Penname: Green Eggs and Pam Real name:
Member Since: April 09, 2007

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Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288939 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: After the cups, the marmalade, the tea

I love this whole series.  Thanks for writing it -- keep it up!

Jigsaw by Night Swept Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 21
Summary:

Crossover between the Saw movies and The Office. The Jigsaw killer kidnaps Jim and puts him to a horrific test. Like all games with this deranged killer, however, there are cruel twists waiting at every juncture. Updated CH4 -- Everyone is in a tough spot-- How does it all end?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4163 Read Count: 6910 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The End

Thanks for the story.  It was very unique and I loved it.

The Beach by Night Swept Rated: T [Reviews - 44] 16
Summary: Things come to a boiling point between Jim, Pam, and Karen.  Based on spoilers for upcoming episodes. Further story info in story notes for those who wish to read on.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5512 Read Count: 13671 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Bone to Pick

I really like this.  You write Karen very humanely, yet let her manipulative b**** side show through too.  Keep going!

Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Beach

I know Im reviewing in backwards order but good grief I wish they would do this in the real show.  Nice surprise ending.  I let out a real life gasp.

Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Everything and Nothing

This is some heavy angst but to be fair I was warned.  Helps show why Jim acts like such an idiot sometimes.  And here's a warning for you.  I'm hoping for a happier ending...  *holds garbage menacingly*

LUNCH THEFT by kgreene Rated: K [Reviews - 21] 11
Summary: When Michael's mom-made lunch disappears he turns the office upside down to find the person responsible. Meanwhile, Jim plans a day trip to New York with Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7417 Read Count: 7065 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2007 Updated: May 10, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: LUNCH THEFT - ACT ONE

This is great -- very very natural sounding dialog. Keep it up.

Summary: Five times Creed has hit on various members of the office, with varying levels of success.
Categories: Other
Characters: Creed
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1357 Read Count: 2493 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is awesome.  Love Creed.  I like how you don't forget that he loves to steal stuff too.

Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you liked it!

Fluff by nqllisi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 19] 9
Summary: “Just because something is fluffy doesn’t mean it’s without substance,” Oscar said. General season 3 vignettes about the couples of Dunder Mifflin.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Phyllis, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1726 Read Count: 3081 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fluffy bits o' love

Nice!  I really liked the Dwight/Angela part.

Author's Response: Thank you! I love them together and their conversations are really fun to write.

Summary:

This is a 5-Things story based on my favorite game show.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2011 Read Count: 3419 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Why can't cardstock be a category?

Awesome ending.  Awesome.


Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you liked it!

Summary: Jim makes a realization. Karen reveals a secret. Die hard JAMmers be warned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1317 Read Count: 2776 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2007 Updated: May 01, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Sunday Morning

I loved the story, (although I pasted it into Word and did a global replace of "Karen" with "Pam.")  Great story nonetheless! 

Summary: Spoilers for Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3619 Read Count: 20163 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: May 12, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Stamford

So cruel, but so well written.  I love it!

Author's Response: Thanks for your review! I'm glad you like my cruelty : )

Summary: A Jim Inner-Monologue.  Takes place immediately after Beach Games. Spoilers through Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3996 Read Count: 15134 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Because of You

You ass!  Love the inner monologue.  Hate the ending.  You're one happy-Karen-ending from being taken off my favorite author list.  Seriously, though, just kidding, and I love the story.  You do great Jim-angst.  Hope you continue it with a nicer ending.  

Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: I Choose This Moment

Even though this story is killing me, the "moment" line about telling Karen he loved her and the catching her happy tear were really moving.  This is so sad becuase what's happening is so real, but it didn't have to happen if Jim or Pam could just communicate.  I'm off to go cry now.  Great story.  Keep it coming. 

Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Breathing

Every time you go into Jim's head, you kill me a bit more.  How about some happy thoughts for once?  Its killing me, but I love this!

Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Pam

Not the ending I wanted, but at least there's some hope.  You made me really feel for Karen, though, so damn you!  Loved the story.  thanks!

Summary: Friday morning. His first date with Pam behind him. Jim is confronted by the last remaining loose end.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1003 Read Count: 3427 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 23, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Final Act

This was hard to read.  I'm a huge Jammer, but I think both of them were a bit classless toward Karen.  She deserves a little revenge, but this was sooooo harsh.  Great story though.  You're always breaking my heart a bit.  I guess Im a glutton for punishment.

Summary:

Jim's life for years revolved around wanting something he could not have. What happens when Jim finally gets everything he ever wanted? Takes place the Monday after "The Job." Jim is with Pam. Karen returns to Scranton.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7157 Read Count: 13714 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
Reviewer: Green Eggs and Pam Signed 10
Date: June 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A House Divided

I do like this a lot.  I'm a total Pam fan but her behavior on her beach speech annoyed me a bit, and her breakroom conversation with Karen in the Job really struck me as self-centered, entitled and disrepectful so I like how this story shows some of the dark side of things.  FOr me Pam is easy to forgive so I hope you dont go too hard on her.  Great story.  I'm hooked.