Penname: darjeelingandcoke Real name: Joe
Member Since: October 01, 2011

Bio:

Just a guy with Jim and Pam on the brain, trying to get the song out of his head by singing it.

Author of the Month June 2021


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Reviews by darjeelingandcoke
Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of brief everyday moments: sleeping, showering, working, eating...(sounds exciting, huh?)

Each part is a mini-one shot (i.e., not a WIP with one ongoing narrative); no spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3731 Read Count: 49552 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 27, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Shiny When Wet

I've just always loved this image of Pam padding after him into the shower and this sort of quiet, intimate moment they have.

Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66182 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 5: Positive

It hurts thinking of Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration having to go on without Phyllis.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: Rerun

Creed might actually live forever is the thing.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 17: Boredom

Pam/Angela friendship to the end.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 19: Memories

Okay, well, these are heartbreaking, but very sweet.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: April 16, 2022 Title: Chapter 20: Pictures

This was really a creative and thoughtful story, liked this a lot.

Summary:

After a scare, Jim ends up in the hospital. Fortunately, pranks always make the day a little bit brighter. Spoilers for 'The Job'.

Except from Chapter Six:

“But Harry Potter is fictional,” Jim reasoned. “And he has Skelo-Grow.”

“I have Skelo-Grow.”

“No. You don’t.” Jim looked bemused.

Dwight pulled a bottle out of his pocket. “Oh yeah? Then what’s this?”

“Bleach.”

Dwight gave a slightly disturbing smile. “That’s to fool the Muggles.”


Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5351 Read Count: 21278 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Skele-Gro

This was highly entertaining. Much as I love a good JAM hurt/comfort fic, it does feel very them that they'd take advantage of Jim's injuries to screw with Dwight.

Summary: She’s trying to pinpoint the moment in time where they had quit being Pam and Jim (whatever that meant, anyway) and where they had started hurting each other at every turn. (Takes place during Ben Franklin)

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 862 Read Count: 2249 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: September 17, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: On a Razor's Edge

Oooof. This hurts so good.

Summary: Past Featured StoryShe couldn’t look in the mirror (at her face, their face) without feeling like she was betraying Amy’s memory. The Office/The 40-Year-Old Virgin Crossover. Rated T
Categories: Other, Past, Crossover
Characters: Kelly
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 922 Read Count: 1535 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: October 03, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thank you so much for turning to your talents to Kelly's genuinely pretty tragic backstory.

In the Pink by lianhanshee Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 6
Summary: For the first few weeks after Ryan's promotion, Toby clings to the possibility that Kelly's suddenly developed an allergy (hey, it happens).

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kelly, Toby
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4528 Read Count: 1675 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2007 Updated: September 23, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 13, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: In the Pink

As a fan of Toby/Kelly on the down low, this one stings. A lot. And feels very true to their characters.

Summary: Kelly/Karen. Kelly and Karen have more in common than you'd normally think. A darker, smuttier look at Kelly's revenge.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Karen, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2995 Read Count: 1792 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: February 07, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Kelly wasn’t sure she’d ever forgive her for that, but it was how she’d learned it was better to be smart but act dumb than be dumb and act smart." I love your take on Kelly (and also Karen's uber-rational devastation), but this was especially insightful I thought.

Summary:

Last night's premiere was full of so much Jammy (or PB&J) goodness that I had to let it out somehow.

Obviously very spoilierish if you haven't seen the episode yet.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 467 Read Count: 5230 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2007 Updated: September 28, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 18, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This feels very them in these heady days of their relationship - still embracing the banter but allowing it to devolve into open expressions of love instead of awkwardness.

Summary: Angela gets a surprise visitor from the beyond, who has some interesting words of advice.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1088 Read Count: 2099 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2007 Updated: September 28, 2007
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Date: September 27, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: A Revenge Request from a Kitty Served Cold

This. Is. AMAZING.

Shenanigans by Stablergirl Rated: MA [Reviews - 18] 10
Summary:

What it's really like this year at Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2055 Read Count: 6737 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2007 Updated: September 28, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 30, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: why they blush

The dialogue in this is PERFECTLY them.

Summary: Just a little scene between Jim and Pam. Set pre-cameras. Not a spoiler in sight.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 414 Read Count: 2993 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2007 Updated: September 30, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: May 03, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: A Scranton Sunrise

Okay, this is lovely and believable and totally them.

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm still quite fond of this one. Quietly Pining Jim has my heart forever <3

Honey by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary:

Her light brown hair feels soft between Sasha’s fingers and her smile is oddly familiar, a memory like dust on an old book. Set about thirty years in the future.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Other
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Slash
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 201 Read Count: 1553 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 13, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: February 15, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Please come back and write the test of this?

Summary: What happens before and after "It's a date." Takes place at the end of "The Job".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2469 Read Count: 13170 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2007 Updated: November 05, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 12, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

"She started to see the facial expressions coming from him that had been absent the last few months. She still remembered the names she had given to each one of them."

Oooooof. That's lovely.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: August 29, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I *love* the detail of the reference to Booze Cruise. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with next!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 12, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Jim being grumpy about her Sudoku record even as they have their third first kiss is a really nice and funny touch.

Author's Response: Listen. You weren't supposed to find this one. This was the one I wrote as a wee teenager instead of paying attention in my math class. But I'm glad you enjoyed it anyway! Hahaha

Summary: Past Featured Story... And Other Stupid Sayings Pam Learns Might Not Be So Stupid After All. Pam's journey of self-discovery to her beach confession.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3345 Read Count: 2240 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2007 Updated: October 19, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: October 18, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is a really good take on Pam's journey - and how it is but isn't about Jim.

Summary: A new sport for Kevin and Oscar: Trying to out Jim & Pam. Plus: PB & J in the sack. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kevin, Oscar
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1641 Read Count: 2352 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2007 Updated: October 20, 2007
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Date: September 16, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

There is not enough Oscar/Kevin friendship fic out there.

Summary:

My (second?) contribution to the Money post-ep business.  Jim and Pam have dinner and something's a little off.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2558 Read Count: 5608 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2007 Updated: October 21, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 18, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

As fundamentally cheerful as S4 was, it feels like there had to have been some moments like this that we didn't see. Thank you for writing one.

"I would just go home from work and lay in my room and stare at the ceiling, and like I could feel how long my life was going to be" - really, all of Jim's dialogue in this is so cutting.

Summary: Michael accuses Dwight of borrowing one of his favorite DVD's two years ago... and not returning it. Unable to prove himself innocent, Dwight gets his hands on the rough footage from that day and makes everyone watch to find the real culprit. But when a terrible secret Jim has kept from Pam comes to light, can the two new lovers survive?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8689 Read Count: 14170 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2007 Updated: January 24, 2008
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 13, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: ACT THREE AND EPILOGUE

This was a lot of fun - we get basically no canon discussion of Jim and Pam's past after they get together, and it's fascinating to see how they might view it from the perspective of Season 4. And the stolen DVD plot was hilarious - well worth the writing of the two scripts.

Summary: Past Featured StoryChristmas time at Dunder-Mifflin means two things. Romance, and celebrating African-American heritage. A script-based take on the Season 4 Christmas episode.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: The Office Scripts
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11706 Read Count: 18717 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2007 Updated: November 13, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: February 08, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Act One

Ah, I do enjoy a good sticking-it-to-corporate-Ryan scene

Summary: Three conversations take place under starry skies. Four lives are forever changed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8934 Read Count: 11643 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: September 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: so she fills up her sails with my wasted breath (and each one's more wasted than the others, you can bet)

This is a really good take on these conversations about what Jim was thinking during this time period.