With every choice we don't make, we create a universe...

WARNING: This is like, angst, to the tenth power, but I can promise a happy ending, if not exactly the one you might have in mind...

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When Jim and Pam to try to sneak out for a day by telling Michael they have a dentist appointment, the result is as painful as puling teeth. Accompanied by Dwight, they set off for a memorable appointment, featuring Novacain, drills, a naughty hygienist, and an even naughtier dentist.

Roy's thought process after Pam tells him about her kiss with Jim on Casino Night, what leads him to attack Jim at the office.

This was a thorny little story to write. Even though I spent a long time hating Roy's guts I just love to take the unpopular side, and even though there aren't many fics written from Roy's POV, I hope you'll read and like this anyway. 

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)