Penname: VelvetMorning Real name: Dana
Member Since: March 04, 2007

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Surprise by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 66] 24
Summary:

5 times Pam shook Jim Halpert up. And it's about damn time.

No spoilers in sight. Nothing but some fluff as sweet as candy floss....


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7735 Read Count: 28523 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the little black book of project management


Oh, bless the fluff.  I really don't know where I would be without it during these tremulous times in JAM land.  I can't wait to read about the rest of the items!


Author's Response: Thanks for the review - I am trying my hardest to churn out the fluff to soothe my soul as well!  Happy Office Thursday!!

Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 149066 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The First Initiation

Well, I'm certainly glad you "went there" because "there" is seriously an awesome and hot place to be.  Damn!  When's the next chapter coming!?

Author's Response:

Thanks! :)

Next (and final) chapter will/should be posted sometime tomorrow, unless my computer or MTT craps out on me.

Summary:

When true love goes a little too far... bad!fic for the truly twisted Jam fan in all of us.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3628 Read Count: 21532 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Dundies


The makeout session while drowning... I have to applaud that.  And it's too bad about that boy named Pam.  Thi is upper tier Bad!Fic, you should be very proud. ;)


Author's Response: Wow! What a compliment. I knew it was bad, but upper tier bad? I feel so proud. And now I'm wondering if this is really something I should be proud of... but I am, so thanks!

Summary: Past Featured Story

"'Jiiiiiiiiim. Come to beeeed,' Pam’s voice is light, and it mistily floats down the empty staircase as it swirls about the room, echoing like a siren’s song."

A series of one-shots. There are times when Jim and Pam's relationship seem a little supernatural. 


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13862 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Halfling


I'm so excited that you kept going with this, I never expected you too because I always thought that first chapter would be a one-off.  Loved your fluff therapy!  Please continue. :)

And Jim being a horn-dog is never a bad thing... you must know this by now.

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: February 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Succubus

I really love the fact that you've added another chapter to this little series.  I absolutely adore the concepts -- a type of mythical, paranormal or magical side to Jim and Pam's relationship.  It's so unlike anything else I ever read with the two of them, so it's definitely a treat to see another addition.  This new chapter was really exciting, and I don't think that you have anything to worry about.  It was certainly otherworldly, and you write remarkably well.  I hope that we readers can see another addition some time in the future!

Say Anything by larrymcg Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

This is an older story I'm posting for MTT readers. It was inspired by a scene in The Fire when Pam lists her favorite movies, but Jim cuts her off before she can name her all time favorite.

Standard disclaimer: I don't own these characters. I'm just playing with them for a bit. That's what she said.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 970 Read Count: 2289 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: June 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


I was going to comment about Toby's fav's as well, which just made me love him more, but I could definitely see Pam listing it as her all-time favourite as well.

Well done on the story!  Very simple but poignant, just like Say Anything.  Jim Halpert is the new Lloyd Dobler, there is no question about it.




Author's Response: Glad you liked it! Say Anything is my favorite movie and the Jim/Lloyd comparisons are probably why I love The Office so much.

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam hates weddings (and organza).

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3799 Read Count: 3494 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: June 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Maid of Honor


Wow!  For being new to Office fic, I'd say that your first try went off without a hitch.  Really, this was a lot of fun to read, so well done. :)

And I totally dig the idea of Halpert hissing.  Very nice.




Author's Response:

Jim clearly did not like Andy's idea at all.  Your comment was so awesome. I really appreciate the encouragement.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam think they are keeping a secret.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4754 Read Count: 28971 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2007 Updated: June 14, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: June 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kelly


And the winner for Best Fic Title goes to...

Well, that's pretty obvious.  I have to admit that I feel a bit bad for Toby, even if his crush on Pam tends to be more on the pathetic side.  But you handled it so well!  I can't wait to read more.

Summary: Past Featured Story

A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event.  Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151329 ePub Downloads: 67
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Content to Compromise


This promised happy ending better be freaking happy because you're just breaking my heart here!

And I swear that was meant to be a compliment, despite how it sounded.  And aAs much as it hurts me to read it, you write angst remarkably and painfully well.



Author's Response:

Heh -- I promise: the proportion of my angst to happiness is always balanced; it's just a kind of delayed gratification.  LOL. 

Thanks so much for reviewing! 

Summary:

A teenage Pam goes to meet up with Roy at his summer job at the Home Depot, and while waiting for him she runs into Jim for the first time. 

A response to the summer job challenge. Part 1 of my "Construction of the Heart" series.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Summer Jobs
Series: Construction of the Heart
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2513 Read Count: 5583 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2007 Updated: July 17, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this!  But I have to admit that it's almost a tease for it to be a one-shot, especially about Marywood.  ;)  Very well written, especially the characterization.  Awesome job!

Author's Response: Oh wow!!  Such awesome compliments. Thank you so much for the amazing comments.  I really appreciate it.  Thank you for reading and reviewing :)

Scrabble by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 101] 35
Summary: Jim and Pam play Scrabble during a thunder storm.  Nuff said? Nuff said.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14137 Read Count: 37230 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: August 30, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: An opportune moment


I'm so excited for the next chapter!  And I'm really hoping that the word "avoidance" just gets completely stricken from their vocab.  How frustrating. ;)  Loved this, by the way:

"He either had diarrhea of the mouth, which was just a disgusting phrase..."

Hilarious.



Author's Response: lol thank you!!! yeah the next chapter will be a new word for them.  hopefully something more fun than avoidance.

Unrequited by notatoy Rated: T [Reviews - 35] 17
Summary: We only see them 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.  They have to touch the lives of others as they go through the motions.... This will be an ongoing series of standalone, one-shot vignettes. 
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3548 Read Count: 22652 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 30, 2007 Updated: August 13, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cross


This is a great idea.  Please continue!



Author's Response: Oh - thank you very much.  I have a few more scenarios in mind, so thanks for reading and taking the time to let me know what you think. 

Summary: Jim and Pam go through the motions of an unexpected addition.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49311 Read Count: 57461 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Life Changes


Whoa.  Definitely my favourite pregnancy-related story thus far.  Can't wait for this to be continued.  You've got Jim and Pam down, very nice work.

Loved this: She laughed and wiped her eyes. "I don't believe you...continue." 



Author's Response:

Sorry this is late, but I just got around to responding to all my reviews!!

Thanks for reading! And I try to get their banter right. I should, I watch the dvds wayyyy too much!

Summary: Pam goes on five dates. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2065 Read Count: 3596 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


It's funny that you mention that about the third date because I was thinking of Kissing Jessica Stein while I was reading it.  And you're right, it's totally FIERCE.  Tyra Banks fierce, in fact.

And if you know a Ben, or a sort-of-Ben, then why exactly haven't you snatched him up?

Loved this, BTW, especially the Roy date.  :)



Author's Response: :::sigh::: i love things that are tyra bank fierce. i\'m glad you enjoyed! i think if the office has taught me anything, it\'s that office relationships... are... awful and killer. i\'ll probably stay out of it :)

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 147667 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: September 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Jim


Being Jim's big spoon?  That pretty much tops my fantasy list.  And I can't believe I'm actually going to leave that as a review, but there it is.  I'm loving these, keep them coming!



Author's Response: I somehow missed this review until now, but thank you very much for the kind words and the review VelvetMorning.

Summary:

Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.

 


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 274514 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: February 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 26: Victoria's Secret Service

That gave me a good laugh on a lousy day. Thanks. :)


Author's Response: Now THAT is the highest compliment I could ever hope for. Thank you!

Summary:


Post The Job, Pam and Jim's first date.
...A BadFic response.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 391 Read Count: 2954 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: September 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


Love the addition of the confused astronomers.  Brilliant. :D

Breakable by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 135] 52
Summary: Past Featured StoryYet another story inspired by a song by Ingrid Michaelson called Breakable. I really wanted to tell a story about people being just that -- breakable, and ultimately how grace helps keep us from falling apart. So yeah -- a nice fluffy holiday piece. ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15287 Read Count: 33681 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It's like, completely, utterly, borderline unfair how perfect your Jim in, especially in all his imperfections (that makes more sense in my head than it does here).  This chapter just made me weepy.  

Author's Response: No, that absolutely makes sense VelvetMorning. I think that's totally what makes Jim perfect...is all his utter imperfections wrapped up in such a sweet and funny package. I'm glad you think of him the same way. You're right...it's totally unfair. I want to be Pam! Thanks for the review!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is a holiday inspired fic based on Season Two's Christmas Party. A look into what inspired Jim to get the teapot, and why Pam swapped Dwight for it. From there, it is an AU look at what happens when Pam realizes that Jim took back the infamous Christmas Card and why she's desperate to find out what Jim wrote.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17207 Read Count: 27175 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: March 22, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: December 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


The awesome levels on this story are seriously through the roof.  And thank you for not giving into huge declarations as soon as Roy is out of the questions.  In case you didn't know, the awesome level just went even higher because of it. 



Author's Response:

did I miss this review?  apparently.  So sorry!  Thank you for reviewing me VM, and I'm glad this is awesome.  Yeah, I was torn about it, I mean we all want them to declare their love, but in reality no way that just do it.  So as much as I wanted to rush I had to take it slow and I'm really glad that rang true to you.

Thanks again.

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: January 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3


I actually gasped out loud, I was so excited, when I saw that this was updated.  It was quite serendipitous, actually, seeing as how I just re-read the first two chapters yesterday.

I love that you've made Pam write Jim a card!  I wasn't really expecting it, and what Pam wrote was just so sweet.  I can't wait to see the next chapter!  Please don't make us wait so long this time around! ;)



Author's Response: VM, I had such a hard time with this chapter.  Oddly enough I felt like I was feeling Pam's anxiety and so I would get her close to his card and then feel like maybe she should just read it, but no, but yes....there were definitely deleted scenes on this chapter.  I'm really thrilled that you're enjoying it VM, I'm really enjoying writing it.  Hope to be updating really soon this time. :-)

Summary: Last holiday season, Jim found his True Love. This year, it's his turn to pull a few surprises. A follow-up to My True Love Gave to Me - and yes, Parma's back!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35249 Read Count: 41082 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: December 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue (or: Jim Has An Idea)

The only thing that disappointed me about this story is that you didn't post ALL of it LIKERIGHTNOW.  And I actually giggled like a schoolgirl after reading the premise because I was so excited.  That doesn't happen ever.  Don't make up wait too long! ;)

Summary: Past Featured StoryTwo days after the Booze Cruise...what might've happened if Jim had confessed sooner.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Mark
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88192 Read Count: 291558 ePub Downloads: 96
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: February 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5


Sometimes I wish that you weren't such a skilled writer, because that way I wouldn't be drawn like a moth to a flame to your stories and the angst within.  There's a happy ending in this story somewhere, I'm sure, but this whole waiting thing sucks. :P  

I'll decode what I just wrote: I really like this story.  And please don't make up wait too long for more!



Author's Response:

Aww, you're too sweet!  I'm glad you're enjoying the story in spite of the angst; I know some people find it too heavy at times.  I just can't help myself.... :o) But yeah, there's a happy ending in there somewhere; you just have to ride a big old angst wave to get to it, LOL.

Thanks so much for reviewing!

Summary:

A look at the an angsty side of Jim and Pam. Things happen, insecurities come forward, and moments from the past haunt their future. But they will fight through it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19613 Read Count: 31963 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2008 Updated: March 31, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: February 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 :And if you ever find someone new, I know he'd better be good to you

This is such a lovely story! Although I'm actually angry at myself that I started reading it now during all the angst, and there's no follow up chapter to make it better... yet. ;)  Please bring the happy!  

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Roy was lying when he said he'd never cheated on Pam?  What if Pam was always a little less healthy than she let on?  What if everything, everywhere, is only meant to fall apart?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31793 Read Count: 73222 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: February 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Don't think.

Shut. Up.  And by that I mean Keep. Going.  When you write these little trinkets that end up turning into spun gold, I really wish that you would just post it all at once because I've never been that good at waiting.  Your writing is beyond gorgeous. Poor Pam stories always end up awful unless you actually know why it's "Poor Pam".  What I mean is that Pam's confusion just makes sense (if that makes any sense) because you write it inexplicably well.  I'm really looking forward to more of this. :)

Author's Response: haha I love this review.  Thank you so much, and I wish that I could post it all at once!!!  But don't worry I'm posting as fast as it comes to me and I'm absolutely breathing this one so hopefully it will come quickly.  Your compliments are amazing and just make me want to write forever!! Thanks again and I hope it stays good for you ;-)

Reviewer: VelvetMorning Signed
Date: March 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Don't breathe.


The fact that the end notes include "romance", "cabins" and "candlelight" really only turns me into everyone else, which is to say that I am another one of your demanding readers. The new chapter has to be here, like, yesterday. Or, in Jim's words, "You're killing me".

In a good way.