Summary: A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art.
Categories: Other, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 300 Read Count: 4119 ePub Downloads: 0
Penname: I_am_Pam Real name: Helen
Member Since: October 12, 2008
Bio:
I'm a dunderhead, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I have a Dwight stress head on my desk at work and a Dwight bobblehead on the desk I have at home. I write with Office pens in my Office notebooks and use the Office notepads to write my grocery lists on.
Obsessions are grand.
Bio:
I'm a dunderhead, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I have a Dwight stress head on my desk at work and a Dwight bobblehead on the desk I have at home. I write with Office pens in my Office notebooks and use the Office notepads to write my grocery lists on.
Obsessions are grand.
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[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Abomination of the written word.
Date: October 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Abomination of the written word.
Wow. The title explains it all.
Summary: Another Bad! Fic entry, this time in the Pure Smut division. My hope is that this story is SO bad that parents will force their teens to read it in order to prevent them from gittin' it on. Guaranteed to kill your sex drive!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 7037 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 7037 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.
Date: October 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.
You are brilliantly hilarious.
"First, I wish to fellate you."
Seriously. I may have to go on a search for my ass, as I have laughed it off.
Summary:
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 273462 ePub Downloads: 5
Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 273462 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 50: My Big Fat Geek Wedding
Date: October 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 50: My Big Fat Geek Wedding
yeah, a new C/O! I love these. Keep them comin.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'll try!
Summary: A series of some really warped 55 word stories that I wrote to keep myself and others sane.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Ryan, Toby/Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bad Fanfic, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 521 Read Count: 22549 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Ryan, Toby/Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bad Fanfic, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 521 Read Count: 22549 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2009
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: This Would Take A Little Too Long To Explain, So I Won't
Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: This Would Take A Little Too Long To Explain, So I Won't
This is freakin hilarious. I love it.
Author's Response: Haha, thanks so much. :D
Summary: 
Pam moved to New York instead of starting work at Dunder Mifflin. Years later she returns and she meets Jim, but they're at very different points in their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137258 ePub Downloads: 35
Pam moved to New York instead of starting work at Dunder Mifflin. Years later she returns and she meets Jim, but they're at very different points in their lives.Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137258 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2008 Updated: July 22, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 23: epilogue: the memories get blurry
Date: October 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 23: epilogue: the memories get blurry
I love you for writing this. You know, the characters of Jim and Pam aren't exactly the same as the ones they are on the show, personality wise...Make it a little longer, and you've got yourself a good novel to get out there. :)
Just a suggestion from a novelist to a fellow writer.
Seriously, good stuff. Very entertaining.
Author's Response: I love you for reading this. Thanks for the suggestion; that would be amazing to have more people read this. People are so lucky I didn\'t make this longer. Again, thank you.
Summary: Fluff + Jam = Happiness. Just little phone conversations I could imagine Jim and Pam having. Spoilers through the S5.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14239 Read Count: 49486 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14239 Read Count: 49486 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2009
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 
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Date: October 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Wait for the season to come back to me
10 Date: October 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Wait for the season to come back to me
Keep the phone conversations comin, cause I love these. :D
Brilliance.
Author's Response: Haha, will do! Like I said, not sure how far I\'ll take these, but there\'s still some good stuff left. Thanks for your review!
Summary: "There are still things about me you don't know." An uncharacteristically fluffy - but I hope still meaningful - one-shot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3485 Read Count: 3913 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3485 Read Count: 3913 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2008 Updated: September 17, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: There are things about me you don't know.
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: There are things about me you don't know.
You are fabulous. Seriously, I'm in love with your writing.
Author's Response: Well thank you so much! That is really really kind of you to say. :)
Summary: Just a long walk down a well-trod path. Spoilers through 'The Deposition'.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19480 Read Count: 16726 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19480 Read Count: 16726 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2008 Updated: October 19, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 10
Date: October 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: For The Colors I'm Now Able To See
10 Date: October 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: For The Colors I'm Now Able To See
You show Pam and Jim in the ways that I could seriously see all this happening. Best "first date/time" fic I've ever read.
Keep the chapters comin, cause I don't think I can get enough. :D
Summary: Jim tries to deal with Pam being away in New York. Snippets of scenes and discussions from Season 5! Spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched Weight Loss a million times, Business Ethics, Baby Shower, Crime Aid, Employee Transfer, or Customer Survey.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12525 Read Count: 27248 ePub Downloads: 6
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12525 Read Count: 27248 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2008 Updated: December 13, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 10
Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Hasn't Felt Like Home
10 Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Hasn't Felt Like Home
I sure hope it was back in sync without the gay boy band affiliation.
Awesome chapter. :) I could really see Jim and Pam having that moment and everything. Pretty spiffy stuff.
Summary: Take place approximately 20 years after Season 5. Jim and Pam are happily married with two children. They live in New York City with both of their children in high school. Jim has to learn to cope with the fact that his children are growing up. Full of fluff!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5131 Read Count: 5920 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5131 Read Count: 5920 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: November 02, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Aww...I love daddy Jim.
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: October 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I could totally see Jim looking through the yearbook.
"Oh my God, what if my daughter's dating a man-whore?"
One of the greatest lines ever written in FF.
Summary: The first morning after. Takes place between "The Job" and "Fun Run."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 5354 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 5354 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2008 Updated: October 20, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 9
Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very sweet. I liked it. :)
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: This is a little late in getting posted but it's my take on what happened at and after the gas station.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4366 Read Count: 9329 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4366 Read Count: 9329 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2008 Updated: December 20, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 9
Date: October 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Like Love In A Drunken Sky
9 Date: October 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Like Love In A Drunken Sky
This story is so cute. :)
Love it.
Summary: Pam, taking a rare break from a rampant life, gets a call from Jim, who is ill. Pam decides to visit Jim and take care of him.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1468 Read Count: 6212 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1468 Read Count: 6212 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2008 Updated: October 24, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: October 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: chapter 1
Date: October 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: chapter 1
Way sweet. I loved it. :)
Summary: A parody of "The Raven' since who doesn't want Andy to be visited by a ghost when he's yodeling at midnight?
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Parody
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 688 Read Count: 1114 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Parody
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 688 Read Count: 1114 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2008 Updated: October 26, 2008
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 10
Date: October 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Quoth the Tenor, "Nevermore"
10 Date: October 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Quoth the Tenor, "Nevermore"
In the name of Kermit the Frog, this story is pretty kickass. :D
Author's Response: LOL! Thank you! I'm glad it's Kermit worthy. : )
The Usually Unimportant, Total Non-Adventures of Jim and Pam by Little Comment Rated: T [Reviews - 196] 77
77 Summary: The title says it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24931 Read Count: 65937 ePub Downloads: 4
The title says it all.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24931 Read Count: 65937 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2008 Updated: March 09, 2009
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: *blush*
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: *blush*
I love their embarrasing moments. I could see them happening. Especially Jim rapping. Hehe. I want to see that one.
Author's Response: Thanks a lot - and me too! Oh how I love nerd!Jim, so so much... ;)
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 10
Date: January 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Jimmy Says It's Fine - He Don't Consider It Cheating Now
10 Date: January 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Jimmy Says It's Fine - He Don't Consider It Cheating Now
Definitely an important adventure. I love that Pam would do Conan.
Author's Response: Thank ya! I love it too, because c\'mon, I know he may not LOOK like Jim, but... :)
Summary: An alternate universe that sees Pam turning over a new leaf at a private art school in Chicago, Ill. In this world, Dunder Mifflin doesn't exist, although a few of its characters are guaranteed to pop up here and there. On her first day, Pam meets Jim, a cute, affable, and somewhat geeky Journalism major who introduces her to indie rock, old movies, pop culture and a whole new world.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Indie Rock & Keds
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 105532 Read Count: 138870 ePub Downloads: 63
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Indie Rock & Keds
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 105532 Read Count: 138870 ePub Downloads: 63
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2008 Updated: January 13, 2009
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 10
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Obstacle 1
10 Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Obstacle 1
I actually did notice a bunch of Gilmore Girl references in there. Kudos for using them. And this is a really excellent story. :)
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
mooooore, please! :D Seriously, I'm addicted, and I'm home sick, and your story is the first thing that has truly entertained me all day. More....Needdd moooree (No, I'm' not begging. Maybe I am. Just a little).
Author's Response: Ha-ha. Well, thank you so much for reading and taking the time to review, really- it means so much. I\'m so happy to hear you\'re enjoying the story. I promise I will keep supplying the \"good stuff\", at least for another week. I\'m sorry to hear that you\'re home sick! I hope everything gets better soon.
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: January 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Twenty-five
Date: January 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Twenty-five
A sequel would definitely be awesome. :)
This was a great story.
Author's Response: Hmm... Thank you- I will take down your vote - one more for a sequel. Gotcha. He-he. Thank you so much for the review! I\'m glad you enjoyed Chicago Pam and indie Jim! :)
Summary: A companion piece to Indie Rock & Keds that follows an AU Jim and Pam while they deal with the everyday squabbles that come with living together as they struggle through the daunting beginnings of their careers, and eventually try to find a place to permanently settle down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Indie Rock & Keds
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136759 Read Count: 78729 ePub Downloads: 27
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Indie Rock & Keds
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136759 Read Count: 78729 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2009 Updated: May 13, 2009
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 8
Date: January 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Dinner at Eight in the Suburbs
8 Date: January 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Dinner at Eight in the Suburbs
The messiness of Jim and Pam's apartment reminds me of what my apartment used to look like when my sister lived with me. And what her and her boyfriend's place looks like now. Lol.
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: January 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: A Clear-headed Concern for the Welfare of Others
Date: January 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: A Clear-headed Concern for the Welfare of Others
Poor Jim, having to work with Michael. Update soon! :D
Author's Response: Poor Jim is so stressed, having to baby-sit Michael at work. Oy! Thanks for the review. :)
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Kenosha (For the Unemployed and Underpaid)
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Kenosha (For the Unemployed and Underpaid)
I need to exercise pogonotomy to my legs right now. Hehe.
Author's Response: Ha-ha. Too funny.
You are excused. The wintertime usually keeps me from picking up a razor, too. I get lazy.
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 10
Date: March 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Today's Forecast Calls for a Blizzard, with a 100% Chance of Winter Romance
10 Date: March 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Today's Forecast Calls for a Blizzard, with a 100% Chance of Winter Romance
I love it. :) As always, you are awesome.
Author's Response: Aw, thank you for leaving a note! I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
Reviewer: I_am_Pam Signed 10
Date: March 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Dinner at Eight in the Suburbs
10 Date: March 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Dinner at Eight in the Suburbs
I loved it! :D