Penname: rulesofjinx Real name: Heather
Member Since: November 28, 2006

Bio:
i'm a college student who became obsessed with the office when my roommate bought the second season on dvd and we watched it all in the course of 3 days. i'm a huge Jam shipper and i waste WAY too much time on this website reading all these amazing fics. 
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Reviews by rulesofjinx
Summary: Pam and Jim learn why sex in the shower can be dangerous.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Married, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: The Sexual Misadventures of Pam and Jim
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5680 Read Count: 8038 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: June 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

haha! Alice is perceptive! ok, this is hilarious and so cute! Pam trying to take care of Jim is lovely, and it's so sweet how she's embarrassed to call the ambulance. lovely job, i can't wait to see how you wrap things up :) 

Author's Response: Maybe unbelievably perceptive...but hey it works!  I struggled with Pam in this, but I just know that if uncboy were injured in such a way, I would just want to curl up and die before having to explain to anyone!  I'm glad that (with the help of my betas) I finally got the balance right between embarrassed Pam and sweet concerned Pam.  Thanks for the review and thank you for reading.

Summary: Whether you love or hate what Andy Bernard chooses to be, you have to wonder if he's always been that way. He has.  This is a multi-chapter backstory on Andy Bernard. All chapters are stand-alone. The 'T' rating is for references to alcohol and minor suggestive adult themes.

Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: Childhood, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4703 Read Count: 6219 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: June 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Andy Bernard is NOT The Kid


This is SO pitiful! but i KNOW that Andy WAS That Kid. I really love Andy's character, so i'm glad you're doing this. you're off to a great start and i can't wait to see where you take it :) 

Author's Response:

Thanks so much, rulesofjinx!  Once you think about it, it makes so much sense that Andy was that kid!  It is sort of pitiful, but we all make it, right?  He does have a life, and parents who love him, so he's ahead of some other people!  Plus, he has such a great defense mechanism set up for himself as an adult.  (He's forced to go to Anger Management, so he calls himself "management material"?  Priceless.)

It'll be a while before it's updated, but everything should stand on its own...

Thanks so much for reviewing. 

Summary: Just a brief exchange between Jim and Pam after their first date.

Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 703 Read Count: 3570 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2007 Updated: June 23, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: June 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Up All Night

*sigh* that is oh-so-sweet! i love that neither of them can sleep, the prank planning with schrute bucks and of course the "I love you too" oh... it's great :) 

Summary: Past Featured StoryA series of Michael talking heads.  Speculation for Season 4.
Categories: Other
Characters: Michael
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 588 Read Count: 2078 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2007
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Date: June 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Musings

This is really funny and you did a great job of capturing Michael. I can see him saying all of these things. 

Summary: "She tried to think of a time that she had totally agreed with anything that Ryan had ever said to her, but nothing came to mind." Kelly/Andy. Oneshot.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly, Kelly/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 2209 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2007 Updated: June 29, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

great kandy, but i also love how you threw in the jam wedding at the end :) 

Summary:

Improv Fic answer to MorningAngel's five elements posted on the MTT boards. Jim and Pam Celebrate July 4th, 2008.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 443 Read Count: 3042 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2007 Updated: July 03, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

nice story from this set of elements :) of course i heart jam fluff, so of course i think it's nice. 

Summary: Pam's a little bit miserable during her time of the month. Hopefully Jim can help make it better.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31225 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
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Date: July 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

wow. karen sucks. but michael's even worse. this is getting interesting...

Summary: Past Featured StoryTandem Writing. A die-hard Jammer and a not-so-Jammer write alternating paragraphs to write a coherent story...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 2125 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
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Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Tandem writing: Pamatosis and Night Swept

This was hilarious. thanks for a good laugh :)

Summary:

What would have happened if Jim had been a little later getting back to the office?


Categories: Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15236 Read Count: 48544 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: January 29, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

ok... so are you telling me that Pam's not dead and they identified the wrong person, or that something very strange is going on? also, i noticed in the last chapter that the car hit the driver's side... wasn't Jenny driving b/c Pam was drunk? I was very hesitant to read this b/c I was sad that Pam was dead, but now that i've started I can't stop. I really love it. I hope you update soon and answer all my questions. :) 

Author's Response: well I think its safe to answer your questions here.  Yeah Jenny was driving b/c Pam was drunk, and the car hit the drivers side. But the people assumed that since it was Pam's car she ahd been the driver. Also, I will explain how the mix up in dienification happened. It will not be prety for certain characters.

Summary: Past Featured StoryIt's about damn time -- not only for Pam & Jim to go on a date, but for me to get in on this whole fanfic writing thing. I hear it's the next big thing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5345 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: July 10, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hehe i like this. it's much better than any first fic i could write, so keep going. of course you'd go straight in for the kill and have jim pantsless in your first fic... hehe

Author's Response: Thank ROJ.  I'm afraid I'm not very patient when it comes to Pantless!Jim.  I'll bet Pam isn't either.

Summary: They had both waited more than long enough.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1170 Read Count: 3959 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: July 11, 2007
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Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: wake up where you are

ah, sweet fluff. thanks for that. 

Silence by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 13] 3
Summary:

It really went badly, and not in a “wacky hijinx that we can laugh about later,” way.  Takes place the evening after "The Job"


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 723 Read Count: 3299 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: July 11, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i want to believe that their first date was perfect, but i love this story in spite of that. the date is real in all it's flaws, yet they still love each other and still have high hopes for the future. great job! 

Author's Response: Thank you! I'd already written about perfect first dates twice, so....heh. Really, though, I believe it will all be wonderful for them, but it won't be perfect- and that's OK. Thank you so much, again!

Summary: Every couple have their fights. For Jim and Pam, the point of contention was something most couples never even have to deal with: being caught on camera expressing affection.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2760 Read Count: 4521 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love

hehehe, we all knew Jim had to give in, in the end :) good for him. I like how I could actually see the two of them having this argument, and because of how much the two of them have changed this past season, Pam would be the one OK with the camera seeing things.  nice job!


Author's Response: thank you for the review, RoJ!  I'm glad the argument seemed believable.  :-)

When... by mizjessica08 Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 3
Summary:

Short set of "When he/she..." Yay!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2508 Read Count: 11705 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2007 Updated: August 16, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When She's Sick

so sweet. *sigh* i love fluffy Jim-taking-care-of-Pam stories. and the thought of Jim Halpert singing anyone to sleep is enough to put a smile on my face. 

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing ;]! I'm glad you liked it!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: When He's Drunk

this story is what's flippin' sweet! so Drunk!Jim is always fun, but Pregnant!Pam taking care of him is even better :) what a way to put a smile on my face! 



Author's Response: Again, I'm glad you liked it and thanks (x10) for reviewing! Hug!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: When She's Mad

definitely not lame. i really like it. it's another great thing to explore with this fic and i love the thought that he just smiles and waits her out.

Author's Response: Thanks! I felt like...when she's THAT mad, and he knows what she's capable of (throwing things), he's just got to stay out of the way and let her be mad.

Summary:

While experiencing writer's block for "Grow a Pair," I thought, "what about the other moments when Pam could have "made things right" so to speak?  There were plenty of times in Season 2, but for the sake of my ADD, I will limit myself to Season 3 so I won't get bored and never finish. 

Basically, each chapter (or series of chapters, when stated) is a brief "what if" of episodes in S3 when Pam could've been bolder and made things right with Jim, or when Jim could've made one different choice, and kept things "open" with Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9297 Read Count: 25792 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: August 04, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Diwali

hehehe! i love the throwback to the swaying! i just watched that episode again this weekend, and i'm so upset that she refused to call it dancing. it sooo obviously was. ok that's not the only thing i love about this though. the conversation with Michael is perfectly awkward, and I love that the whole thing with Jim and Karen never happened. if only this was really the way things went. 

Summary:

A pool party and a shirtless Jim. Need I say more?

Another story in the series - Jim Halpert: More Than the Sum of His Parts


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Bob Vance, Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2972 Read Count: 7349 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Splish Splash

hahahaha! i love how you provide fluff, Jim's hotness, and hilarity all at the same time :) i LOVE this. maybe b/c you've uncovered something we're all dying to see... Jim shirtless... ok... i need to go spend some time with that mental image now. thanks. bye! 

Author's Response: anything to do to help, rulesofjinx!  Glad you enjoyed it!!

Talk by Annabel Winslow Rated: M [Reviews - 171] 72
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59127 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: New Territory

i also love this Pam. some people write her and it's too much, but you nailed it, i think. is it weird that i can hear Jim in my head saying, "Absolutely, and now it's your turn"? i think i love this show a little too much. good thing i have people like you to write lovely fanfiction such as this. 

also, smutcakes is my new favorite word. thanks! 



Author's Response: Thank you, that's a wonderful compliment.  I can't take credit for smutcakes, unfortunately.  I'm not sure who coined that lovely term.

Summary:

Terrorists invade Dunder Mifflin. Jim and Pam are the only hope for their officemates to get out alive. Close quarters in an airduct and looking death in the face give Jim and Pam the kick in the pants they need to get get together. Takes place after "Beach Games" and before "The Job". A/U.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3402 Read Count: 7779 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: October 31, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Split-Second Decisions

hehe this could be fun :)


Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary:

A teenage Pam goes to meet up with Roy at his summer job at the Home Depot, and while waiting for him she runs into Jim for the first time. 

A response to the summer job challenge. Part 1 of my "Construction of the Heart" series.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Summer Jobs
Series: Construction of the Heart
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2513 Read Count: 5566 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2007 Updated: July 17, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is great on several levels. i love that they immediately start flirting with each other. also, you managed to include Dwight so... you're awesome. It's a great fic, very funny. 

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it.  Loads of opportunity for D-Mers.  Thanks for the great review!

Summary: Pam gets some help with her problems with Jim, from herself. From before "Beach Games" through their 1st Date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29393 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2008
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: October 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Electric City

seriously, this is like the best thing ever. i've been feeling convicted lately of imagining Jim to be too much of a romantic, but oh freaking well. he ought to be romantic! this was a GREAT date and they're so precious! i also love how Pam kind of realized that Angel and Devil aren't gonna be around too much longer. it's perfect. *sigh* 

Author's Response: I concur fully with that. Nobody is a perfect boyfriend, of course, but in my mind he would want to do something romantic and special for their first date. Also, like I said in the story, he had to have thought about this for years, so I think its pretty realistic to think he's going to bring it on their first date. Sadly, Angel and Devil are not too much longer for this world, though they will play a more prominent role next chapter. Thanks for the review and kind words rulesofjinx.

Summary: With every break-up comes the awkward ritual of returning of each other's things. Here's a glimpse into those awkward moments.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18719 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: CDs

I definitely think that this is gonna be hard to read, but i'm intrigued anyway. it must be that awesome writing of your's :) i really do love the thoughts going through her head with the box, and summer time, and the Snapple. 



Author's Response: Well thanks!  I appreciate you pushing through even with it being hard to read.  Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Scarf

gah! this makes me so sad. i love it though. b/c it's still real, still them. will you ever answer the infamous ? of how they broke up? 

Author's Response: I might, I might not ;)  Stay tuned and thanks for reading!

Reviewer: rulesofjinx Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Boxers

this is more like it. i'd love to believe that even if they did break up, they could have a little of that Jam factor. also, Jim almost saying he got lucky made me laugh SO hard!

Author's Response: Hehe that was my favorite part to write :) Thanks for reading!