Penname: flonkertonxx Real name: mattie
Member Since: September 30, 2007

Bio:

I started reading JAM fanfic and fell in love with it right away. Now, I'm writing stories of my own and I've lately become hooked. I'll gladly beta anyone's stories so don't be timid to ask me to! I love getting suggestions for my stories and also sharing fics that you have found interesting. So on that note, feel free to send me an email or an AIM and I'll be glad to chat with you about stuff : )

And just a quick warning - my first few stories are seriously HORRIBLE so I suggest you read the more recent ones to prevent yourself from torture.


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One Day by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 353] 141
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 153969 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: March 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 19: 3:00 PM

thank you so much for updating! when i saw it up i clicked on it right away and started reading. i'm so excited to see where this is going! please update soon; i'm looking forward to it!

Author's Response: Thanks for still reading after such a long absence!  The next update will come much sooner, I promise. 

Summary:

After a scare, Jim ends up in the hospital. Fortunately, pranks always make the day a little bit brighter. Spoilers for 'The Job'.

Except from Chapter Six:

“But Harry Potter is fictional,” Jim reasoned. “And he has Skelo-Grow.”

“I have Skelo-Grow.”

“No. You don’t.” Jim looked bemused.

Dwight pulled a bottle out of his pocket. “Oh yeah? Then what’s this?”

“Bleach.”

Dwight gave a slightly disturbing smile. “That’s to fool the Muggles.”


Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5351 Read Count: 21286 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Behind the Potted Plant

Me Encanta [x

hahahaha, but yes, that is very good [: i like how you didn't make pam so "omg you and karen were holding hands!" and you just made her laugh it off. it's just like herrrrr [:

i hope you write more to this story soon! i can`t wait to read it!



Author's Response:

Gracias, flonkertonxx! ; ) I'm very glad you liked it! Yeah, Pam isn't going to make a big deal out of it because she has an idea of what Karen went through. And besides, she has more important news to tell Jim. ; )

The next chapter should be up today or tomorrow! Depends on how much work I can blow off and still make my boss think I was productive.

Thank you so much for the nice review! I can't tell you how much I appreciate getting feedback!

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Skele-Gro

i still really enjoyed that [:

it was hilariousss .

espically when dwight was like

"she said they come in real handy in bed."

i started cracking up . which isn`t good because i woke up at 5 this morning before school . and my mom hates it when i do that . but she didn`t hear [:

i can`t wait to read more ofyou storiessss .



Author's Response:

I'm glad you liked it, flonkertonxx! And I'm really glad you found it funny because that was the goal even though it was a serious situation. And I shudder just to think about Dwight doing... ugh... that.

Thanks for the great review! More stories will be coming soon!

-Rose : )

Summary: Past Featured StoryDwight's responses to the Proust Questionnaire (at least the ones he deemed worth answering)
Categories: Other
Characters: Dwight
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Proust Questionnaire
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 347 Read Count: 1826 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2007 Updated: September 20, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i'm in a rush to go to a rehersal for the play i'm in, but i wanted to read one of your stories, so i chose the shortest one and i love it (: it is EXACTLY like dwight. good job!

A Wedding by PokerChips Rated: K+ [Reviews - 1] 1
Summary: Jim thinks his way through a wedding.

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1742 Read Count: 2594 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I LOVE IT !
it brought tears to my eyes (:
it was so cute and fits the characters perfectly. you are so talented !

Author's Response: Thanks so much. This was one of my fave fics to write.

Summary: A Jam IM chat. Jim is told by Dwight that he has to look after Pam or else. Now Jim is dying to know why Dwight is so protective... and Pam does not want to tell him. No real spoilers. Based on Pam crying in Back from Vacation.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 786 Read Count: 3304 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

now that was simply AMAZING! i laughed. and smiled (: i'm so adding this to my favorites.

Summary: A series of IM conversations between Jim and Pam. Just a lot of fluffy season 4 fun! Spoilers through season 4. by the way I'm bad with titles.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10914 Read Count: 37951 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Champion

I love all of these (x

ican't wait to read the one about the kiss in money. hey, sometimes cutsey and lame can be good (x

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Bathroom Check ups

ahhh that's funny (: i really love it when people are talented enough to make whole stories out of AIM conversations. THat must have been hard, but it turned out spectacular!

Summary: Sugary-sweet, fizzy, purple goodness. What's not to love? Well, let's just say grape soda has seen some ups and some downs in Jim and Pam's relationship.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11181 Read Count: 34383 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: October 30, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: The Purple People

i love ittt (: this is hilarious. i could really see this happening on the show. you are an amazing writerr (: keep it up !

Author's Response: Aw, that's such a sweet thing to say! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for your reviews, they're a really big deal to authors. Seriously. Reviewers like you are the best! :)

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: The Fight

i'm sad its over, but i really enjoyed it !

it was so cute and just like them!



Author's Response: Oh, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I really enjoyed all of your reviews! And hearing that it's just like them is pretty much the best compliment you could get, so thanks for that!

Can't Go Back by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 85] 47
Summary: Past Featured Story

Post-Benihana Christmas fic!

Remember when Jim and Pam convinced Dwight that a CIA helicopter would pick him up on the roof? Well, neither of them could resist showing up that night to see the prank to it's conclusion.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12284 Read Count: 24015 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Chase

I can't wait until the next chapterr [:

i'm being left in suspense right now.

gee. thanksss.

hahaa [x

just kiddingg.

great work so far !



Author's Response: Heh. Thanks! I'm actually in suspense right now too because I'm not quite sure what is going to happen in chapter three...

Summary: Jim can't help but realize that Pam's in trouble.


Yes, I changed the title. (last line of chapter 4) Just a note: Reviews are greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2044 Read Count: 17833 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

add the next chapter

go go go !

i can't wait. it is great so far !

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

i can't wait to see what happens (:

in my opinion, you should make the chapter longerr.

 bbut it's your story and i don't want to interfere (:



Author's Response: I\'ll definetly consider that! I guess I keep finding the right cliffhangers to stop at.

Summary: The dictionary definiton of a Jim.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 503 Read Count: 2665 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2007 Updated: October 20, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: What is a Jim?

how creativee (:

i loveeddd itt ! seriouslyyy. it was greatttt (:



Author's Response:

Aw, thank you, flonkertonxx! I'm so happy you liked it and thought it was creative!

-Rose : )

Summary: Three conversations take place under starry skies. Four lives are forever changed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8934 Read Count: 11646 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: i've done what i could for you (and i do know what's good for me)

i love it so much (: i like how you made Pam comfort him at the end of this. Most people wouldn't have thought of the way pam really acts and they would have made her yell at him or something. it's like you really understand the character and you know how to relate to her in your fanfic (:

please continue !

Summary:

After a slight pause, Jim rose as well, moving to follow Dwight.  Pam stood and shook her head at him. 

 

            “Let me go…I owe Dwight one.”

 

 

 

Alternate Scene for Money I couldn't get out of my head.  What if Pam went after Dwight?  Short, comments would be great.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 826 Read Count: 2855 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2007 Updated: October 30, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I LOVED THAT !

it's probably exactly how that would have turned out if they made Pam go into the stairwell.

it made my stomach feel all fluttery inside ! (x

Summary: It's Halloween again. Ensamble episode in novel format, served with a side of Jam. Set after 'Money'.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4867 Read Count: 7053 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cold Open

Lordy, i was cracking up the whole time i read that (:

everything about it was hilarious, and i could really see it being put on the show!

Summary: If there was a pre-documentary documentary, the camera crew would have asked the women of The Office to respond to this question: What do you want to be when you grow up? These would've been their (55-word) answers.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Angela, Carol, Jan, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Childhood, Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 502 Read Count: 21082 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: October 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kelly

Oh my Lord, this is a brilliant idea for a story!

i love it already. i laughed when kelly said "Duh. So i'll be like, super awesome!"

best line. hilarious (:



Author's Response: Oh, thanks! I'm so glad you liked it. These have been really fun because they remind me of people I used to know in elementary school. Like Kelly reminds me of this girl in my 5th grade class who was obsessed with the color purple. Everything she owned was purple. It was awesome.

Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Angela

hahaa! i espically loved that one! they are all amazing, i can't wait to see more! keep it up!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm so glad you're enjoying these. They were a lot of fun to write. :)

Summary:

Pam contemplates her life and her best friend when a song on the radio almost kills her.

Jim's been Dancing Through Life for way too long.

Karen gets the bitter end of this Wicked, twisted world she got herself stuck in. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Oscar, Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2096 Read Count: 7403 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2007 Updated: May 03, 2008
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I'm Not That Girl

i love wicked too (: i have actually been working with a stage director since 4th grade [wow. long time ago] who started kristen chenoweth off in acting, and i got to meet her (:

anyway, i loved your story. it says it's not completed, and if it's not, i can't wait for the next chapterr! if you are done though, i loved it.



Author's Response: you are seriously SO lucky. she is absolutely amazing!

Summary: Jim and Pam make up after their little fight in the episode Halloween. Spoilers for Halloween.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2893 Read Count: 4788 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2007 Updated: November 02, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this is so sad ): i read it yesterday but i didn't have a chance to review.

it was beautiful though. i like how you let pam admit she had some feelings toward Jim. the note at the end brought a little tear to my eye. (: GREAT JOB!



Author's Response: Thanks so much for your review. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I was thinking of changing the ending to make it happily ever after, but i liked the angst.

untitled by overreaction Rated: M [Reviews - 30] 5
Summary: what you get when you mix happy, expectant JAM with drunk, pissed Roy.

Please review. That would be awesome blossom. with a little extra awesome.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7035 Read Count: 17448 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: December 13, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

i'm really enjoying this so far, and i can't wait to see what comes. roy wanting to see a new engaged and pregnant pam can only lead to trouble. it's going to be great! keep up the good work!

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Pam refused to let Angela drop her off at home after the Dundies?

“I want to go to Jim’s,” Pam said, interrupting Angela’s thoughts.

Angela felt as though her head might pop off and land in one of her cup holders. Would the depravity of this night never end?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19942 Read Count: 55465 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Bad Idea

i likee this a lott (: that was so angela. haha! i can't wait to read more soon!

Author's Response: lol, thanks flonkertonxx :)

Summary: Jim and Pam deal with an old issue, and Pam has a tough assignment from Michael
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5855 Read Count: 10515 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 07, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i'm SO SORRY i haven't been able to help you beta this! DANGG, i have not been able to near my computer since the play has been beginning run-throughs. and i'm not going to be home for christmas break, im visitng family. i will try HARD to come back to this soon!

Author's Response: Don't worry about it.  Life can happen to anyone.  Still looking forward to the next installments of your stories.  Have a great Thanksgiving - ken

Summary: After a freak thunderstorm hits Scranton, the populace of the office are forced to spend the night at Dunder Mifflin. How will they survive spending twenty-four hours together? A fictitious season 4 episode. Spoilers for throughout season 4
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4322 Read Count: 5679 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 07, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
Reviewer: flonkertonxx Signed
Date: November 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: We Are Family

i love this! i can't wait to read more. this is great so far! please continue!