Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 204617 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Mother's Day

another great set of letters!

I love so much about the things Monopoly chooses to be.

good. god. that is awesome.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: The Family That Pranks Together...

oh my damn. that was amazing.

and for some reason, the mention of ducks reminded me of something. rainn wilson's son walter calls ducks "water chickens." he twittered that a few months ago. rainn twittered, not walter. he's only 5.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: The Best Daddy

one thing: you never ever ever EVER put a baby on a couch unattended. that's just a fall waiting to happen. and considering that little jill was mobile by then, having her out of a crib is another recipe for disaster.

other than that, this was perfect!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: Surprise Flowers

aww. and i had that same ballerina jewelry box. actually i still have it.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Day Care

"woah-woahs"... holy crap. CUTE!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Labor Relations

i love this... perfect banter between the two of them without overdoing it (because come on... you can't really joke around during contractions.) and the sweet michael moments, like when he held her hand during the contraction, and at the very end, talking to jim. perfect little moments of michael sweetness, but again, without overdoing it.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 28: Three's A Party

"Daddy you can't be a big sistah you're a boy. You gots a penis."

HOLY. MOTHER. EFFING. CRAP!!!!! i laughed so hard. that silent, hysterical laughing that sounds more like wheezing.

so much awesomeness in this chapter. the "three's a party, four's a crowd" campaign, being tucked in like a mummy, the princess unicorn nightgown (holy crap), the conversation between the sippy cup and the spoon... good lord. i'm going to be SO sad to see this go. i can't wait until jill meets her little sister!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Mother's Day

P.S. No really, she's a pleasant girl when you shake her.

So horrible.

So funny.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: February 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Labor Relations

i really hope you haven't abandoned this...

Summary: Pam gets into a bit of a fix, and silliness ensues. Pre-Booze Cruise.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1854 Read Count: 2717 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2006 Updated: November 25, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

jim is the perfect man. that's all.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OH MY GOD UPDATE THIS, LIKE, NOW PLEASE!

We by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 49] 40
Summary: Pam and Jim are having twins.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 913 Read Count: 4548 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: November 30, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: We

god, this is just... so beautifully written. wow. wowzie wow and wow.

Author's Response: Thank you, FlonkertonChamp :)

Summary: You knew I'd do this eventually.....

Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 407 Read Count: 5475 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 07, 2006 Updated: December 07, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: September 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Sing Along!

10 office closet gropings

to quote kevin: NIIIIIIIIICE

Summary: Angela finds herself in a predicament and this time prayer won't help. 
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 649 Read Count: 2005 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2007 Updated: January 12, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this made me giggle. thank you.

and i find it hilarious that you named one of the kids isabel, since that's angela's daughter's name! and since this was written before angela had her.... i can only conclude that you're psychic!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam discuss cohabitation on a Sunday morning. Written after Back from Vacation as an antidote to Pam's crying scene. Just couldn't leave it alone, now could I?

Disclaimer: Own nothing related to The Office. Sad, but true. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 8381 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2007 Updated: January 15, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 9
Date: September 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i would be happy to live in john krasinski's pocket. HIS FRONT POCKET.

oh yeah, i said it.

Author's Response: Hmm, why ever would that be? Thanks much, FlonkertonChamp!

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam and Jim have lunch. Spoilers through "The Return," unspoiled speculation thereafter.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 960 Read Count: 4740 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2007 Updated: January 30, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

“I do. I love marshmallows. I didn’t know how much until I couldn’t have them, but seeing someone else with all of the marshmallows was killing me. How could I make cocoa or s’mores?”

GUH! *swoons*

Author's Response:

Someone revive FlonkertonChamp! :)  Thanks so much, I'm glad you liked it!

Summary: pure, utter, fluffernutter...Pam's view of Jim as a father
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: Everyday Love
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1099 Read Count: 6253 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2007 Updated: February 07, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 8
Date: September 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

one thing i did notice: after the "mary tyler moore" moment, (adorable, btw), you suddenly change from past tense to present.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"One of your girls had an accident" Pam said, her head motioning toward their guest.

Jim's eyes went wide, "Pamela!" he faked surprise.


heeeeeeeeeeee....

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is my take on Pam's motivation for leaving the wedding with Roy. Only Pam and Roy are in this story, but I am very much in the Jim/Pam camp so it is safe for JAM fans too. I know I have been absent for awhile. This episode pushed me out of hibernation.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1287 Read Count: 2640 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2007 Updated: February 10, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 11, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: I Feel So Far From Where I've Been

i love this so much. for some reason, the image of roy crying in pam's arms when his grandmother died really hit me. pam and roy did once have a good relationship.

Grief by EmilyHalpert Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 5
Summary: One little accident can change so much.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married
Warnings: None
Challenges: Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4264 Read Count: 8864 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: September 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: When Life Is Turned Upside Down

oh god, this is heartbreaking... and yet i'm still reading.

one thing: you keep switching from past to present tense.

Author's Response:

Yeah, this story could have used a beta. I reread it recently (I actually did a commentary on it at my LJ), and realized how many little things a beta could have caught. I've constantly thought about updating it, but its such a sad subject matter, its one of those I'm not ready to deal with.

And I've been meaning to tell you thanks so much on all the reviews of my old stuff. Really means a lot, you have no idea!

Summary:

Wishful thinking for a Jim/Pam fan who's convinced it'll all work out, but is sick of waiting.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5480 Read Count: 12055 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2007 Updated: February 22, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

GAH! MORE! I NEED MORE!

Hiatus by Maybe Once Rated: MA [Reviews - 30] 21
Summary:

Just like you know will happen, Jim and Pam get together right before a long hiatus. Here is how it all plays out in my happy head. Happy and saucy-- this one starts off all squeaky clean, but quickly earns a "Whorish!" from Angela and a "Niiiiice" from Kevin.  


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7608 Read Count: 44194 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: March 05, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Filmaker

...least of all a sweet love story that had even our gruffest grip squealing like a schoolgirl when we watched the raw footage.

heeeeeeee!!

Summary: A glimpse into some of the formative experiences of the employees of Dunder-Mifflin.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Those School Days
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4387 Read Count: 8431 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: March 23, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Michael- Part One

oh my god... poor michael!

Summary: The title pretty much explains it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Mark, Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1955 Read Count: 15502 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2007 Updated: March 12, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 8
Date: November 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

don't get me wrong, i love love love this, but a little "factual" critique for the last little vignette: while babies, on average, start to say "mama" or "dada" at around 8 months old, and can say one or two words at 1 year, the average child doesn't start stringing words together in sentences until around 18 months.

Summary: A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art.
Categories: Other, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 4119 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Abomination of the written word.

"I hate you. I have Jim and you don't. Neener Neener."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! it's 6 AM and i laughed out loud. startled my cat. may have woken up someone else in the house.