Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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On a Night Like This by andtheivy Rated: M [Reviews - 146] 69
Summary: I feel like, in order to truly be welcomed into the fold of MTT writers, one must present a first date story. This is mine.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24598 Read Count: 55729 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2010 Updated: October 17, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: If I was your girl, believe me, I’d turn on the Rolling Stones

the image of pam spitting out the chewed-up olive cracked me up

Author's Response: Thanks! I hate olives. Thanks so much for taking the time to comment. It really does mean a lot.

Love Cannot be Bound by adampascalfan12 Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 11
Summary: Pam gets into a major car accident and while she's in the hospital and is in a coma, Pam's mother Helene manages to reach Jim but will they rekindled their relationship after several weeks later after Casino Night? DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN JIM OR PAM OR THE OFFICE!!!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10147 Read Count: 17230 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2010 Updated: January 25, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

you perfectly captured the feeling of when someone you love is in the ICU. my sister's been in critical condition several times, and it's really hard every time.

Author's Response: With this story, I've been researching medical information about traumatic brain injury, what's like to be in a coma, and even asking my brother what was it like the aftermath of his head injury accident (two years ago) in his point of view to help me to understand. I only saw what it was like: the side effects of the head injury and the slow process of healing. My brother is doing very well, he's going to be a senior in high school and is going off to college next year.

Songs that you came up with by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 14] 12
Summary: Nothing, really, just a small collection of things. Not really a story or anything. Seriously, why am I always writing about them doing this?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1480 Read Count: 1960 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2010 Updated: August 06, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Seriously, why am I always writing about them doing this? because it's your duty to society to please the smut-hounds. like me.

i really love this. sweet, spicy, naughty, wonderful.

Author's Response: Thanks, FC! It's a fun duty to fulfill. ;)

The one thing I wanted the most of by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary: I guess it's a companion piece to And All the Rules That Come With It that I wrote a while ago. Here's Pam's side.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5961 Read Count: 2105 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2010 Updated: August 07, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"I don't know what to do with a baby besides change it and feed it and hold it and... make funny noises at it."

yep, that's pretty much all they need for the first few weeks.

Wonderful (Unexpected) Surprise by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 33] 22
Summary: Talking heads I thought were missing from season 7 episodes
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1875 Read Count: 19785 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2010 Updated: April 22, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: The Sting

love it! just a leeeeetle critique... cece was 7 lb, 2 oz. and 21 lb is HUGE for a 7-month-old.

Mater/Filia by andtheivy Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 10
Summary: Pam reflects on one of the more intimate aspects of motherhood while she and Cece share some private time together. "Mater/Filia" is Latin for "Mother/Daughter." That's what this story is about.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1649 Read Count: 2722 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2010 Updated: November 03, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Mater/Filia

oh this is just so beautiful. i love your writing, ivy. i could see it all perfectly in my head.

The Accident by spaceorphan Rated: MA [Reviews - 226] 61
Summary: Past Featured StoryAU with a season three backdrop. Pam finds herself pregnant. Shenanigans ensue from there.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78742 Read Count: 102059 ePub Downloads: 50
[Report This] Published: February 13, 2011 Updated: March 27, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

*throws garbage at jim* AAAAAAAAHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!

seriously though, i'm loving this. keep going!!!

Author's Response: Lol, I know, right? Thanks for the review! :)

Nine to Five by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 9
Summary: We need to fill in some blanks for episode 7.16. And since no one else is taking the reins, I see...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: One to Ten
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3457 Read Count: 3790 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 14, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

YAY! i was hoping someone would jump on the smutwagon, because try as i might, i sure as hell can't.

Make 'em go "oh! oh! oh!" by andtheivy Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 16
Summary: "We have something these other people don't have, which is a home. And a bed."
"And a shower."

Enough said.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1442 Read Count: 11847 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2011 Updated: February 21, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Firework

good lord, that was so wonderfully filthy.

Why wait any longer for the world to begin by andtheivy Rated: M [Reviews - 7] 9
Summary: There's always a first time...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2799 Read Count: 4813 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2011 Updated: February 21, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Lay, Lady, Lady

ahhhh THERE we go! i love this one... so sweet and funny and sexy and THEM.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: February 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Lay, Lady, Lady

what? it stops mid-story. mid-sentence, actually.

Author's Response: Thanks for letting me know. There was some formatting error that kept screwing with me. All fixed now.

Consequences of PDA by more_awake Rated: K+ [Reviews - 19] 15
Summary: Years after the documentary finished filming and airing, it manages to affect Cece Halpert's first day of junior high school and lead to some awkward conversations. Four years after that, she gets caught in an awkward moment of her own.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Kids/Family
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: teenage years
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4299 Read Count: 5549 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2011 Updated: December 13, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 13, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Consequences of PDA

i had completely forgotten about this! (no offense)... i love the second addition!

The Secret by kaat Rated: K [Reviews - 44] 22
Summary: Past Featured StorySomething big is happening at the Halpert's. Cece knows allllllll about it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert
Genres: Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8576 Read Count: 12445 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2011 Updated: May 09, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: April 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Sister Balloons

*head explodes from cute*

there are so many things i love about this.

Author's Response: I hope your head is okay, FlonkertonChamp! In my opinion, you can never have too much cute. Even if it is damaging. :)

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: April 20, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: mint chocolate chip?

i'm really loving this. it really reminds me of the junie b. jones books, the way it's written in "kid form".

“Is it totally totally 100% completely truly real?”

“I'll try my best. Do you ask Daddy those questions every time?”

“Yes I do. I need to know what's happening.”

that made me lol!

Author's Response: hahaha JUNIE B! I loooooved those books, so what a compliment, Flonkertonchamp!

Fault Lines by Deedldee Rated: MA [Reviews - 132] 60
Summary: When the world cracks opened and the earth quakes, how do they survive?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52854 Read Count: 33795 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2011 Updated: August 09, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 01, 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

oh god... this entire chapter just broke my heart! pleeeeease make everything okay!

Author's Response: Happy to see you're reading this story! More to come after the holiday weekend! :)

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 18, 2011 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

boy, my stomach was churning nervously this whole chapter, but hopefully he'll be able to use his friendship with bob vance in his favor!

Author's Response: Sorry for making you nervous! More on the way soon, happy to know you're following along and enjoying this story! We'll see how things play out with Bob Vance very soon. :-)

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 05, 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does happy dance*

Author's Response: YAY! Thank you so much!! :)

Fix It by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 6
Summary: “Did I break your heart?” she asks, using that tone of voice reserved for their history. Just a short little bit of Jim/Pam post wedding randomness.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 265 Read Count: 2737 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2011 Updated: August 28, 2011
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 29, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i'm so confused.... "her half drunk fingers"... she was pregnant when they got married. i sincerely doubt that she was drinking.

Author's Response: You are quite right. Not sure why I did that, slip of the brain, I suppose. Easily fixed though.

Just A Saturday Morning by more_awake Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 10
Summary: Past Featured StoryAfter spending a week at home while pretending to be on jury duty, Jim reflects on the past few weeks, gets some news from Michael, and spends a morning with his wife and kids.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3581 Read Count: 3057 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2012 Updated: March 18, 2012
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: March 18, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so fluffy and lovely and mmmmm.... this is getting added to the favorites for sure!

Author's Response: So glad you liked it! Thanks for the comment :)

That Girl by Deedldee Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 14
Summary: Set right before "Fun Run." Jim takes Pam to meet his parents, in two parts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6108 Read Count: 7167 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2012 Updated: August 21, 2012
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 21, 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Part two

YAY NEW CHAPTER!!!!!!!!

ok, now i'll read it and write a REAL review. :o)

Made in Scranton by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 6
Summary: The Jim and Pam we know and love, but set a few years back in their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7434 Read Count: 7824 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2012 Updated: March 24, 2013
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: March 30, 2013 Title: Chapter 3: Paper

I'm really loving this! Looking forward to the next update. :)

Dukes by brokenloon Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 16
Summary: What comes after "Put up your dukes, Beesly."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2402 Read Count: 3470 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2013 Updated: February 09, 2013
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 11, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Dude, this is exactly where my mind went after that episode. Thanks for putting it into writing! And the "Hi," "Hey," throwback... AAAAH LOVE IT!

Author's Response: Thanks so much FC. Glad you loved the ending; it wasn't something I planned but something that came to me literally as I wrote it.

Hello from the Halperts by more_awake, Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 3
Summary: Pam starts a blog to keep their family and friends updated on their life in Austin. PART FOUR ADDED
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5867 Read Count: 10223 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 05, 2013 Updated: October 20, 2013
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 06, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: August 9, 2014

Love it so far! I've lived in Austin since I was 7, so let me know if you need some Austin-specific tips! (Hint: It's hot and freakin' humid.)

Author's Response: Thank you! :) That would be really helpful because I know nothing about Austin. I lived in Dallas for a year when I was really little, and the move there is what inspired the airplane scene in this chapter. haha. I don't remember much of Texas at all, though, so if you have any ideas for something they should do or experience that is quintessentially Austin, that would be awesome! -more_awake

Just Another Day in Paradise by agian18 Rated: M [Reviews - 6] 14
Summary:

Based on the song with the same title, a quick glimpse into the post-Office, everyday life of the Halpert family.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6629 Read Count: 3093 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 15, 2017 Updated: November 18, 2017
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: January 02, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I don’t know how I just now found your writing. I am absolutely loving reading through all your stuff, and this is no exception.

And as an Austinite, I can tell you two things:
A - Vespaio is absolutely incredible, and
B - there is absolutely no point in doing your hair and makeup in the summer, especially if you have curly hair.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: January 02, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I don’t know how I just now found your writing. I am absolutely loving reading through all your stuff, and this is no exception.

And as an Austinite, I can tell you two things:
A - Vespaio is absolutely incredible, and
B - there is absolutely no point in doing your hair and makeup in the summer, especially if you have curly hair.