Andy
"I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, 'Here Comes Treble.'"
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Stories
Andy's Bet by coolyouthpassionately Rated: K [Reviews - 3]
Summary: 55 words on how Andy wins eighty bucks.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1561 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Scranton Legal by Team Karen Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 3
Summary:

Jim takes a prank too far and finds himself facing off against Alan Shore, Boston's most capable litigator. An Office/Boston Legal crossover. Guest starring Andy, Karen, and Pam.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4590 Read Count: 1693 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Viagra, Atomic Fireballs, and other Candy Dish Delights by Muggins Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary: Never mess with a woman's candy dish. Bad things happen when you do --- such as profuse sweating, projectile vomiting, and serious internal pain. Oh, and bad stuff could also happen to the guy who messed with the candy dish...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2030 Read Count: 3021 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2008
life is all about taking things in and putting things out by sillyrabbit519 Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 10
Summary:

"You need to catch up. Maybe if you wouldn't have lost your space in the Finer Things Club you might know more words to beat me."

Communication is hard. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael/Jan
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1654 Read Count: 2467 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2008 Updated: April 13, 2008
Andy + Smokey = BFF by EmilyHalpert Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 2
Summary: A drabble about Andy and Lost. Only T because of mention of alcohol.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103 Read Count: 1580 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2008 Updated: March 31, 2008
A Game of Global Domination by dundiefromgod Rated: T [Reviews - 40] 14
Summary: When Dwight finds RISK in the break room, Jim's lunch, his relationships, and the office are all turned upside down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Kevin
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30393 Read Count: 38171 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: February 22, 2008
I Can't Make Me Love You by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Angela finds herself at an impasse.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 190 Read Count: 2079 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2008 Updated: February 01, 2008
Reality TV is a Total Turn-On by bebitched Rated: MA [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Kelly and Andy watch American Idol. Smut ensues.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 564 Read Count: 875 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2008 Updated: January 20, 2008
Andy Bernard Can Wear Stripes and Plaid by Big Tuna Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: 55 words of Kandy!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 3165 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Kiss the Boys and Make Them Cry by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 1
Summary: Times that the office women have made the men cry and vice versa. But it's not all depressing, I promise!
Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3079 Read Count: 5775 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
A Tisket, a Tasket, Resolutions in a Basket by Too Late Kev Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 8
Summary: Michael makes his employees write down three New Year's Resolutions for 2008.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Josh Porter, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Mose, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1313 Read Count: 4310 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Christmas by Team Karen Rated: M [Reviews - 2] 2
Summary: Parallel stories about a couple of Dunder Mifflinites' holidays. Andy, Karen and a mystery character.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Ensemble, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 991 Read Count: 879 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Snow Daze by carbondalien Rated: K+ [Reviews - 32] 15
Summary: A snowstorm makes the roads extremely unsafe, forcing the Dunder-Mifflin employees to stay put for at least a few extra hours. Fluff 'n' stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9882 Read Count: 20889 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Andy Bernard Pays His Rent by Team Karen Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: When you're leasing from a dominatrix, paying the rent takes on a whole new meaning. Firm discipline never felt so good.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: In Stamford, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1910 Read Count: 2178 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2007 Updated: December 13, 2007
Twelve Groovy Days of Christmas by Big Tuna Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 5
Summary:

Andy and Kelly decide to celebrate Christmas in a way that's very... far out. Kandy!


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 8868 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 07, 2007
Mile High Club by Big Tuna Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary:

55 words of Kandy on an airplane.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1644 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2007 Updated: December 02, 2007
A Christmas Carol, Dunder Mifflin Style! by flonkertonxx Rated: T [Reviews - 31] 12
Summary:

Jim isn't inviting Pam to the Christmas Eve party he and Karen are holding. Three ghosts visit him the night before the big party and try to bring him to his senses. Will he listen to them, or will he convince himself that it is all a figment of his imagination and leave things the way they are?

I guess this is kind of AU?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6841 Read Count: 17423 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2007 Updated: December 01, 2007
A 1957 Vintage Tin Harmonica with Flames Painted on the Sides by Big Tuna Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary:

The first time Andy sees 'A Christmas Story' and his thoughts on it.


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Andy
Genres: Childhood, Drabble, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 353 Read Count: 13533 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2007 Updated: December 01, 2007
Climbing Out of the Darkness by Team Karen Rated: MA [Reviews - 41] 15
Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades.  Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens.  Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12888 Read Count: 14351 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Finer Things Club Interview by Big Tuna Rated: K [Reviews - 2] 3
Summary: Andy gets interviewed for the Finer Things Club.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Oscar, Pam, Toby
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 704 Read Count: 1690 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
The baby shower by Rampa Rated: T [Reviews - 2] 2
Summary: This episode takes place during the beginning of season 4 and evolves around a fake baby shower...
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Michael/Jan, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3642 Read Count: 2044 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 16, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
The Eulogy by firthgal Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 2
Summary:

The office reacts to the death of one of their own.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Mose, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 605 Read Count: 12234 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
The Thunderstorm by Shiggityshwa Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 1
Summary: After a freak thunderstorm hits Scranton, the populace of the office are forced to spend the night at Dunder Mifflin. How will they survive spending twenty-four hours together? A fictitious season 4 episode. Spoilers for throughout season 4
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4322 Read Count: 5971 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 07, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
Little Tuna by Shiggityshwa Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 3
Summary: The Staff of Dunder Mifflin celebrate another 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day'!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Phyllis
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1687 Read Count: 2585 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2007 Updated: November 05, 2007
My Love Is Strong Enough, To Last When Things Are Rough by dundiefromgod Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - Four scenes in which Andy slowly, and painfully, wears down Angela.
Categories: Other, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela
Genres: Holiday, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3099 Read Count: 7683 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007