Andy
"I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, 'Here Comes Treble.'"
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Stories
Summary:

Not a literal translation, despite what the title suggests.

The revival of Movie Monday can only lead to misery—or at least, that’s what Pam believes—especially when Entourage is replaced with something a little more personal.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6430 Read Count: 18815 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2008
Summary: A young woman interviews for a newly created position at Dunder Mifflin and flirts with Jim. Meanwhile, Michael discovers MySpace and the staff participate in a "team-building exercise."
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5557 Read Count: 10383 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 19, 2008 Updated: September 24, 2008
Summary: Michael wants to learn what it truly means to be Afican-American. Meanwhile, Dwight hires Pam to illustrate his comic. Absolutely cringeworthy hijinx ensue.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5936 Read Count: 1621 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2008 Updated: September 23, 2008
Summary:

The Dunder Mifflin Company is vacationing on a Caribbean cruise. Jim and Pam are hoping for a romantic vacation but will Michael's outrageousness and some jealousy get in their way?

Takes place in Season 4 and is mostly focused on Jim/Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25496 Read Count: 36424 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: September 20, 2008
Summary: Oneshot in response to Strider's challenge "I'm not dead"
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: No, I'm Not Dead
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 880 Read Count: 2265 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2008 Updated: September 19, 2008
Summary: Kelly, Angela, Kevin, Andy, Michael, Creed, and Dwight all have their own firsts on the night of Toby's goodbye party. Spoilers for Goodbye, Toby.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Kelly, Kevin, Michael
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2036 Read Count: 1833 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2008 Updated: September 18, 2008
Summary: 2 women. They were engaged to what they thought were men they would love for the rest of their lives. But, their engagement fell through the roof. Their first engagement was bad while their second engagement was not. This is a story of them, their thoughts and their decisions. Spoilers throughout all 4 seasons.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight/Angela, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Married, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2273 Read Count: 5747 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2008
Summary: Eighth (and possibly final?) episode of my summer hiatus series. The entire office takes part in a high-stakes fantasy football contest, while the party planning committee puts together a going away party for Natalie.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4328 Read Count: 4598 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2008 Updated: September 04, 2008
Summary: Seventh episode and follow-up to Management Training: Pam is featured in an art show at The Met, and Michael plans a field trip to the city that never sleeps for the employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6550 Read Count: 8848 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: September 02, 2008
Summary: When Jim and Pam learn Dwight missed the Lost season finale, they just can't help themselves. But how could Dwight miss such an important event...?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2549 Read Count: 1558 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2008 Updated: August 30, 2008
Summary: Well hello sixth episode! The employees at Dunder Mifflin are asked to shadow others to promote advancement within the company. Jim has fun when Dwight is forced to shadow him for the day. Angela fights back for her position as head of the party planning committee, and Andy is not his usual self at work.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7351 Read Count: 5951 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2008 Updated: August 04, 2008
Hands Off by holyhaircut Rated: MA [Reviews - 5] 2
Summary: just because :)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 580 Read Count: 4986 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2008 Updated: July 15, 2008
Summary: Whether you love or hate what Andy Bernard chooses to be, you have to wonder if he's always been that way. He has.  This is a multi-chapter backstory on Andy Bernard. All chapters are stand-alone. The 'T' rating is for references to alcohol and minor suggestive adult themes.

Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: Childhood, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4703 Read Count: 6553 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2008
Summary: This takes places right after the season 4 finale ends. Spoilers for season finale episode. This tory is all about the What/if's of season 5. What happens when Jim and Pam go home that night. This story continues way into the future. Jim gets a new job. Pam recieves jewelry wink wink etc. I have labeled all chapters that contain explict mature content.
I don't own these characters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Suspense, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: After the fireworks
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23053 Read Count: 58052 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: July 03, 2008
Bonding by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 4
Summary: The fifth episode of my summer hiatus series: Michael takes his entourage out for some "manly bonding" in celebration of Jim's recent engagement. The rest of the office try to keep themselves busy while the boss is away.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6483 Read Count: 14762 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2008 Updated: June 15, 2008
Summary: Pam is the office mattress.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Darryl, David Wallace, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Roy, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6832 Read Count: 17292 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2008
Summary:

Michael finds himself in a town devoid of people and with no memory of who he is.

Lost in the Twilight Zone.
 


Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Ensemble, Michael, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Suspense, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: The Twilight Zone
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3318 Read Count: 3222 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2008
Kidnapping by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 15] 8
Summary: Ooh- I'm on my third episode already?? ;) Basically, this is a set of Office episodes that immediately follows Goodbye, Toby. Lots of humor (I hope), romance, conference room scenes, and good old fashioned Dwight pranks.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8458 Read Count: 10629 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2008 Updated: June 09, 2008
Summary: Onto the fourth episode in my series, created to hold us over until the Season 5 premiere. It's Dundie season, and Michael plans to make the annual award ceremony the best yet. His plan to distribute walkie-talkies around the office has its repercussions, and there's a proposal of sorts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8527 Read Count: 11821 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2008 Updated: June 07, 2008
The Crush by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 8
Summary: The second episode in our summer series during the hiatus: Jim finds himself in a precarious position and someone else learns Angela and Dwight's secret. Also, Dwight's computer is alive. Again.

Possible spoilers for Goodbye, Toby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6973 Read Count: 13902 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2008 Updated: June 01, 2008
Summary: Andy shops for the perfect gift for Kelly. Written for the Make Your OTP go to Target challenge issued by jesshelga on LiveJournal.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 338 Read Count: 1840 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2008
Summary: When his plan to propose is thwarted, Jim reflects on the beginnings of his relationship with Pam, what led him to buy a ring so quickly, and what his next steps are.
Post-ep for "Goodbye, Toby." Spoilers for S4 finale, so be warned if you haven't watched. Also references to the events of "Chair Model."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy, Toby
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1914 Read Count: 2335 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2008 Updated: May 20, 2008
The Mob by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 10
Summary: A series of episodes to hold us over the summer hiatus: A new temporary worker is hired, and Dwight and Kevin have a funny feeling about the new employee. Phyllis and Angela are at war, and Michael is struggling with early fatherhood.

Possible spoilers for Goodbye, Toby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5472 Read Count: 11705 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: May 17, 2008
Summary: What Jim and Pam are thinking, and talking about, before they re-connect in the office after the job fair.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Darryl, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Michael, Oscar
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1383 Read Count: 3793 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2008 Updated: May 12, 2008
Summary: 55 words on how Andy wins eighty bucks.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1533 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008