What does it mean when you have to resort to similes?
A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.
A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.
There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)
When he saw the strap of her polka dot swimsuit peeking out from under her white tank top, he knew. He knew it was her.
Set during Beach Games, but almost all of it is a flashback.
Closing in on midnight, Jim and Pam await the start of 2008.
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Jim and Pam and some sex.
She wants it to be perfect. She wants to tell him in the most romantic, perfect way she can think of, so that the memory of those words are not "I can't" but lovely, sweet, and round: "I love you, Jim."
Pam makes plans to make a declaration.
MEMBER'S CHOICE - What it came down to was that she didn't know how. Mostly season four Jim/Pam fluff.Pam spends Christmas with the Halperts. (A first Christmas fic)Why do expense reports, time sheets and sales reports really get on Jim and Pams nerves? Why is it when Todd Packer comes around Jim wants to quietly disintegrate? Why is Dwight giving Michael a field sobriety test in the middle of his office?
Because its the Perfect Storm.
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