Penname: GodInThisChilis Real name: Melissa
Member Since: April 01, 2007

Bio:

Author of the Month July 2018

I teach 8th grade US History and I love the Office. I'm new to fic writing but am having a great time.


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Expressions in Emoticons by NobleLandMermaid Rated: T [Reviews - 514] 98
Summary: Past Featured Story

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 314503 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: The Secret

The end of this chapter just shattered my heart. I love this series so much.

Author's Response: So you love getting your heart shattered? hehe, thanks

Let's Begin the Rest of our Lives Starting Now by Beeswax Rated: T [Reviews - 93] 25
Summary: Something is going on between Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Roy
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13550 Read Count: 61184 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2007 Updated: February 23, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: February 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: 48 Dates

Why am I suddenly obsessed with the idea of Jim's bare feet?

This was just lovely and sweet and a lovely way to spend part of my Saturday afternoon. 



Author's Response:

Thank you sooo much for reading!  I am such a fan of yours.  I am obsessed with your Sky Black and Blue story.

I'm glad I could make you Saturday enjoyable.  Oh, and barefoot Jim?  Yeah, nice.

Thanks for the review.

Not a Word... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 88] 43
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!

This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 126996 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 9
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Sound of Disappointment...

I don't think I've reviewed this yet because after reading a chapter, I usually wander away from the computer in a daze, so this was a nice break. It's so wonderfully written and so in character. I love how Jim is the one to want to take things to an emotional level. So very, very good!



Author's Response: Into each bedroom, a little rain must fall...

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 9
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Sound of Silence

I love, love, love the smut of the earlier chapters, but I'm also really enjoying how you are turning this into a story with a plot...and a good one at that. I can't wait to see what happens now that Karen is back.

Author's Response: Oh, man, I don\'t know if I can even post what I wrote next. It\'s...nasty.

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Sound of Silence

I'm afraid I'll out myself as a skeevy little perv if I say how much I liked the latest chapter. While it was certainly "out there" I think you managed to keep them all true to character. We've seen Pam be bossy ("Pay attention to Dwight's presentation!") so add in a little liquor and I can believe she'd get her freak on. I also liked how you ended it.

Things will certainly be interesting the next time all 3 of them are at work together, that's for sure.



Author's Response: I have to tell you that part of me was peeking through my fingers like I was at a horror movie when I was writing this...I was afraid that I had gone too far, I mean, Good Lord, what was I thinking?! But then, yeah, booze has a way of removing inhibition and *ahem* lubricating things...\r\n
\r\nAnd I don\'t really know if *ALL* of us have an inner skeevy little perv? But it has now been confirmed for me that I, in, absolutely do.\r\n
\r\nHaw.

Pam's big news by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 20] 10
Summary: Pam announces her pregnancy. The reactions are...typical.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 423 Read Count: 6593 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 04, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Congratulations!

I love any story that has sweet Michael in it and this does not disappoint. Excellent.

Author's Response: He does have a sweet streak, doesn't he? Which really saves him from being a total boor. Heh. Thank you so much!

Six Feet Under by larrymcg Rated: T [Reviews - 198] 63
Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66199 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Morning

Larry--  All of these are great, but his Michael one? It's perfect. It's heartbreakingly sweet and wonderful. Wow.

What Do You Do With A Drunken Halpert? by BaraJam, Ellelque Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 2
Summary: A big thanks to Dundiefromgod for putting this little idea in my head.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1568 Read Count: 5255 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Grilled Cheese and Glen

I love your characterization of drunk!Jim.  I also love how upset he is about having to replace Michael. I really like it when we get to see Jim being protective of his boss. Excellent job!

A Bitterness You Can't Deny by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 1
Summary: Pam struggles to makes sense of her world after she comes to the realization that this is no longer the life she wants for herself. Post-Casino Night with a twist.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1879 Read Count: 4446 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

She doesn’t stop to think that maybe this stomachache is from all the swallowed words

This is just lovely. So sad and so beautifully written.



Author's Response: Thank you so much!

One Day by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 353] 141
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 153917 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I am loving this so very much. I love how you take the reader on the journey with Jim and Pam. You can feel the time passing and the inevitable parting approaching. This is so lovely and real.

The dream sequence was awesome as well. No need to be nervous there.

Looking forward to more hours!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: 8:00 AM

Time does fly. You don't know how excited I was to see this updated. The day is half over and that's kind of exciting because I really want to know where this ends up 24 hours from the start. Awesome as usual!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: January 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

This was perfect. You moved the story forward in more ways than one. An hour passed and even though Jim and Pam weren't together, we learned a lot. Jim got close to confronting what was going on. This is so good!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: March 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I'm so glad to see this story back. I was just thinking about it the other day. I can't wait to see what the aftermath of this kiss is.

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: May 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I'm so excited to see this back and updated. The end of this chapter just slayed me. Seriously! So damn good. What I like about this is that we've got just a few hours to go and I'm still guessing about how it will end.

Author's Response: Thanks so much!  Such nice words from someone whose work I respect so much really means a lot, so thank you for reading!

Appeasing Miss Beesly: The Further Adventures of Squirrel McPants by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 103] 50
Summary: Squirrel returns! Jim's got the girl, but what's the price? Set at season 4 progresses, with episode overlaps. The IRC chatters are back, too. :-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14883 Read Count: 22508 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 9
Date: October 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The face of all the world is changed, I think

Do you hear that?

That's me applauding.

Excellent start to a sequal. This is not your typical Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.



Author's Response: LOL - you have no idea how much it relieves me to here you say that, GITC - the idea of a sequel was scaring me for a long, long time.  Thanks for the review!

Can't Go Back by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 85] 47
Summary: Past Featured Story

Post-Benihana Christmas fic!

Remember when Jim and Pam convinced Dwight that a CIA helicopter would pick him up on the roof? Well, neither of them could resist showing up that night to see the prank to it's conclusion.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12284 Read Count: 24009 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: October 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Setup

Just the kind of thing I LOVE. Angst.

Can't wait to read more.



Author's Response: I love angst too! Trust that it will get angstier :)

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: October 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Chase

So good and so believable and so exactly what I need on a Monday morning.

 



Author's Response: Wow, thanks! Glad I could help out on a gross Monday morning!

Brought to you by the letter X... by Stablergirl Rated: T [Reviews - 116] 24
Summary: There's something Spooky in the city of Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39100 Read Count: 54604 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2007 Updated: February 14, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Passing the time

Poor Jim and Mulder!!! I love this so much...especially Pam confiding in Scully. This is just the best of everything!

Author's Response:

lol thanks! Glad you're reading it, GodInThisChilis!

Earlier... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 84] 36
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49165 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 8:15 AM

Oh man. You're BACK! I was so excited to see your name on a new story and then I read it. I can't wait for more. I love tortured, needy Jim and you've captured that perfectly.

Author's Response: Dude, I've been buried. What's more, I'm sitting there desperately trying to work on my Nanowrimo piece and I just CAN'T! All I want is to write tortured JAM trash. Sigh. Sorry about dropping out on you there, but I really don't know what my life is going to be like from week to week. I'm freelance, so it's highly unpredictable. Thanks for the kindness, as usual. You rock. I've been absolutely LOVING "Observer Effect!"

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 8:15 AM

I've been thinking about this story all day and I think I've finally hit on why it's had such an impact on me (besides the fact that it is written in your amazing style).

It's the fact that this is first person. It's so freaking raw...the way you describe Jim's emotions is just so awfully real and painful and you can't help but be affected by it. You know I love the angst, but this takes it to such a visceral level.  I'm almost afraid (but in a good way) to see what comes next.



Author's Response: *Sigh...* You\'re wonderful. There\'s something I\'ve discovered about writing that has begun to thrill me and that\'s what happens when I let myself drop into someone else\'s shoes, even a guy, and then just eavesdrop. Kind of like in \"Being John Malkovich,\" it\'s almost a physical sensation...my ears feel like they\'ve been plugged full of cotton when I come out of it...like a hypnotic state...Someone once told me that it took a lot of empathy to be a good lover and I\'m realizing that the same can be said for trying to be a good writer...

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 8:15 AM

every. fucking. word. is. perfect.

That is all.



Author's Response: I just realized it reads more as rape than hate-fuck and I've got to go fix that, but thanks, honey. You're the awesomest.

The Best Dundies Ever by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 180] 106
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Pam refused to let Angela drop her off at home after the Dundies?

“I want to go to Jim’s,” Pam said, interrupting Angela’s thoughts.

Angela felt as though her head might pop off and land in one of her cup holders. Would the depravity of this night never end?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19942 Read Count: 55437 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Bad Idea

This:

“You cannot come home with me,” Angela finally said, trying to keep her voice even. “My cats have conjunctivitis, and I only have one set of goggles.”

is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I loved everything about this. You do an amazing job when you peer back into little moments in previous seasons and find something there that could have happened.

Love it and hope for more!



Author's Response:

Thanks! I have soooooo many ideas for other S3 episodes, but now I want to explore S2 too!

I'm glad the goggles line is going over so well. I felt like such a dork, laughing to myself as I wrote that. I just imagine Angela puttering about in huge oversized safety goggles (she is the safety officer, after all)

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: From Bad to Worse

This is the best Dundies story ever. I love so many things about it. Your drunk!Pam is pitch perfect and the kiss at the end? sigh.

 



Author's Response: Thank you! I had a difficult time writing from a drunken POV. I had to regress to last year in college and remember some very embarrassing nights ;-)

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Bad Idea

Let's examine why this story is so damn good.

1. It has angst. And lots of it.
2.  Angry, gruff-voiced hurting!Jim
3.  Drunk!Pam
4.  Kissing...lots of kissing!
5.  Jim and Pam actually about to sit down and talk...really talk.
6.  It's illustrated!

It doesn't get better than this.



Author's Response: LOL!!! Numbered and everything! Gold star, Chilis! Thanks so much :)

Five at One by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 6
Summary:

A sequel to "Five Ways Pam Tells Jim She's Pregnant", about a year and a half down the line. Each vignette corresponds to one in the original story, and are five stand-alone realities.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Other, Phyllis, Roy, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3809 Read Count: 17239 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One: Jack

All five of these are so real and in character. A lovely read!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I can\'t wait to get over and finish Observer Effect...