, very bad. Like, 11 year old bad.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I make no money.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 505 Read Count: 2854 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


“I’ll totally be pregnant in the next chapter!”

Oh good God!  That's hilarious.  It's funny because it's true, as according to bad fanfic Jim Halpert is the equivalent of a Sex God, probably impregnating her 4 times before she knows what happened.  So funny, I just loved it.

Summary:

A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

 Disclaimer - I didn't write this... my dog did. He may own the Office and all it's characters. If he does, he's not sharing it with me.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Creed, Darryl, Karen, Kevin, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 864 Read Count: 2500 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: So very, very bad


Since the line has already been specifically commented on, I don't have to post it myself... It's a rare occasion when I will cry from laughter (seriously, it just never happens) but I think I snorted hard enough for it to hurt -- thus tears.  I'm not being too eloquent about it, but that was hilarious.  Totally made my day.  How delightfully awful.



Author's Response: I'll take tears anyway I can get them. Usually I just squeeze a person's nuts.

Again by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

Post "Ben Franklin," pre "Phyllis's Wedding."  AU in the sense that...well, things go differently here between Jim and Pam than they went on the show.

This is what I'd wish for. 

Also - this is a completed story.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2897 Read Count: 25291 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


I never realized how completely simple and perfect it would be for Pam, in all her FNB goodness, to say something like "I'd handle it much differently".  It makes so much sense.  And because of that, I absolutely love this.  Well done!



Author's Response:

Thank you so much!  You know, I'm like the queen of angst (and melodrama, though I try to keep that in check as much as I can).  As I was thinking about the moment we're all waiting for, I just kept going back to how much I'd like to see her do it in a really quiet, understated moment.  The obvious thing would be for it to happen at an event like Phyllis's wedding (and I was one of the people who was just so sure something would happen there), but...I don't know; I kind of think it could happen in a quieter kind of way, if that makes sense.

Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129848 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one


“I think you know that I’m jealous of anyone who gets to touch you like that,” he says quietly.

Oh holy sh*t. 

This story is great!  Very well written, and I like the idea of Ryan being a marginally nice guy.  That Ryan and this Pam certainly make a lot of sense together, but then again, Pam would find that her eyes would be scratched out by Kelly.  And I'm just to big a Jammer for it to happen anyway. ;)



Author's Response: Thank you so much!  I'm glad you're sticking with it as a big Jammer (I am too, but it is fun to play around with the characters once and a while isn't it?)

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one


"Their epic, epic love" was hilarious.  I may actually have to steal that at some point.  And don't worry, I'll pay the proper fees.  I must reiterate that I like Ryan as a nice guy.  It's a nice change. ;)



Author's Response: Heehee, I'm so glad you liked that line!  In my head I can picture exactly how Pam would say that... and it cracks me up.  Thank you!!

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one


I always thought that it would be a cold day in hell when I would begin thinking that the idea of Ryan/Pam was better (or hotter) than Jim/Pam, but.. uhh... whoa.

Yeah.  I'm kind of speechless at the moment.



Author's Response: That is awesome :)

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy one


You won't be finding any garbage throwing here.  I actually can't believe that I'm saying that because I am the most ridiculous JAM shipper, but I'm not sure that this fic could have ended any other way.

Considering that both Ryan and Jim aren't exactly canon in this fic (Ryan... nice?  WTF?! lol), it makes a lot of sense.  I'm saying this as a good thing, because it's nice to see a little variation.  I'm really glad the Ryan/Pam thing worked out, and most of all, that she's going to his graduation. ;)

Great work!

Pressure by grapenutbeats Rated: K+ [Reviews - 16] 6
Summary: "Yeah, Ryan told me to talk to Jim." She pauses, her eyes slightly glossy. "I guess I must be pretty obvious if Ryan felt the need to interfere."
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1770 Read Count: 2891 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2007 Updated: April 04, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


I'm not a stranger to spit-takes.  I mean, it doesn't happen that often, but when it does, it's usually hilarious for only me.  Well, I've never actually snorted tea through my nose, but now I guess I can say that I have.  That last line probably killed me just a little bit, but it was totally worth it.

And I definitely agree that with the addition of the last line, this could fit in with the BADFIC challenge.  The rest is awesome, but really... that last sentence has glorious "BadFic" written all over it (in the best way, of course).

Summary: A chubby little story all stuffed with fluff. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5176 Read Count: 6313 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


At a time like this, us Jammers are in some serious need of fluff, and I have to say that this is just perfect. :)

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86610 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


... You are so mean.  But that was also unbelievably hot.  If this thing has a happy ending, then you may be forgiven. ;)

But really, that was an awesome chapter, even if it shaved off 5 years of my life.  It's still awesome.

Author's Response:

Oh, but that ending was happy - weren't you paying attention?  ;oP  (I'm totally kidding.) 

I will make it up to you, I swear - and oh my god, the shaved 5 years comment killed me!  Thanks so much for reviewing! 

Summary: Jim finds a dark new side of himself after the Roy attack. Pam and Karen get their first glimpses of it... Update: Ch4 -- Story concludes -- Jim and Pam have their showdown.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4558 Read Count: 14647 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Twisting the Knife


I've never felt prouder to know what "regicide" was.  And yes, it has everything to do with the fact that I heard it on The Simpsons once.

Anyway, this was great.  There's been a bit of Jim-induced rage going on, and this is a nice little insight into why we're getting front row seats to the Cold!Jim show now.  I can't wait for an update!

Number 4 by bitterpill Rated: M [Reviews - 16] 6
Summary: Past Featured Story

Some steamy fun with Jim and Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 350 Read Count: 4310 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 07, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


Damn.

What are 1, 2 and 3?! ;)

Disclaimer by Maybe Once Rated: M Round robin [Reviews - 34] 5
Summary:

In the interest of honesty, I humbly propose some new warnings and disclaimers for rated MA fanfic.

ROUND ROBIN: any writer can add a chapter! What do YOU think our readers should be warned about?  Oh, and remember to put your name on your chapter so we can offer you appropriate adulation.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 926 Read Count: 7960 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Do Not Try This At Home


And the one that takes the cake:

WARNING:  Do not attempt to stare into your lover's eyes during coitus.  Your partner will either laugh or be very creeped out.

Very well played.  There is so much that is right about these warnings, maybe they should be officially adopted by the fandom. :)

Jackpot by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 15
Summary:

Jim, Pam and a weekend in New York - set in the fluffy future.  Not a spoiler in sight.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4947 Read Count: 15307 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed 8
Date: April 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Saturday in the Park with Jim


I love teh Fluffies!  This is no exception.  I quite enjoy your semi-conscious universe. :)




Author's Response: I'm so glad that my ridiculous dreams are enjoyable to you.  LOL!  Thanks so much for the review!

Summary: The loneliness became too much for Pam to bear. She just had to move .

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1220 Read Count: 1604 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


No way you can just leave this as a one-shot!  I'd definitely be interested in seeing you continue this.  And I like the incorporation of The Time Traveler's Wife, it's such a great book. :)