Summary: Jim Halpert: Salesman, single dad and accidental romantic lead.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 49472 Read Count: 48837 ePub Downloads: 31
Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009
Bio:
Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
Bio:
Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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[Report This] Published: May 04, 2009 Updated: September 10, 2012
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 
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Date: August 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Getting There
10 Date: August 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Getting There
YAY! i've been reading this at ALSS, but i'm so glad i found it here! i had been going bananas waiting for this chapter, and now i'm going to go bananas again waiting for the next one!
Author's Response: Heeey,\r\nAh yes I completely forgot to update this on ALSS, so thanks for reminding me =) I hope I wont keep you so long this time, although I am writing a oneshot instead of working on the enw Ellie pfft, shame on me =)\r\n\r\nThanks again for your review. You = awesome!\r\n\r\n
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Warm Fuzzies
10 Date: December 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Warm Fuzzies
YAY!!!! i was actually going to bug you today about getting a new chapter up... but then i got the update notification email this morning! what an awesome way to wake up!
don't worry about the lack of ellie... cute as she is, children should not be included during sexy time.
what a wonderful chapter! i can't wait to see these two at ellie's birthday party..... and then at pam's house after. heeeeee....
Author's Response: LMAO I felt your cyber nudge!!! Glad you liked this, and yeah, I wonder why so many people aren't missing Ellie as much in this chapter ;)
Already working on the next one :) Thanks for reviewing <3
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: February 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
Date: February 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
i hope you haven't abandoned this story, 'cause i love it so much. that, and you're teetering right on the edge of smut...
Author's Response: Definitely not abandoned this story, just lame lol. But guess who updated?
Thanks for the review, smut is a coming I promise :)
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
10 Date: May 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: You're three thousand miles from the place you once called home
update? pretty please? *bats eyelashes*
Author's Response: It's cominnnnnnnng. I totally restarted it as I hated what I had lol :)
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 02, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Par-tay in da house!
10 Date: May 02, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Par-tay in da house!
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now i will read it. just had to express my excitement!
Author's Response: Thanks FlonkertonChamp, it means a lot you're still excited about the story. What did you think? Was it worth the wait? lol. Thanks again!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11386 Read Count: 33070 ePub Downloads: 1
Pam writes a letter (or two or three). We'll see how it goes.
Spoilers for Company Picnic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11386 Read Count: 33070 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i love this!
and yes, their baby is NOT an accident! "accident" has such a negative connotation. their baby is a SURPRISE! a happy squee-worthy surprise!
Summary: The unnoticed night of conception. Disclaimer: I do not own any aspect of the Office or its characters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 932 Read Count: 4157 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 932 Read Count: 4157 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2009 Updated: May 31, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i figured that pam got pregnant during the time she was with the MSPC. those early mornings can throw off the pill schedule!
Summary: 
Jim and Pam start their holidays off right after the Moroccan Christmas party.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1952 Read Count: 6850 ePub Downloads: 3
Jim and Pam start their holidays off right after the Moroccan Christmas party.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1952 Read Count: 6850 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2009 Updated: June 11, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 9
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
“How about instead of a doll with a horn, I’ll show you my horn?” combined with ...so there was no mistaking his ‘horn’ pushing insistently against her stomach. made me giggle like a loon.
and the rest made me... well... not giggle. ;o)
Author's Response: *snickered* I know, I know...no guy's thingy should ever be referred to as a "horn". But I'm glad you got a giggle out of it ;o) Thank you!
Tesserae by xoxoxo, Colette, sophia_helix, Annabel Winslow, Paper Jam, LoveFool, Sweetpea, thirtypercent, Steph, callisto, Talkative, bashert, Blanca Rated: M [Reviews - 233] 61
61 Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47542 Read Count: 78761 ePub Downloads: 16
A series of Season 5 episode related stories.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47542 Read Count: 78761 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2009 Updated: September 10, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Weight Loss: Someone Just a Little More Funky by sophia_helix
10 Date: October 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Weight Loss: Someone Just a Little More Funky by sophia_helix
holy crap. these two are soup snakes.
no seriously, they're like jim & pam: the psych ward edition.
Summary: "Like all Mondays, they took separate cars because Pam had her art class across town after work. Like all Mondays, Pam dropped the kids off at Jim’s parent’s house in the morning and he picked them up in the evening. But today was not a regular Monday—as Jim would soon discover." After an unexpected occurrence, Pam finds herself falling in love with her husband, Jim, all over again.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36963 Read Count: 78354 ePub Downloads: 32
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36963 Read Count: 78354 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2009 Updated: January 18, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: I Need You
10 Date: August 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: I Need You
wow... this is heartbreaking, but SO good!
Author's Response: I\'m glad you think it\'s good, though heartbreaking. My view is that they have to go trough some things in order to understand, specially Pam, their need for each other. But, happy moments awaits. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Because I never stopped loving you
10 Date: September 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Because I never stopped loving you
WOW! such a great chapter!
i DO think that the rating needs to be bumped up to T now. and that's a good thing!
Author's Response: I'm glad you liked this chapter, I really liked writing it! And thanks for reminding me about the rating... I changed it! I totaly forgot for a moment there. Thanks for reviewing!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: And always it will be
10 Date: October 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: And always it will be
oh... so so lovely.
office wedding... EEP!!!!!!!
so, um... i caught a pretty significant typo: "sitting at her weasel with a wooden palette in hand."
i'm no art major, but i'm THINKING that should be "easel"? :o)
Author's Response: Thank you for reading and reviewing. And also for the typo heads-up... It wouldn't be a nice image to see Pam sitting at her weasel! And... Wedding episode was AMAZING! Can't wait to include all those little details... =)
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: That’s the second time he’s wanted to attack you
10 Date: November 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: That’s the second time he’s wanted to attack you
you should jump off a-- no, just kidding. ;oP
i'm so glad to see an update! i was wondering if he would show her the documentary.
can't wait for the next chapter!
Summary: The excuse for this one is the purchase of my new laptop. My contribution to the conception!fic genre. Spoilers for Two Weeks, I guess.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2900 Read Count: 7044 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2900 Read Count: 7044 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2009 Updated: June 23, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
AAAAAAWESOME!!! one thing...... i didn't see anything about them turning off the water. that's going to be one hell of a water bill...
Summary: 55 word segments of Pam’s pregnancy
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 411 Read Count: 1590 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 411 Read Count: 1590 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2009 Updated: June 27, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 8
Date: August 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Rest Is Now
8 Date: August 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Rest Is Now
lovely... but one thing: pam and jim found out they were pregnant in may. and she couldn't have been more than a month pregnant because she had no idea. december 18th would make her only 7 months pregnant.
Author's Response:
Yes, but that's assuming people realize when they are pregnant. There are plenty of people who go all 9 months never realizing they are pregnant. I've got a friend who didn't realize she was pregnant until the 3rd month of her pregnancy. So its not totally impossible that she was 2-3 months along by then, and, until proven otherwise by spoilers, that's what I always believed in my head as the scenario. I had it very well dreamt out.
Thanks for the review, though, really. :).
Summary:
Why Jim's and Pam's children developed the habit of calling home.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1199 Read Count: 2119 ePub Downloads: 1
Why Jim's and Pam's children developed the habit of calling home.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1199 Read Count: 2119 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
GAH! i love it! i have a feeling that in the future, jim's not even gonna need viagra... pam's all he needs.
Author's Response: Heee...your review made me laughed! It\'s probably true ;o) Thanks for the review, FlonkertonChamp!
Summary: It's winter, it's snowing. That doesn't stop them from going to work, and it doesn't stop Jim from being a bad boy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1847 Read Count: 1995 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1847 Read Count: 1995 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2009 Updated: July 05, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 7
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
7 Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i liked it, but the end was TOTALLY out of character for jim (and dwight). jim bragging about sex in the office? high-fiving dwight? not jim at all.
Summary:
Jim and Pam honeymoon in Mexico. Lots of sun, sand, and.....what honeymooners do :D
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3011 Read Count: 8094 ePub Downloads: 3
Jim and Pam honeymoon in Mexico. Lots of sun, sand, and.....what honeymooners do :D
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3011 Read Count: 8094 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2009 Updated: July 09, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 8
Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Itty Bitty Black Bikini
8 Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Itty Bitty Black Bikini
i loved it, with one (actually, two) exceptions: both times when you used the term "fucked"... it just doesn't fit with the mood of the rest of the story... in fact, it's pretty jarring.
Author's Response: Thank you for the review, Flonkerton! I apologize about the fact that I used the explicit language this story and that it was jarring for you. It was a struggled when I wrote whether or not to include the \"f\" word but I thought that sometimes Jim and Pam lovemaking is probably dirty so I used those words. But I understand what you mean. Thanks for letting me know :o)
Summary: Some people have some things to say about the new office surprise. Spoilers for "Company Picnic."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 383 Read Count: 1985 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 383 Read Count: 1985 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2009 Updated: July 17, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: August 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
But, oh my God, they totally have to get married before she turns into a whale.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Author's Response: Hehehehe :D
Summary: Baby talk begins!
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 112 Read Count: 3821 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 112 Read Count: 3821 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 01, 2009 Updated: August 01, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1
10 Date: October 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1
in my babyfic they have a boy! and his name is james... just sayin'. :o)
Summary: a little thing we like to call a wedding ;)
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 781 Read Count: 1660 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 781 Read Count: 1660 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: mixed
10 Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: mixed
Michael throws a fistful of rice at us just as we say I do.
That cracked me up. The rest made me swoon. Bravo!
Author's Response: haha...the michael line was an impulse add. i decided i couldn\'t get by without mentioning him :)
Summary: The third time they kiss, his hands are tangled in her curls and she tastes like cherry lip gloss and second chances and she giggles into his open mouth.
A look at the development of a relationship.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 946 Read Count: 3024 ePub Downloads: 1
A look at the development of a relationship.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 946 Read Count: 3024 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2009 Updated: September 01, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I just want your kiss
10 Date: December 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I just want your kiss
guh. i've been reading your stories... and good god, you are an AMAZING fluff writer!
Summary: Total fluff. I know, it's all that's coming out lately. Speculation based on spoilers for episode 6.04. Just some moments during a particular day for Jim and Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2216 Read Count: 3891 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2216 Read Count: 3891 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 25, 2009 Updated: September 25, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: September 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
oh this is just so so lovely. one thing, grammar-wise: the first paragraph is in 3rd person, and the rest of the story is in 2nd person. just something you might want to fix. :o)
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: November 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
oh i love this. honestly, the fluffier the better. :o)
i also think it's hilarious that, since you wrote this before the episode aired, how completely off you were about how pam's grandmother reacts. ;o)
Summary: Some small moments that make parenthood totally worth it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1417 Read Count: 12805 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1417 Read Count: 12805 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2009 Updated: September 27, 2009
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Snotty Jello
10 Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Snotty Jello
heh... i have a cold right now. i want jim to give me kleenex in jello.
Author's Response:
Unfortunately, I've kidnapped Jim and he is handling my kleenex needs right now :)
Thanks for the review!