“Usually we would frown upon people who engage in biochemical warfare and genocide. In Columbus’ case, we gave him his own holiday and threw him a parade. Go figure.”
The title is pretty self-explanatory. The italics are hypothetical talking heads.
Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Oscar
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Completed: Yes