Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Favorite Stories
Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 204352 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Comments: baby fluff at it's finest
Summary: A kind of prequel to my first fic, The Igloo. Jim and Pam have an unwelcome guest in their house and experience a first.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1875 Read Count: 1583 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2009 Updated: June 12, 2009
Comments: Amazingly well written, gets you caught up in the moment, just wow
Summary: Past Featured StoryHow shall we sing our love's song now / In this strange land where all are born to die?
Each tree and leaf and star show how / The universe is part of this one cry,
That every life is noted and cherished / And nothing loved is ever lost or perished.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2208 Read Count: 2973 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2009 Updated: January 08, 2009
Comments: Heartbreakingly perfect.
Puzzled by Azlin Rated: K+ [Reviews - 21] 18
Summary: Jim's attempt to piece his life back together after losing everything.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4720 Read Count: 4029 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: October 19, 2008
Comments: It's heartbreaking, but oh so good. Just be prepared to cry.
Summary: An AU set in Philadelphia in which Pam moves into Jim's apartment building. General spoilers up through the end of season 4 are subject to appear.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36219 Read Count: 51316 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: October 02, 2008
Comments: Its... simply amazing. A great AU, able to work in all characters in while keeping them in character, and brings up a lot of scenes we know and love. I can't praise it enough.
Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182164 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
Birch Moon by susanita Rated: K [Reviews - 13] 8
Summary: Some nights are too pretty to sleep through.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2029 Read Count: 2646 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2008 Updated: January 23, 2008
Comments: Its so sweet and perfect and funny and amazing all rolled into one!
Summary: Three years after the cameras have left... Jim reflects on what has happened.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1874 Read Count: 3016 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2008 Updated: January 09, 2008
Comments: It works well and I have been wanting to see a story like this written forever, so I am so lad Sora finally did!
Summary: Sometimes he thinks about Pam, and the memories are faded and ragged around the edges, like photographs handled too often.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 626 Read Count: 2815 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Comments: quite simply... amazing
Summary:

Eight years has passed since Jim and Pam have spoken. Many things have changed in their lives including a little girl that captures their hearts.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 71513 Read Count: 125636 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2007 Updated: November 06, 2007
Summary:

"He forgets about paperwork and relationship forms and Michaels and Dwights and everything Monday through Friday." Inside Jim's head one laid-back afternoon.


Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 283 Read Count: 3669 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2007 Updated: October 26, 2007
Comments: I think the word is love.
Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338366 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Comments: LONG LONG LONG. It really is the never ending story. But it is so funny, has a small JAM thread, and honestly, it is rare I go a chapter without laughing. And best part is, it really will go on forever :) Muggins has promised. But, it is like 80 something chapters, so don't read it all at once. Like you could. Last count I heard was it took 3 days of reading.
Summary: An interview with someone who really know the inner workings of Jim Halpert. (Probably not safe for work.....) Nothing spoilerish unless you don't know who Karen is.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9669 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
Comments: again, this actually has sexual content, but is so hilarious. It takes the phrase talking head in a whole new way.
Summary:

Way back in April, I wrote this for fun. It's about my favorite reviewers from Girly-Girl. Everything everyone says is taken literally from their own reviews* (albeit taken completely out of context).  Oddly enough, Jim remains dressed throughout the story.

*Except poor LisaHoo... I just kept adding stuff to her comments because, well, she rocks! 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3125 Read Count: 3651 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 68827 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
Comments: I just finished reading this today, and let me say, every one of the 174 reviews it has right now is well deserved.
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam’s four First Kisses…and first Last Kiss.  Spoilers through "The Job," unspoiled spec thereafter.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 313 Read Count: 3592 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2007 Updated: June 04, 2007
Comments: Lis is the queen of short and simple. And this one is nothing less.
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288961 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Comments: there is a reason this is like the most favorited, most reviewed story ever. It is GOOD. It does go a bit more into the sexual content than I would usually read, but it is GOOD. As I told Moxie, she could turn it into a live sex show, and it wouldn't matter.
Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137734 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Comments: Honestly, I read this story as it was being updated (which took forever).. but all I remember is I loved it. It is really really exteremly well written.
Summary: Here’s something you have to understand: I’m never going to give this to you.  It’s going to sit in the drawer of my nightstand, the one that sometimes sticks when you try to open it.  Pam's thoughts about the situation she currently finds herself in.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 937 Read Count: 3761 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2007 Updated: March 29, 2007
Summary: Another Bad! Fic entry, this time in the Pure Smut division.  My hope is that this story is SO bad that parents will force their teens to read it in order to prevent them from gittin' it on.   Guaranteed to kill your sex drive!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 7037 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Comments: Read it. It is hilarious. It is a bad!fic... we have a challenge for the worst fics possible, and this so qualifies. I can't read it without snorting with laughter.
Summary: Past Featured StoryA writer has questioned their calling, and finds solace in the truth
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 496 Read Count: 5093 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2006 Updated: October 25, 2006
Infinity by nqllisi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 26] 21
Summary: Past Featured StoryIn the eternity between The Kiss and what comes next lay infinite possibilities.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 354 Read Count: 2110 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2006 Updated: September 18, 2006
Comments: Ah the fun and craziness of post casino night... which I wasn't really around for!
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim's almost gotten used to narrating his life into a camera lens for the consumption of strangers. Like having a blog, but more embarrassing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11663 Read Count: 23211 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2006 Updated: July 14, 2006
Comments: Really good characterization, and it really is just good. I read it a bit ago, so can't remember anything specific, but I do remember I enjoyed it. And it is constantly recd as a good starter.
Beginnings by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 54] 32
Summary: Jim's angry...Pam's conflicted...then finally she takes a chance.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30457 Read Count: 98003 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2006 Updated: July 13, 2006
Comments: This is the story that brought me to MTT. So, it really holds a special place in my heart.