Jim
“Jim Halpert. Pros: smart, cool, good-looking. Cons: not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour.”
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Stories
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34930 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary:

When he saw the strap of her polka dot swimsuit peeking out from under her white tank top, he knew. He knew it was her.

Set during Beach Games, but almost all of it is a flashback.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1654 Read Count: 6000 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary: Times that the office women have made the men cry and vice versa. But it's not all depressing, I promise!
Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3079 Read Count: 6282 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryWatching the documentary as a favor for Ryan, Toby learned that almost everyone at Dunder Mifflin could probably sue Michael for something and win big. And he learned a few other very important lessons as well.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Darryl, Jim, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby, Toby/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4640 Read Count: 5099 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2007 Updated: December 31, 2007
Summary: Michael makes his employees write down three New Year's Resolutions for 2008.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Josh Porter, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Mose, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1313 Read Count: 4546 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Summary: A series of one shot songfics based off of my JAM playlist. More details in the story notes.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13284 Read Count: 5403 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: December 28, 2007
Summary: Jim/Pam Christmas fluff based loosely around the line from What to Expect When You're Not Expecting to be Expecting: "Out of all that parenting stuff, you're most worried about how our kid will react to the news that there's no Santa?"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1188 Read Count: 3426 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2007 Updated: December 25, 2007
Snow Daze by carbondalien Rated: K+ [Reviews - 32] 15
Summary: A snowstorm makes the roads extremely unsafe, forcing the Dunder-Mifflin employees to stay put for at least a few extra hours. Fluff 'n' stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9882 Read Count: 23498 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Summary: Michael thinks that the office needs a moral boaster! So he decides to get everyone dance lessons!. Takes place between Booze Cruise and Casino Night (Season 2)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5945 Read Count: 22006 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Summary:

Why do expense reports, time sheets and sales reports really get on Jim and Pams nerves? Why is it when Todd Packer comes around Jim wants to quietly disintegrate? Why is Dwight giving Michael a field sobriety test in the middle of his office?

Because its the Perfect Storm.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Ryan, Toby, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5565 Read Count: 5390 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2007 Updated: December 19, 2007
Summary: Just a short little story of Jim being crafty...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Jim, Pam
Genres: Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1135 Read Count: 2334 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 15, 2007 Updated: December 15, 2007
Summary: This isn't the sort of thing you plan. AU season two. 
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2924 Read Count: 7183 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2007 Updated: December 15, 2007
Summary: Four times Jim and Pam could have gotten together and the one time that they did. This fic is based on the principle that if you miss an opportunity, there's a very good reason i.e. it would have been worse than the hand you're actually dealt. Basically, this is why the first four are angsty and the last one is fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1652 Read Count: 2860 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 15, 2007 Updated: December 15, 2007
Summary: Jim proposes in the perfect way.

Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1034 Read Count: 2357 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2007 Updated: December 12, 2007
Summary: Karen gets some unexpected news. But how does this affect Jim and more importantly, his relationship with Pam?

Takes place a few months after "The Job", but spoilers up to "Branch Wars".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1560 Read Count: 5013 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2007 Updated: December 10, 2007
Summary:

Fifty-five words towards an end.

Quotes from "Casino Night"

[EDIT: There have been a few comments that the premise is confusing, so I've added an explanation in the end-notes. Hope this helps!] 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57 Read Count: 2013 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2007 Updated: December 08, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim chose the other path?

It's angsty, but hold on until the end. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4132 Read Count: 87776 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 06, 2007
Summary:

A series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam's need to find some time alone together every once in a while.
Chapter 4 added.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2391 Read Count: 16388 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2007 Updated: December 06, 2007
Dwim Chronicles by sharky Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 2
Summary: It's the little daily things between Jim and Dwight that make them frienemies. Pt. 4: The Dwim Crocker Cookbook
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3553 Read Count: 8114 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Summary: Pam and Jim, a convention, a Piano and love.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4721 Read Count: 11191 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Summary:

This story needed a rewrite. But I wanted to keep the original on the site as well...

Jim's POV- he comes to the office late at night to discover Pam there as well. Takes place during season 3, right before Valentine's Day.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1116 Read Count: 3253 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2007 Updated: December 04, 2007
Summary: An alternative look at what happened between Jim and Karen after "where do you see yourself in ten years?" and before "are you free for dinner?".
Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 188 Read Count: 2289 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2007 Updated: December 03, 2007
Summary: The First Time (no, not that. Dirty minds!)

Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 2791 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2007 Updated: December 03, 2007
Summary: Pam's POV after Jim leaves. Spoilers for "The Merger."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2058 Read Count: 2151 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2007 Updated: December 03, 2007
Summary: On Jim’s last week at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton, nothing goes as smoothly as he had hoped. AU from "Casino Night".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1956 Read Count: 2166 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2007 Updated: December 02, 2007