Penname: firthgal Real name:
Member Since: August 05, 2007

Bio:

I'm a Kandy shipper all the way, was pointed here by a fellow Kandy fan when the Kandy Edition of the 55 word challenge was posted.  All of those fics are amazing, by the way, and I hope that all of those brilliant authors will consider writing more Kandy.  And if anyone is looking to read more Kandy fic, here's a list of the ones that can be found on LiveJournal: Kandy Master List.  And here is where all of the Kandy shippers have been united: omgkandy  I also love reading pretty much any fic about Andy because he's such a fun character to play with.

I'm madly in love with Ed Helms, which is probably why I'm such an avid Kandy shipper, Andy needs some love!  And of course I'm madly in love with Steve Carell, too.  They are by far the sexiest men on Earth!

Check out my new LJ community, The Andy Bernard Chronicles!  It even includes a master list of all the greatest Andy quotes and all the Andy fanfic that I could find.

EDIT Sept 2009: Holy wow, it's been a long time since I've read this bio.  Dang, I was enthusiastic, wasn't I?  By the way, my heart now belongs to Andy/Oscar, but I'm pretty good with Andy/Anybody, if I'm honest.


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Summary: This explains a lot...

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Creed, Meredith
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 123 Read Count: 2584 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2006 Updated: August 22, 2006
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha, this was so great!  Lovely twist at the end!

Author's Response:

Glad you liked it!

Since I've written this, I've kept an eagle-eye out for Meredith/Creed interactions on the show.  ;) 

Summary: Past Featured StoryCasino Night ended slightly differently, so Pam and Jim are still on friendly terms when he heads for Australia. She makes a point to keep him up to date with what's going on on the home front.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1919 Read Count: 4162 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2006 Updated: October 03, 2006
Reviewer: firthgal Signed 10
Date: January 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, this was absolutely perfect!!!  I loved everything about it.  Made me giggle quite a bit, particularly this part:

Meredith Palmer fell asleep at her desk this morning, and woke up covered in crap. Not actual crap, of course, but you know, the kind of crap Michael keeps on his desk and finds amusing to stick in the hair of his snoozing employees…

Hee, that was just so beautifully Michael.  Anyway, such a clever way to tell the story.  Loved it!



Author's Response: Thank you! I'm happy to have given you giggles :)

Heartbroken by WingWoman Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 2
Summary:

A series of drabbles concerning the woeful love lifes of the Dunder-Mifflinites.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Jan, Katy, Meredith, Toby
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 913 Read Count: 15918 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2007 Updated: January 17, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Toby

Oh, this one was wonderful, too!  Poor Toby.  Such a sweet guy that rarely gets what he wants.  Great writing!

Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Meredith

Oh wow, that was a surprise!  So great, I loved it!

Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Ryan

Aww, a very different side to Ryan.  I think I like your Ryan much more than the show's Ryan!

Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Kelly

Oh, heartbreaking!  I think you've captured Kelly beautifully here.

Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Dwight

Oh, this was beautiful!  Beautiful while still keeping a perfect characterization of Dwight.  Wonderful writing!

Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Andy

Haha, oh, this was great!  Karen and Andy are a relationship that is rarely explored, so I enjoyed this!  Especially the last paragraph.  Great writing!

Jellybeans by bitobsessive Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 1
Summary:

Andy returns inspired by the Dixie Chicks.

Spoilers from The Return Producer's Cut.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501 Read Count: 2106 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2007 Updated: February 14, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Anger Management

Oh, that was hilarious!  Nice take on Andy's return.  I used to love that song back when it first came out, by the way.  I would blast it from the radio and put on a mean face while I grounded out, "Cause Earl had to die!"  Oh, I can so see Andy doing that.  Great fic!

Summary: Andy doesn't believe Jim when he says that Angela would be fun for no one.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1627 Read Count: 1765 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, this was so perfect!!!  Both Andy and Angela were in perfect character, and I so wish that I could have seen Andy play Jesus.  I love how Angela got so impassioned about the cat and Andy translated this as her being impassioned for him, so hilarious.  Great fic!

Summary: some sad moments in the dark (this means nothing).

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1197 Read Count: 3248 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2007 Updated: March 31, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh wow, this was amazing, I loved it!  Especially Andy's bit, it's so like him to desperately grasp onto one little positive thing in his life and try to make it seem bigger.  Michael's bit was great too, I loved how Pam leaving affected him personally, because as we all know, everything is all about him (in his head anyway).  And Toby's part broke my heart, that was wonderfully written.  Brilliant fic, I loved it!

Summary: Karen and Andy on a sales call together, shortly after Karen starts at Dunder Mifflin. 
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: In Stamford, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8076 Read Count: 2905 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Don't Encourage Him!

Oh, this was so great!!!  I loved all the dialogue in the restaurant where Andy was trying so hard to one up Matt.  And Andy sitting in the hall with his head in his hands and all wet and broken down, gah!  So irresistable.  And I loved that Karen decided to show him some kindness by saying that she was with him.  And that kiss!  Whew!  So wonderful.  Ending it with the bit about Sam and Diane was absolutely brilliant.  This fic had such incredible detail and was so perfectly in character.  Wonderful writing!

Summary: Past Featured StoryFive first kisses and one hundredth one...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2592 Read Count: 22458 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: January 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Epilogue

Just wanted you to know that I thought this story was wonderful!  Each chapter was absolutely beautiful, and I have to say that the first one was my favorite.  Such a nice touch to have their first kisses be with each other.  Wonderful!  I don't normally enjoy Jim/Pam fics too much, but I loved this one.  Excellent writing.

Summary: Andy struck out with Pam, so Drew gives it a shot. Written for Nothing Hip; this week's prompt is "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield, which is also where the title came from.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Jim/Other, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 896 Read Count: 2549 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2007 Updated: May 06, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was so great, I loved it!  Your Andy voice was absolutely spot on, as was everyone else.  I loved the little moment between Andy and Pam in the elevator, sweet yet just a tiny bit freaky.  And the hand motion when he told her to call him, so Andy.  "You got my digits?" cracked me up too.  This fic is so full of wonderful!  I loved it!



Author's Response: Yay, thank you so much! :D

Summary: Whether you love or hate what Andy Bernard chooses to be, you have to wonder if he's always been that way. He has.  This is a multi-chapter backstory on Andy Bernard. All chapters are stand-alone. The 'T' rating is for references to alcohol and minor suggestive adult themes.

Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: Childhood, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4703 Read Count: 6223 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2008
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Andy Bernard is NOT The Kid

Oh god, this was so heart breaking, yet darkly funny at the same time.  Absolutely wonderful, I can totally picture Andy being that kid and failing miserably at trying to be normal.  The part about smelling girls was so hilarious, I loved that!  And you managed to capture Andy's personality and put it into a little kid absolutely brilliantly.  Superb fic!

Author's Response:

Wow, firthgal!  You're really reading the old fics!  I'm so glad that you liked it. 

Some of it was inspired by my own children, so I really understand Mrs. Bernard's point of view.  I feel like Andy still just sort of wants to be normal and have people like him. (I'm pretty sure he's still smelling girls, also.)

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. 

Reviewer: firthgal Signed 10
Date: October 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The View From 10th Grade

Oh, this was perfect!  Absolutely wonderful!!!  So incredibly Andy.  Once again you've completely captured his character into this innocent kid who is so tragically oblivious.  I love the subtle mentions of his anger problems and his inability to fit in.  And I LOVED the part where he told them not to weemohway near the gym, that made me laugh out loud.  And I so very much love that he was on the cheerleading squad and he's so proud of that fact.  You've got his speech patterns and unique verbosity down so beautifully that I hear his voice so clearly in my head (a touch higher than what his voice is like now).  I adore his desperate attempt at positivity and having the appearance of total cluelessness as to what his life is really like.  That is the core of Andy, that positivity is what keeps him going, and I love how you've captured that.  And it kind of scares me that Andy is into the same exact pop culture things that I was/still am.  Total Saturday Night Live freak.  It was the Will Ferrell years when I was in high school, but I watched the Phil Hartman years in reruns every day, so I was still quoting those episodes too.  Oh man, this is just so perfectly Andy.  I love it!  So worth the wait.  And now I need more!

Oh, and the jokes that you inserted, not sure if this is what you mean, but in the a capella section you did the "rit-dit-dit-di-doo" thing that Andy always does, and in the cheerleading one he spoke in pig latin.  So cute!

I love this!!!  Dare I say that it is my favorite Andy fic of all time?



Author's Response:

firthgal, what a wonderful review!  You mentioned so many of the things I was trying to get across!  I was a little scared about your reaction; I thought you might think "she's made my Andy into such a loser!"  I'm glad you saw that he doesn't see himself that way at all, and he's really a pretty positive and happy guy here.

You may need to wait a while for another chapter.  See reason 5 of "Why I Haven't Updated..."  It's really that bad. ;) 

The a cappella in-joke is actually not just in the a cappella section, but it's something throughout the fic.  Only a total a cappella nerd would get it.  My husband will get it, and I wrote it, so I get it...  (I'll PM you...)  But yes, the rit-dit-dit-dit thing was to show Andy was already doing some fun things with his words due to the a cappella influence in his life!

The cheerleading joke was sort of guessed already, it was just that it's ridiculous for a boy to be a flier.  Fliers are always the littlest/lightest girls.  And no, I was never a cheerleader, but I do have some cheerleaders around me...

See, you're catching the little Andy-jokes, things that Andy did then and still does now!  I love how you're always so Andy-focussed.  Andy is so much fun, isn't he?  Some episodes we'll see more of him, and some less, but even in the background, he's a lot of fun.

To have something I wrote be the favorite Andy fic of the biggest Andy fan is just wonderful.  Thanks so much for that compliment!

Thank you so much for reading and reviewing, firthgal.  I love how well you 'got' everything I was trying to say with this. 

Reviewer: firthgal Signed 10
Date: July 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Andy and the Working World

I would so be singing "Did you ever know that you're my hero..." to you right now if this review thing had audio.  But it doesn't, so your ears are safe.  OMG, I LOVED THIS!!!  His bullet list was SO PERFECT, particularly the nicknames one (Unibrow!).  The detailed story about his resume killed me, especially since the whole drawn out process reminds me so much of my own experience, as does his work history, which is sad... but so very funny.  I kind of died a little at the Weight Watcher's prank and Andy's obliviousness to the fact that they were all laughing at him and not the jerky guy.  And Little Tapioca sabotaging Andy's resume on purpose and him having NO CLUE.  And oh, how you made my heart sing with the Andy/Karen bit.  And that closing paragraph was pure genius.  I loved this entire fic like crazy.  I adore how you can portray so many of the outside forces that impacted Andy simply through his innocently oblivious views.  The writing voice that you gave him is just so him that I wish this Andy really did have a daily blog that I could laugh with and get heartbroken with.  Anyway, AWESOME FIC!

Author's Response:

I love how you get every nuance of my Andy chapters!  I'm sure there were a few people who read through this quickly and didn't get just how long it took Andy to get that resume together and get the job. 

When posting this Andy chapter and the last one (the firthgal era ones), I have to say I wait with bated breath until you've reviewed. I wonder if you're going to think I've done right by Andy. I give a big sigh of relief when you review and of course you've "gotten" it. Andy's such a wonderful character.  I'm not a fan of the season 3 Jim/Pam angst, but season 3 gave us Andy, so that part is a pretty big win.

I actually thought about changing the title of this, because to me (and to my regret, really) it didn't end up being so much about the forces that shaped him and "how he got that way," it ended up more being "this is Andy, this is how he is" and showing how the Andy-ness has manifested itself at different times.  I didn't end up renaming it because I couldn't think of another name I liked and also I sort of didn't want to wrench its identity from it, if that makes any sense.  When I think of this story, by the way, or speak of it to my betas, it's just "the Andyfic."  I thought you'd think it was funny to know that.

By the way, this chapter was done a long time ago, like early last summer when the first chapter came out.  It sat around and waited for me to write the 2nd chapter.  Then it sat around and waited until I finally decided recently that the junior high chapter and college chapter may never get written to my satisfaction, and I couldn't let this chapter die on the vine, especially since it so nicely (for me) practically wrote itself. ;)  If I ever do make those other chapters behave, I'll fit them into the right places here.

By the way, I added a comment in the fanfic section of the Andy Bernard Chronicles and I noticed cobwebs in there.  (Not really, but you know what I mean.)  Have you been too busy for the Chronicles?  Have there been no worthy new Andy fics, or do you just add them and not have an "updated activity" section?

You probably recall that Andy did compare Karen and himself to Sam and Diane, in Diwali: "Roller-coastery friendship. Hot. Cold. On again. Off again. Sexual tension filled type of deal. It's very Sam and Diane." " Wow." "From 'Cheers'."  "Yup."  Given that and Karen's sensible "throwing out the Jagermeister" decision, it was easy to jump to a conclusion that Karen had perhaps imbibed the Jager a prior time and done something she then regretted, like having a little spin on the 'Nard Ride. Karen fervently hopes that anyone who reads this blog thinks that Andy's making the whole thing up.  He isn't. ;)

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, firthal!  I'm especially glad that you liked this. 

2 Become 1 by downtown Rated: K [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Andy makes things happen. 
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 2092 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So perfect.  The Spice Girls pretty much define Kandy. 

Summary:

In response to 55: The Kandy Edition 

Andy wants to help Kelly get back at Ryan...and help himself in the process.

 


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42 Read Count: 2143 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So incredibly Kandy, I loved it!!!

Author's Response: Aw, thanks!

Hard Kandy by larrymcg Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary:

One of Andy's favorite phrases takes on a whole new meaning.

Mose thinks his was "so wrong". He's a wuss.


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1191 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was so freakin' hilarious, I swear I was laughing for five minutes straight after the "In your butt?" line!  Awesome story and a side of Kandy fic that we rarely see (or want to think about).

Summary:

Kelly calls Andy from her desk... 


Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1856 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: ...Wearing ONLY this...

Hilarious, I loved it!  Especially when Andy thought it was his mom!

Author's Response: haha thanks!

Summary: Response to 55-word Kandy challenge. Kelly discovers her favorite shade of pink.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1605 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Shades of Awesome

Okay, I signed up for an account just so that I could review this fic!  It was perfect!!!  So undeniably sweet.  Kandy is seriously the greatest invention that fandom has ever made.

Author's Response: Welcome to MTT membership! I agree, Kandy is a lot of fun. The more Kandy fics I read the more I'm sure it's happening in Season 4. Thanks for the review firthgal.

Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Shades of Awesome

Oh, BlueJeanBaby, I know exactly what Cornell's colors are!  I looked it up a while back for a fic that I wrote called "I Can Be Your Hero."  They are white and carnelian (a reddish color).  Uh, so sorry if I'm not supposed to reply here!  Am totally new at this.

Summary: Glimpses into what happens when Kelly and Andy get together.

Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 6196 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 11, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kandyland

Ha, great ending!  Wonderful glimpses into Kandy, I love how Andy calls her his spicy little curry.

Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Assorted Kandy

Haha, I love Kelly's nicknames for Andy!  So cute.  I just can't get enough of these little Kandy moments, you write them so perfectly!