Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Ice by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 30] 24
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is set several weeks post-Merger. No spoilers, all speculation.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Karen, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3270 Read Count: 6953 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2006 Updated: December 07, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration to the Rescue. I can just imagine the costume. A blue cape, with a penguin in front of a fridge. That logo would be in a yellow circle, of course. The front logo would just say BV,VR. He would be more famous than superman. Colder than the artic, its BOB VANCE, VANCE REFRIGDERATION!

Okay, that "oh bob vance... yes" both distrubs me and makes me giggle.

And then you go and ruin it by bringing in Karen. Really, I like to think Karen really is just a figment of our collective nightmare. Or something like that.

Jim followed her.

I think I would be unable to look at Jim either. Okay, seriously, I am just like seeing this. I mean, its not just words, I can see it in my mind. Which means its great, totally awesome. Just imagine some girly Kelly seal of approval, and that's basically my train of thought. Because I really am a Kelly :P.

"“I didn’t fucking misinterpret anything.”"
Oh my god.
whoa.
wow
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa

wow

Author's Response:

All right, here I am again, catching up on review responses, so get ready Emily.  :o)  (Actually, I've only got a little time left to devote to them today, but you'll be hearing from me sporadically for all those great reviews you left....)

Funny you mention the BV, VR bits, because I wrote this before Phyllis's Wedding aired, and it was hilarious to me that he said the full name/business affiliation in his wedding vows!  I was hoping they'd do that.

Yep, I shouldn't have tried to make this more than a oneshot; I think it would've been stronger had I left it at one chapter with Jim's, "I didn't fucking misinterpret anything."  I was really hoping we'd get to see Pam walk in on Karen and Jim kissing (though I suspect I'm the only person in America who wished for such a thing, lol) just because I think it would've forced them (Jim & Pam) to confront CN.  But all's well that ends well, right?

Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Karen. Karen there.
That can't be good.

" “Care to tell me what that was about?” She asked coolly.  
He swallowed hard, then chuckled. “Not really, no.”
"
Haha! *giggle*

I like your Karen better than real Karen. Your Karen knows when to disappear. Real Karen just sticks aroud and mucks everythin up. Plus, your Karen seems like a real person. Which is why I am hating the fact that I am feeling sorry for her.

Girls have cooties? NOPE. Its boys who have them. Tons. They are everywhere on those icky boys.

I love contagious laughing. My boy's laugh is cotagious. Of course, he is two. But his laugh is so super contagious. Heck, his smile is contagious. I love my boy :)

Okay. That explains Karen and Jim's relationship. But Pam and Jim's is much better. :)

Author's Response:

Your entire review just cracked me up -- glad to hear that you like my Karen better than the real one, lol.  And yep, boys do have cooties, but it's kind of nice when their smiles & laughter are contagious.  I've always said that one of the best things about my husband is that he makes me laugh every single day of my life -- can't ask for better than that, right?  ...Well, except for Karen to have dumped Jim after TR, but....

Thanks for reviewing!

Summary:

Just a larger-than-the-average drabble I had an idea for with these two. Light hearted conversation, teasing, and you can let your imagination do the rest!


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 853 Read Count: 1433 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2006 Updated: November 28, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I need Pillows. Although, I will admit Jim's shoulders would be a fine subsitute.

"between friends.  Best friends.  The very best. "
Yep. The very most awesomest together best friends.

I like how this isn't totally Jam its just friendship JAM and it shows why they are totally meant to be together.


Author's Response: I have this funny view on Jam where I like the idea of them in love, but because it's this deep love thing and not so much blatant lust, I prefer settings where they're just being themselves rather than getting it on like animals.  Does that make sense?  At any rate, thank you!

Summary:

Fancy New Beesely's made some changes since...

Originally posted as just "Pillows", but then that spawned more ideas. ^_^


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2326 Read Count: 21656 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2006 Updated: February 11, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Tea

Haha, Kurt. Definitly Kurt. :). I liked reading how you slowly owned more Office things in your disclaimer. The DVDs are at least a start... we need to find a way to own Jim though (I get him first! Then I shall clone him with my mad science skills)

Author's Response: Hehe.. I do like the name Kurt, actually. But now I can never, ever use it.. And it's true, I aqcuired more and more Office stuff during the writing time for this. And yes, someday I will have a Jim Halpert of my very own!

Summary:

pam lets the moments go. and she doesn't call.

set sometime during the summer between casino night and gay witch hunt.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 140 Read Count: 880 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2006 Updated: November 29, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

its sad, but i have a list like that that reminds me of either JAM or one of the other fictional couples I am hopelessly romantic about. Its so sad. so many ordinary items make me just go "sigh, swoon, squee" whatever the case may be about that particular couple. haha

Summary: Set right after 'The Convict'. Jim's prank on Pam backfires slightly when Andy reveals something. Just a little over a hundred words.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119 Read Count: 1951 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: November 30, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Backfire

Aww, this was a good reread after happiness and fluff ended the season. Poor Andy, totally obvious. Unfortionatly, Jim was a bit oblivious also. But all is well now.

We by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 49] 40
Summary: Pam and Jim are having twins.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 913 Read Count: 4545 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2006 Updated: November 30, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: We

this was so good. i loved the conversational aspect of it, instead of it being descriptions and thoughts and a normal story paragraph way. and then of course, the babies thoughts.

and then the mention of Wikipedia made me laugh, because of The Negotiation which (since this was written preNegotiation) was just entirely considiental, but still. 



Author's Response: Thanks, Emily - I appreciate the specifics! :)

Summary:

“Oh great.” Michael muttered. “Another Captain Jack.”

 

My attempt at a crossover...


Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3570 Read Count: 3127 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2006 Updated: December 04, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is it wrong I really want to try to email those email addresses? I always want to try. Also, those AIM s/ns people come up with.

That annoying little paper clip is super annoying. It deserves to die. Okay, I mean, I turn it off as soon as I can, but seriously. It should go to paperclip hell or wherever dead evil paperclips go!

"so now there’s a jellybean in his pencil cup. We showed him! "
Oooh, they so got him!

My mouse was in the right place, where "summoning", it was blocking part of the n, and it turned into 'summoring' And I really didn't know what that word was.

Is it wrong that I think JellyBean Coffee could be a new hit?

Isn't it perfect how Captain Jack is already his name. Perfect. (and this is making me want to watch PotC... Is it as entertaining as TO?)

You have Toby/Michael down pat. And "prejudice..mental" is so Michael. Toby is of course being prejudice..mental. I know it, you know it, Michael knows it.

Aww, Jim is jealous of the pirate.
So silly.

Finest Hour by girl7 Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 7
Summary: Apparently, 133 words is the closest I can come to a drabble....Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 142 Read Count: 2699 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2006 Updated: December 04, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i am quite amazed you were able to cut this from 1900 words to just over 100 and still leave it as amazing at it is. its so good with the call back from boys and girls and he so does still feel it, and she took a chance and called him on it. and so good. and the perfect midday distraction (i figured i would fail my class if i tried to read some of your other stories)

Maybe by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 17
Summary:

An answer to one of life's great mysteries...what has happened to parts of Jim's wardrobe?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1048 Read Count: 3229 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2006 Updated: December 04, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Maybe

I love how all the scenes from those episodes - just totally were in my mind, I could picture them! It could be because you described em so well.. of the fact that I ahve watched the episodes a thousand times... who really knows?

I love the image of Pam's tounge sticking out a little bit as she concentrates. Just so cute!

God, rereading about CN still breaks my heart, even though I know there is happiness in their (eventual) future. Still so sad and painful.

Sweet story... very cool use of color.



Author's Response: Thank you EmilyH.  This one was tough to write because I wrote it at a time I was striving to remain hopeful.  Glad you liked it.

Thankful by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 11
Summary: It's the day before Thanksgiving, and Pam has something for Jim.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 678 Read Count: 2861 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2006 Updated: December 04, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww, its months past thanksgiving, but ijust found it and it makes me happy since far to many episodes have past without something like this happening! 

Eggshells by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 35] 25
Summary: Pam tries to explain her choices to the biggest JAM fan there is.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Other, Roy
Genres: Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1306 Read Count: 3950 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2006 Updated: December 08, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

There is an order to why I am reading stories in the way I am. Now I am reading E's. Because E's are almost as awesome as J's.
Anyways, I think I read this, but I couldn't find my review, so I figure why not read it again. Because its not as if I have a life I should deal with.

"I think so. You're crazy, you know."
You are crazy. I am crazy. Pam is crazy. Jim is crazy. We are all one giant pot of crazy.

Oh and my response to being told I am crazy is also thank you. Or an I know. Or you are too.

Oh this is a wonderful analogy though. i will never be able to look at eggs the same way.

Ah, I love how Pam just let it slip out.

Such an awesome story. :)

Author's Response:

Thank you very much, my dear! I think most of us are crazy in one way or another- it just depends on how well we hide it!  I'm glad you enjoyed your re-read. Thanks again!

Summary: Jim and Pam share a nice Christmas moment.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 675 Read Count: 2621 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2006 Updated: December 09, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww two awesome happy moments :)

Oracle Mom by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 91] 53
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - The Jim and Pam saga affects more than just those two. Sometimes it's hard to sit by and be a mother while those two dance around the subject.

New Chapter added - more Jim/Pam holiday fluffiness.  :-)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27202 Read Count: 39404 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: December 11, 2006 Updated: November 25, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - What She Reaps

okay, short review because all i have to say is this chapter made me just happy!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - What She Causes

They got married. Seriously, my face is breaking my smile is so huge. SO happy!

oh my god, that moment in the kitchen flashback is so sweet and perfect it really has me in tears. they are so perfect and sweet and happy together, and now they really are in canon also and its just so happy.

Now, because of course, there is no romantic moment that can't be ruined by chemistry, when Pam was talking about how long its been since she drank champagne, my brain starts calculating her BAC. Oh yeah, trust me, that takes you out of the moment.

ya know if anyone ad to be the girl that jim slept with in his old bedroom, glad it was pam.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - What She Does

I had to look up ennui. Never heard that word before!

Hehe. Yeah, I am like Jessica. Me and my mom, everyone things we are close, but yeah, important stuff, she knows nottin!

Sparkle. That seems really right.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: February 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - What She Sees

Thanksgiving isn't big at my house. We live so far from any relatives that its always just us. We've had an odd grandparent down here some years, but it always seems strange to have more than just the four (now three) of us. I remember growing up, and even now reading these stories, the rest of my family all lives up north. They do have these huge family get togethers. And I always wished I was a part of it. But I also know that if I was up there, it would be strange and uncomfortable for me.
/ramble.

Lets see - Jim with bed head in worn grey tshirt, pajama pants, and barefoot. Excuse me while I daydream.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(whoa, also, right now, really really pretty sunset outside)

I always help my mom with the cooking. Me and brother both have to make dinner once a week, but I actually don't, because I help with dinner 6 nights a week. I just claim one night as a meal I made.

You don't need coffee for a double major. You only need it if you plan on having a life also. And since I decided that having a life was totally not important, I survived on fanfic alone.

Wow. Pam would look awesome in that outfit /girlcrush.

Now those muffins sound so yummy. I happen to love both banana nut and chocolate muffins... yum

Come on Jim and Pam. Sure you might think you are comfortable each on your own side, but you know you would be happier cuddling up together.

Damn then you go and dress Jim in green. Green does wonders for him.

Okay, just the idea of the two of them on the chair and then Pam getting sleepy - warms my heart. I so want a Jim.

Ya know, I just did a real life break, checking emails, and it just blew my mind that it isn't Thanksgiving time. This story put me so much into that mindset I really was like, "oh, wait, its feburary"

Aww, the idea of Pam.... okay, just that entire Pam and Jim sleeping in that chair and its just so perfect and happy.

Thats how I play. Its not over util I'm winning. But somehow its not as much fun when you are competeing against mom.

They kissed they kissed they kissed they kissed they kissed. Seriously so happy right now.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - What She Knows

So I was certain I had read this. Like, because it was always rec'd like crazy. But I couldn't find a review. Anyways, you updated it so I was going to read it anyways. But then I did find an anonymous review I did. But oh well. That review was lame.

JONATHAN PLAYS SOCCER! A boy after my own heart. Seriously, I may love Jonathan more than Jim. First paragraph in actually, but whatever. But he is smart, and a researcher, and behavioral science. Um, pretty awesome.

Okay, even just reading that one line "she's engaged" breaks my heart. (yes, a lot of things break my heart about their relationship).

I love how close Jim and his mom are. Me and my mom are close, but I don't talk to her about stuff like that (not that there ever is anyting to talk about). But yeah. I think Jim would have a close relationship with his mom.

Summary: Original hesitant title was "Five Christmas Moments in the Office that Jim Really Disliked, and Five That Actually Made Him Really Happy" so that should also be a pretty clear summary. 10 random Christmas moments Jim had over the years - skipping over this Christmas entirely, so no spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4016 Read Count: 20769 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2006 Updated: December 12, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

that first situation - awkward turtle!

but that second sitatuion - more than makes up for it.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Wow, poor Jim... can't participate in secret santa.

aww, and Pam to the rescue. :)

Author's Response: Thanks for reading/for your comments! :)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Wow. A whole box of condoms. That.... that is way to Michael....

And tall jim and short Angela and drunk angela in particular is fun.

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, Dwight and Jim... getting along. Seems nearly impossible to believe, but it must be true.

But yes, a matching tie... that would be a deal breaker.

Thats sweet of Phyllis. :)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

something practical is exactly what my mom wants for her birthday. if we get her something ... nice... she returns it. and buys like a broom. its so sad.

Poor Jim, he would have done it. And Roy actually did it right... for once.

wow that christmas would be magical.

Summary:

This is a Pam POV, done through a mix CD she has made for herself. I started last December and have just finished writing out the next few chapters. It will be five chapters in all and I promise a happy ending.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2719 Read Count: 4260 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2006 Updated: April 19, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: March 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Weight of My Words

I may have to get some of these songs. but i am enjoying this.keep writing. interesting to see songs reflecting life

Summary: Good, clean holiday fluff -- Jim, Pam, lots of Halperts, and a baby on the way...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2861 Read Count: 5930 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2006 Updated: December 23, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A Halpert Family Christmas

"Larissa smiled.  "Do you know what it's going to be yet?"
Pam frowned.  "Besides a baby?"
"A boy or a girl.""
I laughed way to hard at this. I scared my dog!

This was so cute. I love pregnant Pam, I love meeting Jim's family. And cute kids. And holiday time. So great :D