Summary: Dunder Mifflin has a lot of employees who might be considered a liability. But are any of them actually capable of… murder?

Their co-workers say yes.

(A cold open circa Season 6. #3 in the Rejected Cold Opens series).

WARNING: There are comedic references to the death of an animal in this fic. No graphic description (or any - I would say there's nothing here near as disturbing as Sprinkles' death in canon), but if that’s a trigger you might want to give this a miss.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Erin, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Major Character Death, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1594 Read Count: 94 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: Andy isn't himself after the party but Oscar is there to help. Set after 8x04 “Garden Party”.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Oscar, Other
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Slash
Warnings: Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1007 Read Count: 178 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary:

The Office meets Parfumerie/She Loves Me/Shop Around the Corner/You've Got Mail. Pam and Jim meet earlier in life in AOL trivia chatrooms without knowing who each other are. 

In addition to the above-mentioned sources, also owes a lot to a number of fics on this site, most notably Expressions in Emoticons and the Love-Song of Squirrel McPants. 

Now Complete: AU, starting before S1 (and thus also a Prior Meeting), running into S2.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Oscar, Pam, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting, Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32205 Read Count: 21994 ePub Downloads: 17

Summary: Michael takes the office apple picking.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1534 Read Count: 994 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: Voicemail messages he receives while on jury duty. He should probably consider changing his number.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Erin, Holly, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1404 Read Count: 1644 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: "It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42756 Read Count: 87816 ePub Downloads: 31

Summary: Oscar and Andy go on their first date. Oscar/Andy
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Andy, Oscar
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Slash
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 104 Read Count: 897 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: Andy and Oscar are totally the gay version of Jim and Pam.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Oscar, Pam
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Slash
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3249 Read Count: 1163 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: It was times like this that she wished that she had some real girl friends.


Set in early season 4.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Oscar
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1061 Read Count: 3142 ePub Downloads: 1

Summary:

“Usually we would frown upon people who engage in biochemical warfare and genocide. In Columbus’ case, we gave him his own holiday and threw him a parade. Go figure.”

The title is pretty self-explanatory. The italics are hypothetical talking heads.

Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Oscar
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 463 Read Count: 1380 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: The branch scores a trip to Walt Disney World, thanks to an amazing deal by Michael (and a semi-plausible explanation by Little Comment!). Same office workers, new place...hijinx a-go-go.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Angela/Andy, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Darryl, Kevin, Meredith, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62605 Read Count: 35618 ePub Downloads: 3

Summary:

Not a literal translation, despite what the title suggests.

The revival of Movie Monday can only lead to misery—or at least, that’s what Pam believes—especially when Entourage is replaced with something a little more personal.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6430 Read Count: 14601 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: Michael wants to learn what it truly means to be Afican-American. Meanwhile, Dwight hires Pam to illustrate his comic. Absolutely cringeworthy hijinx ensue.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5936 Read Count: 1230 ePub Downloads: 1