Penname: GodInThisChilis Real name: Melissa
Member Since: April 01, 2007

Bio:

Author of the Month July 2018

I teach 8th grade US History and I love the Office. I'm new to fic writing but am having a great time.


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Reviews by GodInThisChilis
Summary: What happens when Jim gets a call from Pam as he's sitting in the back seat of Karen's car.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1159 Read Count: 2523 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2006 Updated: November 03, 2006
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: In the Back Seat

Great little scene and totally believable. Thanks!

Summary: Separated by distance and circumstance
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1229 Read Count: 2643 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2006 Updated: February 22, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Oh wow! This is awesome!

Author's Response: Thank you so much.  It's really great to see interest in this even though it's taking me months to update.

Author's Response: Thank you so much.  It's really great to see interest in this even though it's taking me months to update.

Summary: Five alternate versions of Casino Night.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3822 Read Count: 18225 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2006 Updated: December 16, 2006
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: five - all in

Wow! Just wow! All of these stories were so "in character" and lovely! Thanks!

Author's Response: No, thank YOU GitChilis!

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 76249 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

What an excellent break-up scene. I love how you handled this.

Author's Response: Yay - thanks!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Oh, such angsty goodness. I am LOVING this!

Author's Response: Oh yay - glad the angst isn't bringing you down!  Thanks --

Summary: Dunder-Mifflin's Quarterly Comraderie Event takes the office to basic training! Competition and hilarity ensue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10074 Read Count: 17142 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: "Friendly" Competition

I've just read the first 4 chapters and I'm really enjoying this. What a great situation to put the "gang" in. I love your characterizations of Dwight and Michael. Buyer beware...hah!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!  Glad you're having fun reading (I'm sure having fun writing)!

Summary: Jim's evolution is beginning to show it's cracks, and he's not the only one who notices the fact that he is beginning to slip back into his old form.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1263 Read Count: 3010 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
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Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Survival of the Fittest

The imagery in this is so beautiful and well done. Lovely!

Summary: Post-'Negotiation', spoilers through it. Jim's fed up, Pam's a little pathetic. Jim POV.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4330 Read Count: 10962 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
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Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Say Love Is a Hell You Cannot Bear

Wow....just wow. The way you wrote this, you can feel and understand Jim's anger. Excellent job!

Summary:

Pam and Jim are getting to be friendly again, and engage in a little instant messaging.

Post-Safety Training


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5267 Read Count: 17570 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 15, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Friendly Flirtations

REally cute and fun. I enjoyed this a lot.

Author's Response: Glad you liked it!  Cute and fun was my goal.

Summary:

Over a year after Casino Night, Jim is really happy with Karen. But when Pam finally confesses her feelings to Jim, is it too late for them?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3950 Read Count: 10222 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Nothing Casual About It

Excellent! I can't wait to see where this goes next!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Practical jokes by invis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 128] 24
Summary: Past Featured StoryHe should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 35869 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Joke's on you

Excellent job! Great characterization. I could hear Jim in my head when I read what you had written. I can't wait to see where this goes next.

Author's Response: Thank you!  I'm really glad you're enjoying it.  I am, too.  :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Sick Jim/Pam
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 88265 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Remorse

I feel funny saying that I'm enjoying this story because well......Pam. But this is insanely good. So well written. I look forward to your next installments.

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Weak

Wow! This is so good. My heart is just aching for the two of them. Can't wait for next installment.

Summary: Past Featured StorySometimes Ryan and Kelly talk about babies. Okay... a lot of times.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 1395 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: are you having fun in this relationship?

It took me a while to get past the first talking head because I was laughing so hard. This is awesome!

Author's Response: Ah! I'm so glad you liked the first part because that was what inspired the entire story.  I wrote that out one day and just thought I HAVE to write a fic around this.  Thank you!!

Summary: He never expected Pam to show up at his door...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2757 Read Count: 3137 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 20, 2007
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Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: between how it is and how it should be

This is just so beautiful and so in-line with the characters.

Summary:

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Blacks and Whites!  Straights and Homosexuals!”  Michael makes sure to make eye contact with Stanley and Oscar during his last two exclamations.  “It gives me great pleasure to announce that this Friday will be our second annual Dunder Mifflin….Casino Night!”

 

 It’s simply instinctive; at the two words, Jim’s eyes slide automatically toward Pam, only to find hers had done the same, and as a result they’re staring at each other for the briefest of moments.

 

Alternate season three finale


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1542 Read Count: 2304 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 22, 2007 Updated: April 22, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Announcement and Dresses

You've got me hooked. I can't wait to see what happens next.

Summary: Jim and Karen are set to get married in nine days, but Pam has a secret.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1259 Read Count: 2641 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2007 Updated: April 24, 2007
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Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Just Not Today

Oh, I really like where this is going!


Author's Response: Thanks for reading! 

Summary:

Not a literal translation, despite what the title suggests.

The revival of Movie Monday can only lead to misery—or at least, that’s what Pam believes—especially when Entourage is replaced with something a little more personal.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6430 Read Count: 14346 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: make anybody cry today?

This is soooooo good. I can't wait for the next chapter. Thanks!

Author's Response: Thanks GodInThisChilis, more will be coming soon, I promise!  Finals are over in a week and my writing will be fully focused (I mean what else will I do at work?) :)  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Author's Response: Thanks GodInThisChilis, more will be coming soon, I promise!  Finals are over in a week and my writing will be fully focused (I mean what else will I do at work?) :)  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Fluff by nqllisi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: “Just because something is fluffy doesn’t mean it’s without substance,” Oscar said. General season 3 vignettes about the couples of Dunder Mifflin.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Phyllis, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1726 Read Count: 2719 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fluffy bits o' love

All of these were awesome. Thanks for the fluff...it is greatly appreciated.


Author's Response: Thank you so much. These days have been so rough- we need something to ease the way a little!

Summary: A fluffy little one-shot inspired by the cold open of Product Recall. Who knew being Dwight wasn't really that bad?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4133 Read Count: 5458 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: April 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Prankster Master Class

Loved this...so cute and in character. I just hope this doesn't turn into a weird thing for Jim and Pam. You know, "Honey, we've been married 11 years....do I still have to put on the glasses before coming to bed?"

 Fantastic story.

Sketch by nightskiesfading Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 8
Summary: Jim stays after work to help Pam with an assignment for her art class.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2137 Read Count: 2083 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
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Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Stay Perfectly Still

I love the ending. Excellent story! Thanks!

Summary: Past Featured Story

She had to finish this conversation now that she’d started it. Pam finally speaks up. No spoilers; takes place sometime after Product Recall, season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1022 Read Count: 3238 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 03, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I LOVED this. So good. I especially liked this:

One of the things she loved about Jim (and she did love him, she did) was the way his face conveyed all his emotions. She knew now that he’d told her a million times how much he loved her- with his eyebrows, his eyes, his smile, the tightness in his jaw, the creases in his forehead, and once even with his voice. So she stared at his face now, knowing that it would tell her the truth even if his voice couldn’t.

I'd love to see this happen on the show. Thanks!



Author's Response: Oh, thank you. I mean, we love Jim because of his facial expressions, right? That's how we know he loves her, mostly- I think she knows, too, and loves the same thing. Thanks again!

Summary:

A Jim Pov. A little spoilery, as I used the Official Title at NBC, to assume one small point. It's fluffy and sugary. My official warning is:It May Cause Cavities. Proceed at your own risk


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2211 Read Count: 1932 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2007 Updated: May 06, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awesome!!! I love how you capture the feelings and emotions. 

Author's Response:

Thanks again, GITC, your help in this is greatly appreciated!!

Cold Feet by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 14] 2
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam cools her feet in the water. Takes place immediately following Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 384 Read Count: 3920 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2007 Updated: May 14, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is just beautiful!

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much!

Summary: Pam knew she still had more to say to Jim. So she decided to put it into writing. Post Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 960 Read Count: 1951 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2007 Updated: May 14, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great story....and so heartbreaking at the end. I loved Pam's letter. If you like Inda Arie's version of Heart of the Matter, you should give a listen to the original by Don Henley. Aweome.

Author's Response: Ooh, I just went and found it, and yeah, the original's pretty awesome too. Thanks so much for the review!