Penname: MrsLloyderineHalpert Real name: Melissa
Member Since: October 31, 2006

Bio:
Oh wow, so I'm back here after over a year of getting caught up in real life.  Hoping to get back into writing now.  I can't wait for the new season!
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Expressions in Emoticons by NobleLandMermaid Rated: T [Reviews - 514] 98
Summary: Past Featured Story

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 314022 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: The Fire

I always imagine Pam's all time favorite as being Say Anything (before I saw the deleted scenes with Toby's list, even!).  As I said before, I adore these convos.  So much more can be said in IM than face to face.


Author's Response: Yeah, I could see something like "Say Anything" being her fave. I wonder if they ever decided on Pam's favorite movie, I bet Jenna knows . . .

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Email Surveillance

Oh my god!  Dwight IS grown up Napoleon Dynamite!  Thankfully,  you haven't ruined the movie for me; you've made it even better.  :)

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: The Secret

oh this chapter was so so sad!  I wanna cry for poor Jim-Bag.

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 24: Dwight's Speech

aw this one was a little sad.  But I have to say, you totally...ack I'm spacing on words...what's the opposite of "ruined"?  Well you, the opposite of ruined Valentines Day and Boys and Girls for me.  Especially Valentine's Day; I have always been sad that Jim didn't get Pam anything--now I just have to figure out what he got her.  :P

Author's Response: Salvaged maybe? But yeah, thats a pretty sad run, from B&G to Take your daughter to work day, so it felt good to add a more positive spin to it.

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 49: Product Recall

fantastic job.  I'll probably be wrong, but I'll take a crack at what your intentions were...Pam's feeling nostalgic--she misses the way things used to be between her and Jim, hence the Threat Level Midnight mention.  Jim's a little more hesitant to slip back into that mode, hence his somewhat curt reply to the whole reminicense.

How was that?  Anyway, I can't wait to see the last few S3 chapters!

On the Air by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 121] 46
Summary:

WYDM is Scranton's local radio station, with our favorite paper-pushers as DJs. Kelly gossips, Angela gives advice, Toby does traffic, and there's a new guy doing the morning show that's causing quite a stir...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11802 Read Count: 25015 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: September 14, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: August 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Risky or Romantic?

I desperately wanted to write you a review for each chapter, but the truth is, I couldn't tear myself away from the story for that long.  Now that I'm safely and sullenly out of chapters until your next update, I can rave all I want!  I looooooooooooooooooooove this story!  Jim as a DJ?  Lovely.  Board Operator Beesly? Perfect.  Saved By The Bell references?  Heaven!  

Author's Response: Wow, thank you so much!  I'm really glad you're enjoying it :)

Bullseye by supergirlsudz Rated: T [Reviews - 23] 7
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam takes a trip to Target, buys a swimsuit, and gets some inspiration from an unlikely source.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2370 Read Count: 2887 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2007 Updated: August 13, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

very nice first story!  I'm a little jealous of your mad skills.  :)  Seriously though, this was very believable, very true to the way Pam has changed through season three.

Author's Response: Thanks so much, MrsLloyderineHalpert. I'm glad it was believable - that was the goal!

Names by EmilyHalpert Rated: K [Reviews - 83] 17
Summary:

55 words on choosing a name.

(all stand alone pieces) 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 48591 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2010
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: August 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Allison

so cute.  I love married Jim and Pam.


Author's Response: :D. So do I. I just wish it was Jim and Emily, but whatever I can get

Ain't That a Kick in the Head by questionforyou Rated: M [Reviews - 28] 9
Summary:

It’s time for the first annual Dunder Mifflin National Sales Meeting in Las Vegas. What will go down in the city of sin, where alcohol flows, love can be won, lost and won again, and where drive-through weddings are all-too-available?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10101 Read Count: 9632 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: August 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: chapter 1: profoundly inappropriate

I'm anxious to see where this goes; please continue soon!

Just Words by Guariglia Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary: The end of the first date. The beginning of the rest of their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1500 Read Count: 2684 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 26, 2007 Updated: August 26, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: August 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hee hee I would love to see angela's face watching Pam and Jim's wedding with Pam's "dress that accented her burgeoning pregnancy".  This was beautiful

Screwed by wonder149 Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary:

How Ryan Howard learned that timing is everything.
(two TalkingHeads, Post The Job)


Categories: Present
Characters: Kelly, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119 Read Count: 2208 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: September 17, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 8
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awesome.  Very awesome.  Hee hee hee, I just can't stop giggling.

Author's Response: yes! glad you enjoyed this!

Cold Openings by kgreene Rated: K [Reviews - 447] 110
Summary:

Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.

 


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 272816 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Ask Dwight

haha I love it.  Please post more!


Author's Response: Thanks! I hope to have some more up soon!

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: A Rose By Any Other Name

I love...well, all of them.  but my favorites so far are the superhero one and the one with Pam & Toby's little interaction.  I love Toby; I would be rooting for him and Pam to get together if Pam and Jim weren't so *obviously* meant to be.

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, poor Toby. Originally, that one was going to be more about Pam and Toby, with Toby ending up moping about Jim and Pam at the end. But I didn\'t want to do that. I wanted to have Toby win for a change. I think we all love it when Toby has a good moment. But at the same time I am fascinated by Toby\'s unrequited love for Pam. One day I\'ll write one that will have that but be funny at the same time. Thanks again!

Wacky Wednesday by Muggins Rated: M [Reviews - 31] 14
Summary: Past Featured Story

Michael watched Pam through the blinds. She was so lucky, everyone always wanted to talk to her, hang out with her, be friends with her. Sometimes he wished he could be her. It would all be so easy if he was Pam.


Pam looked up to see Michael staring at her through the blinds. She smiled to herself before turning back to answering the phones. Sometimes she wondered what it was like to be Michael. It must be strange.


There's a rule of the universe. Never wonder the same thing at the same time as someone else. That's a karmic jinx.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22887 Read Count: 10735 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2007 Updated: November 01, 2007
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: September 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Alarm Clock Sounds

woah, awesome!  I've been waiting for Deerinthepark's story too.  Hopefully you'll update a little more...actually than This Isn't Right has been.  Awesome beginning! :P


Author's Response:

When is Deerinthepark going to update?
When?
Because I just know that Pam is going to do the nasty with Jim in Karen's body! IT HAS TO HAPPEN!
Meanwhile, I am trying with all my might NOT to have Jim do the nasty with Michael in Pam's body.
It is so unfair!

I am such an idiot, I should have had Kelly and Pam switch bodies! Then we could have had Kelly in Pam's body and Pam in Kelly's body both doing the nasty with Jim!!!! Sigh. Why don't I think these things through? 

 

Bespelled by Azlin Rated: K+ [Reviews - 17] 7
Summary: Enchanted meets The Office, and magic and mayhem ensue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8363 Read Count: 9198 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2008 Updated: January 17, 2009
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: January 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Your head feels its spinning

I'm swooning right now.  Prince Jim.  *swoon*

Can't wait for the next update!



Author's Response: Thanks, I hope you like the next chapter. I just posted it.

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: And now you are beside me

Ack it took me too long to get a chance to read the new chapter!  It was really good, it was awesome to see Pam and Prince Jim interacting. :)

Dunder Mifflin, This is Rose by Treble Rated: K [Reviews - 25] 10
Summary:

Crossover with Doctor Who and The Office. In her attempts to cross universes and get back to the Doctor, Rose Tyler ends up stuck in the parking lot of Dunder Mifflin around the time of Ben Franklin. A multi-reunion fic of sorts. Spoilers for the third season of The Office. For DW, not JE compliant but little spoilers for late series 4.

In which things get reunited and dry ice ATTACKS


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12428 Read Count: 9301 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2008 Updated: September 10, 2008
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A Smidge Lost

ah!  I love it!  The two shows I am completely obsessed with...together at last!  Bliss!  You write Rose really well, too.

Author's Response: Thanks! They are my two favorite shows as well :)

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: A Tad Found

aww poor Jim, all left out of things. :( I hope you make up for it in the next chaptefs!  I'm still in love with this story and still reading, so that says...something at least!

Author's Response: Aww you are so sweet! I'm glad you are enjoying it!

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: A Dollop of Rum

Hey, I like gouda!  Tell David Tennant!  :P  j/k

Nice chapter, great drunken girl-talk moments! (and yes, I am going to comment on every single chapter, that's how much I love you and this story)



Author's Response: hee! I'll pass that along to Mr. Tennant... ;)

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: A Touch of BOOM!

'He stood up straight in recognition. “Oi! This is Dunder Mifflin PA! That’s brilliant! And quite the coincidence. Well, has anyone noticed a minor explosion lately? Though,” he added, with a tug of his ear, “mind you, I never saw that bit.”'

Oi!  I squealed at this bit, great chapter ending. Seriously.  Perfect Doctor, tuggin on his ear and all.  Nice bit in the middle, too, with Pam and Jim's little moment.



Author's Response: This was totally my favorite chapter to write, ever. I loved everything coming together! It was so satisfying for me :) I'm glad it was for you too!

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: A Splash of Reunion

aaaaawwwwwwwww such a sweet reunion.  I also love that Creed somehow knew what they were talking about...nice.


Author's Response: Well if anyone would know, it would be Creed. Although I couldn't decide whether he would actually know or whether he was just talking out of his bum!

Spectrum by callisto Rated: T [Reviews - 113] 57
Summary: Past Featured StoryA colorful look at the evolution of Pam and Jim's relationship.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, In Stamford, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14547 Read Count: 39946 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2008 Updated: September 04, 2008
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 9
Date: September 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: red delicious

haha this was so cute, but I have to laugh at the end because my sister actually did save a Snicker's wrapper from her boyfriend (now husband).  :P  Very nicely done, I'm off to read the rest!

Author's Response: Aw, that\'s sweet. Snickers even? What a coincidence! Glad you liked it. Thanks for reading :)

The Date by Little Comment Rated: T [Reviews - 62] 33
Summary: Past Featured Story(or, Everyone Else Wrote It, Why Can't I?) If you aren't sick to death of tales about such an historic event, here's one more version - told to you by the daters themselves.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15896 Read Count: 27039 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2008 Updated: September 03, 2008
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

awwwww so adorable!  This story was *perfect*.  I love the end, with him calling her one more time for advice. :)  I hope to see more from you!


Author's Response: Thanks, Mrs. LH! I appreciate that! So glad you enjoyed this bit of silliness. :)

The Trip by Little Comment Rated: T [Reviews - 104] 44
Summary: The branch scores a trip to Walt Disney World, thanks to an amazing deal by Michael (and a semi-plausible explanation by Little Comment!). Same office workers, new place...hijinx a-go-go.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Angela/Andy, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Darryl, Kevin, Meredith, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62605 Read Count: 74950 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2008 Updated: October 13, 2008
Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: September 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I *loved* the date when I read it, and I can't wait to see what happens next!

Author's Response: Yay! Thanks a lot! :)

Reviewer: MrsLloyderineHalpert Signed
Date: September 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Who could not love a story like this?  And may I say that I absolutely adore and admire you for going that extra mile for bonus features?  So much fun!


Author's Response: Thanks, Mrs. LH! I just put it out there and whoever reads, reads...but I\'m pleased you like it! And thanks for checking out the bonus features! Some I put real time and effort in on, so I\'m happy when people like them. :) Thanks again!