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Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3116 Read Count: 25607 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: October 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Affliction with No Cure
such a wonderful banter between those two!
‘Well, there is only one known treatment Pam…although, I believe you’re familiar with the, uh, injection, oral and topical formulations.’
good... GOD!
Author's Response: Oh lord, I'd almost forgotten about this one....glad you enjoyed. Thanks, FlonkertonChamp.
Story formerly known as Spring Cleaning. When he realizes she's asking him a serious question there is not even a moment’s hesitation before he answers. “Sure. What do you need?” Future fluff. Spoiler free, non-fat, as light as airy spun sugar. ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21874 Read Count: 34797 ePub Downloads: 9
Date: August 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I sing when I'm happy....
this is really great... i loved how you explained how "you were meant for me" became pam & roy's song!
Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 190690 ePub Downloads: 31
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue- I Dare You to Screw Me
holy moly. that was... awesome.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 8216 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: November 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
god that was good! not just for a first smut, but smut in general. don't know why you were nervous about posting this, because this was just wonderful *adds to favorites*
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 667 Read Count: 9098 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue--Monday
sooo.... are you going to continue this?
Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Pam/Roy
Genres: Childhood, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1337 Read Count: 2308 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
aw, this is sweet. i don't understand why in so many fics, people decide to make roy a complete asshole. they were in love at one point. she wouldn't have stayed with him for so long if they hadn't.
A day in the life of the Halpert's. Average, uneventful...and still incredibly perfect.
Part of the Everyday Love series and Mixed Tape series
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: The Mixed Tape, Everyday Love
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1223 Read Count: 4210 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Ordinary, Plain and Simple
me likey :o)
Jim started to put down the receiver when she added, "Oh and my back hurts, you make dinner tonight."
Click.
that made me giggle.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 530 Read Count: 2268 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: August 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
been studying a little too much anatomy/physiology? oh man, this is hilarious.
“Oh God Dwight, please use your muscles of mastication on me!” *thud*
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 487 Read Count: 10328 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
oh this is just so lovely. and that's all i have to say about that.
Date: October 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i keep re-reading this, because it's just so lovely.
Begun out of hiatus frustration as an exploration of what we might miss of Jim and Pam's newfound romance, this has grown into something unique and cool, a multi-authored exercise in creativity and obsession.
By the way, we talk about it here if you're interested in saying hi.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 46565 Read Count: 157093 ePub Downloads: 15
Date: April 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - So Much Beauty, So Little Time, by Pan
i don't know why i love the phrase "his rumpled little pam" so much.... but i do.
Kelly gives her new BFF, Pam, a gift that sparks her imagination.
Disclaimer: I own my iBook G4, but I don't own any of the characters from The Office.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1774 Read Count: 7164 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
WOW-ZA!!!!!! i demand to know who gave this such a low rating because honestly, it deserves 5 stars.
Sometimes Pam things that Jim is a little bit too gentle with her.
I'm marking that it's complete even though I left room for more if I get the urge at some point (which I probably will).
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2753 Read Count: 19602 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: August 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
yay! wild monkey sex with cuddling after. perfect.
Bad AU Fic....
AKA what happens when you spend 35 hours a week with kids - add a TWoP discussion - and a Pam/Jim connection...
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 2238 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: September 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Ghost!Baby
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF! a poop-eating ghost baby. genius.
Author's Response: Of course. Don't you have your own poop eating ghost baby? I thought that was something everyone had....Good ghost baby. Here's some poop.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2117 Read Count: 10527 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Three
"They should call her Dora the conquistador...encroaching in on my birthday card."
heeeee...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1737 Read Count: 16063 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Max
........is it bad that i want to push that kid down a slide?
Author's Response: No. In fact, I encourage that behavior!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2084 Read Count: 28704 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: July 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: College
is the "Friends" reference the bear's name? clunkers?
Author's Response: You got it! I loved that name.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Married, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: The Sexual Misadventures of Pam and Jim
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5680 Read Count: 8040 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: August 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: The Truth About Trips to the ER
"I was playing basketball in the shower."
BAHAHA!! that was hilarious!
this whole thing was great. it's true about hospital beds... they make even the tallest person look small.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1181 Read Count: 3086 ePub Downloads: 1
Date: January 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
ok... jim looking at the baby shoes made me melt.
don't know why this has a low rating... hopefully this will bump it up!
Author's Response: Its a lot cuter having Jim look at shoes than having me look at them, pathetically in Target!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 426 Read Count: 35807 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: 275
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Quite an interesting collection you have here, Jim.”
Pam and Jim are learning all sorts of interesting things about each other.
A smattering of short(ish) scenes on the subject...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9577 Read Count: 16400 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: September 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Come out to play....the future lies with you
yep... real books. i own "tickle your fancy"
i can't believe i just admitted that. god bless the anonymity of the internet.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5347 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: October 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
AAAHH! that was perfect!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3981 Read Count: 8232 ePub Downloads: 2
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
WHEW! that was awesome! that ending was so perfectly THEM.
one thing though: "...picking up a jelly bean and popping it in his house."
erm... you mean "mouth"?
Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.
Smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20134 ePub Downloads: 5
Date: August 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket
guuuhhhhhh... (in a good way)
perfect mix of sweet and smut. it IS just like jim to be so concerned about HER pleasure. good man... good man.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59139 ePub Downloads: 14
Date: November 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Daybreak
wowzie wow and wow. that was so great!