Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

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Summary:

Short drabbleish stream of consciousness thing on Pam during "Cocktails".


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 1829 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: February 23, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Simple.  Nice.  Sometimes this is just what you need.

Summary:

Mostly Pams POV. Pam has finally become one with the Fancy New Beesly.

Spoilers through Cocktails.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1699 Read Count: 1615 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: February 23, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: People Kill For Love.

As far as I can tell you've captured them well.  Then again, I've only been watching the show since this season, so I'm not exactly an expert.  Though to me, this fic screams not for steaminess, but for violence.  And then steaminess.

A Sweetness by lama Rated: M [Reviews - 14] 3
Summary: Past Featured Story

For all she’d tried to deny it, there was something about him that simply made her happy. 

An Improv!Fic peek inside Jan's mind during her trip to Sandals Jamaica.


Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2267 Read Count: 1953 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Michael/Jan makes me happy.  I kind of picture your Michael as one of those fluffy little dogs - often annoying yet cuddly...

Summary: Past Featured Story

Written for PuffingNoise's Improv!Fic elements, which are listed at the end. Pure fluff. :)


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1009 Read Count: 2449 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Little Things

You killed a crab though.  I cannot condone this.  Unless there's garlic butter.



Author's Response: Oh, come on, of COURSE there's garlic butter. It was actually under Jim's bed too, I just didn't get that far in the story. Thanks for reading! :)

Summary: The three little words Ryan never wants to hear. 
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 965 Read Count: 1370 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2007 Updated: February 26, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: do you want to buy a rocket

What?  A happy non humour non making fun of Kelly and/or Ryan Ryan/Kelly fic?  Has that ever been done before?  Even if it has, your are certainly a trailblazer among us.

Author's Response: Hmm, so does that mean you liked it? ;) Hope so!  I really enjoy Ryan and Kelly's characters, there is so much under the surface there.  I (sometimes unfortunately) often find myself really identifying with Ryan's character, even as a girl. 

Summary: Post-Cocktails. Many, many truths are revealed.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8626 Read Count: 14368 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2007 Updated: March 02, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: What have I done to deserve this?

Deleted scenes in a fic?  Why that's just nutty!

Stanley always rocks - without putting much effort into it.

Summary: Pam has friends in many interesting places. And who ever imagined Dwight as Cupid? Spoilers through Cocktails
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3675 Read Count: 5817 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Dwight saves the day?  Who would have thought?

Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137734 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: June 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Truth

I realized that I never actually got around to finishing reading this since I was waiting for it to be finished before I tackled it and I'm just rereading from the beginning again and nearly busted a gut at Kenny.

Autumn Treat by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 5
Summary:

Michael and Jan. Halloween. Marriage. Boo!

Written as a response to a 5 elements improv!fanfic - finished in under 2 hours.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Pam, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2762 Read Count: 4641 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2007 Updated: February 28, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Wedding bells and pumpkin soup

Phyllis and Bob had better watch out if Kevin gets hungry...

Summary: Toby and Pam go to the beach. Spoilers for Cocktails (though nothing major), and a deleted scene from Traveling Salesman.  Improv!Fic/Five random objects
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam, Toby
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1274 Read Count: 1888 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2007 Updated: February 28, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Day At the Beach

It's hard to write a happy Toby fic because well, we've never seen him happy.  Pam and little fluffy dogs would help that situation though.  If not, I'll gladly take them.

Patterns by Misao7 Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 8
Summary: Past Featured Story

But Jim likes the way Jim's room is, and if it's only a few strokes, he can pretend it's all still the same.

Jim tries to paint his room one day, but never quite finishes the job.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 954 Read Count: 2851 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 02, 2007 Updated: March 02, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

As long as Gil doesn't show up to criticize Jim's home decor...

Summary: Three-part series detailing three times Pam stayed over at Karen's and realized something new.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Karen, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5600 Read Count: 9009 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Renovations

I can't wait to see where you take this because it's been so good so far.

Maybe Jim likes to go commando every so often...

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288957 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Before the taking of a toast and tea

You know, thanks to you everyone in this fandom is going to be obsessed with squirrels.  There are already squirrels popping up all over in inexplicable places.  Soon you'll be the leader of a squirrel worshipping cult of Office fans, collecting nuts and hiding up in trees all over the place.

Author's Response: It's all part of my plan for total world domination....shhhh!

Summary:

I caved and wrote a post-Cocktail fic that can be best described by Jim's Talking Head from Season 2 Ep 6:

Fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6450 Read Count: 9847 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: ohhh, the bitch is back

What a way to end this!  I've been waiting for a catfight in this fandom forever.  Sure it's not exactly likely, but damn, it's fun.  And Angela getting in a fight is just perfect.  I can believe that.

Author's Response: Haha, me too! I thought you'd be the first to throw one out actually, hehe.  I can totally see Angela getting in a fight, she's scrappy!

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Gentlemen, to your corners...

If I were a more prolific writer I probably would have done a catfight.  Hell, I may still - eventually.  I prefer to joke about it though, rather than actually doing it.  I'm just glad someone did it, and yours was so fun (I never expected Kelly to be first one in, but that's great too).

Author's Response: You may not be a prolific writer (yet), but I've really enjoyed all of your fics so far and I hope you keep posting :) I'm glad you had fun reading it!

Farewell by BeckySue Rated: K [Reviews - 44] 10
Summary:

“Pam? Well, we are more like acquaintances now. She does her own thing and I do mine. It’s best this way if you think about it,”  Jim said into the camera.

Pam is leaving Dunder Mifflin. Where do Jim and Pam stand before her departure?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10696 Read Count: 13192 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was damned good.  Just Wow.  I don't think I've ever seen this done before (for such a simple concept, that's odd, but I guess people don't want to think about that possibility).  But you took it, and you nailed it.  I'm not sure if I want to see where you take it, though, because you said it perfectly already.

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Well, I didn't want you to take this past a oneshot, but now that you have I guess you have to continue.

Summary: A look from Jim's perspective at the week following his fateful "yes." Specifically reconciling his failure to break up with Karen and pursue Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1495 Read Count: 2418 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 09, 2007 Updated: March 09, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Meaning of Yes

Well, we all know this is going to blow up in everyone's faces, but you've done some great work here exposing the why.  Nicely done.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Everything melts eventually, and then it all tastes the same.

Jim & Kevin, outside in the bushes during Phyllis' Wedding.  Slash-ish-ish. :)


Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Jim, Kevin
Genres: Oneshot, Slash
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1312 Read Count: 4301 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 09, 2007 Updated: March 09, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Melts In Your Mouth

Am I the only one who read a little too much into that title?  Yes?

Author's Response: Hahaha, I wondered if someone would mention something about the things implied in the title.  You win a prize for that.  Perhaps a bag of M&Ms.  

Summary:

stories/406/images/MTT-5TKK-small.jpgIt's not that Karen didn't see the signs, she just chose to ignore them...

Vignettes take place either during or close to episodes, including a post-Cocktails vignette.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1253 Read Count: 4754 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 10, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well, that's depressing.  Poor girl.

Maybe by grapenutbeats Rated: M [Reviews - 7] 2
Summary: Lunch at IHOP and an awkward confrontation with Dwight and Angela somehow lead to a predictable conclusion. Post-Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3382 Read Count: 1353 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Maybe not entirely consistent with their personalities as shown this season, but adequately mentally scarring and treats Karen better than most (I think most people on this site would rather run her over with a bus, which is just mean).  It's pretty good.

Author's Response: I think the whole premise goes against their characters, but I wanted to try a solution that would be the least damaging to Karen... and I figured the only way to do that well was to put her in control.  I hope it worked well enough!  I have too much sympathy for her as a character.  Thanks for the comments :)

Summary:

It's 6am in Scranton, where are all our favorite Dunder-Miffliners?


Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1397 Read Count: 26884 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Sometimes she'd wake up and smile

You know, it really bothers me that so many people really hate Karen for the heinous crime of daring to date Jim while not being Pam.  I'm glad that you portray her in a sympathetic light.

Author's Response: Yeah, I think it's easy to get caught up in bashing Karen, just because you love Jam, but for the most part I personally think she's a really cool girl that's stuck in a really sucky situation. Anyways, thank you for the review, I really appreciate your feedback!

Summary:

We're a glacier (frozen but moving).

Update:It's done!

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2689 Read Count: 26160 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 15, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was one helluva mood piece.  I'd give more insightful feedback, but I'm trying to watch a hockey game at the same time, so I've got nothing other than vague praise.

Author's Response:

:D yay hockey!

Thank you for reviewing! 

Summary:

A short example of the type of literary masterpiece that suits the new "Bad Fanfic" challenge. Please enjoy the glory of this great work of art. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

 Disclaimer - I didn't write this... my dog did. He may own the Office and all it's characters. If he does, he's not sharing it with me.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Creed, Darryl, Karen, Kevin, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 864 Read Count: 2500 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: So very, very bad

Your dog is much more literate than my dog.

Author's Response: Yeah, but my momma's uglier. And I've met your dog. Not. that. smart.

Summary: Jim and Pam see each other out in a club, set in season 2. Smut happens.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3399 Read Count: 16843 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You have such bad timing.  Pam's supply closet fantasy immediately after Maybe Once's The Hot Sex in the Supply Closet Story Badfic posting?  I couldn't read you two paragraphs without laughing.  I think there may just be something wrong with my brain.

Author's Response: I actually read that right after I posted mine, and laughed. That was a random thought, and only one paragraph of the entire story.