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Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137666 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mosquitoes

oh I loved the end, my favorite after jealous!jim is out of control Jim and you captured him perfectly. Loved it, a perfect ending. The amazing thing about this story was that throughout we were never assured of a happy ending and yet this was so perfect and sweet.

Heirloom by xoxoxo Rated: K [Reviews - 21] 8
Summary: Improv!Fic Future Fluff - No Spoilers.  Pam receives a gift from Jim's mother.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1516 Read Count: 4054 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2007 Updated: February 28, 2007
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Date: February 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A picture is worth a thousand words...

I'm awed by your ability to integrate in the random items. sweet little nuglet of fluff

Author's Response: Why thank you!  I'm so glad you liked it.

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288884 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
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Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: After the cups, the marmalade, the tea

I'm glad he kissed her, but Pam's tasks are ridiculous, the man just told you he was in love with you and that he went as far as making up an alternate persona just to talk to you because he missed you! If I were Pam I would have jumped his bones five minutes into the breakfast, well then again if I was pam I would have jumped his bones during the pilot.

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Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When the evening is spread out against the sky

Believe it or not I actually fell in love with my husband after one dinner and three months of online chatting. So I totally know the appeal of online flirting! Gah! More please, I know you won't make this too easy for them but I LOVE the chat scenes!

Author's Response: I can believe it, because I met my husband online and we spent months apart with IRC our main mode of communication.  I guess that's why I felt the need to use it as a tool for our love birds.   Hope you like the upcoming chapters!!

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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When the evening is spread out against the sky

ok you've officially made up for being a tease in this last chapter. Kiss her damnit (not you Moxie, although that would make for an interesting story). Kiss her now! A woman just doesn't casually admit that her favorite color in the whole WORLD is the color of your eyes, she says it because she means it.

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Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse

ugh, can I say that I'm annoyed by Pam, I'm sure Jim finds her adorable, but I just want to strangle her! I'm usually the biggest pro-pammer out there, but seriously...he's been crazy about you for YEARS and not even a kiss? Come on! Jim you can do better! Call me after I give birth, we'll get coffee and I'll put out :)

Summary:

I caved and wrote a post-Cocktail fic that can be best described by Jim's Talking Head from Season 2 Ep 6:

Fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6450 Read Count: 9846 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
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Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Gentlemen, to your corners...

that was AWESOME! If I was Ryan I would SO hate Karen right now :)

Author's Response: I know! Haha, he did mess up big time, but the whole office doesn't need to know that!  Thanks for reviewing :)

Summary:

Jim returns to Scranton.  Spoilers through The Merger.
All kinds of awkwardness. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11594 Read Count: 32362 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2007 Updated: May 01, 2007
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Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome Home, Jim

I am going on hiatus from this story until you start posting more at one time, there's tantalizing and then there is cruel!!!! just kidding, I'll keep reading but come on cut us (and them) some slack!

Summary: A glimpse into some of the formative experiences of the employees of Dunder-Mifflin.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Those School Days
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4387 Read Count: 8403 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: March 23, 2007
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Date: March 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Dear Pam

this was the saddest Pam past story I've read here, I'm always saddened whenever someone is held back by a significant other, what a waste!!!

Author's Response: Wow, the saddest? I absolutely agree. It's horrible when a boyfriend/girlfriend holds someone back. I think that's the reason I always view Pam as such a tragic character.

Summary: Beesley uses art as therapy and creates a new masterpiece for Michael; Halpert takes a hard look at himself.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11737 Read Count: 22373 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
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Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Chapters 1-3

I love smut. I'm not going to lie. And that was hot, I mean like smoking Applebees sex hot. Are you sure you don't write for playgirl Totally. Just. Kidding.

Author's Response: I had never written smut in my life until a few weeks ago, and I still feel strange doing it, so I'm definitely glad that you like it. 

Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13876 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
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Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst

i HATE Jim. This is such an insightful little story because I can actually see him doing this. Everyone thinks Pam is the weak one but man I really think Jim is the real pussy here. Too scared to try again, so immature that he'd try to hurt someone with sex, cheating on his girlfriend. I really think he has a lot of growing up to do before he's worthy of pam (imho). But after that little rant I'd like to congratulate you on a amazing story, I hope you'll consider continuing this maybe even just as vignettes on what a bastard Jim is/can be- somehow it's oddly satisfying.

Summary: Past Featured Story

You spend your days watching other people fumble over themselves and wade through life without having to actually live your own.

Response to the Documentary Crew challenge!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Other, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1959 Read Count: 4980 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2007 Updated: March 12, 2007
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Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Lights, Camera, Action

although I'm currently loathing karen in a few other stories, I'm so happy you created a character that appreciates her for who she is. And Jim is an asshole, a gloriously adorable asshole but an asshole all the same. GREAT JOB, one of my new favorite one shots :)

Author's Response: Thanks!  I do enjoy a good fic that makes me hate Karen, but in all honesty I really sympathize with her.  And I could see how someone could perceive Jim as being a real ass sometimes, although I love him anyway ;)

Summary: The title pretty much explains it all.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Mark, Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1955 Read Count: 15497 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2007 Updated: March 12, 2007
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Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this is gloriously, ridiculously, fabulously sentimental. And I love it. What's happened to me as a person when I rejoice at Karen's pain. I suck. But you rock. can't wait for your next one.

Summary:

Michael decides that the office needs CPR training. Mid Season Two time frame.    


Categories: Present, Other, Jim and Pam
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Michael, Other, Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2708 Read Count: 2083 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 13, 2007
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Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: How Not To Save A Life

when I noted that jim and pam couldn't pair up I thought 'drat'. cute story

Author's Response:

Haha, yeah. Being an instructor, I know that yeah, they really really really don't like male/female pairs. I could have technically allowed it, but it worked out better when I was making up the pairs :)

Thanks for reviewing 

The Mole by sharky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 67] 16
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe documentary company needs a little help to finalize a distribution deal, so the head of the camera crew decides to recruit a mole.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7812 Read Count: 23338 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 23, 2007
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Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Monday

everyone, and I mean everyone needs a fairy god-phyllis :)

I love that Jim was so excited to see Pam and how easy it is to see that they were meant to be together.



Author's Response: I want one too. Thanks for the review!

Summary:

Jim gets two tickets for a Beatles tribute band. Basically, my love for The Beatles and The Office combined.

 Please review!!!!

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1054 Read Count: 1598 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
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Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm going to have to say that this was totally implausible because WHO DOESN"T LIKE THE BEATLES?!!

 

Just kidding very cute



Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I don't know anyone who doesn't like the Beatles but then again I hate Karen so she would have to be the opposite of any normal person haha

Summary: A different take on the Reality-TV challenge.  'The Office' is a hit, but not everyone cares about whether or not what they are watching is real. 
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Reality TV Hit
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1344 Read Count: 4147 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
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Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: digging a hole and the walls are caving in

non jam stories tend to usually make me a little ill. But this was AWESOME!!!!! Lately I've been feeling that Jim reeaally isn't good enough for her and ryan is really hot. um...that was awesome, i'm not articulate right now after 12 hours of studying, but i am impressed

Author's Response: Thank you!  I'm so glad you liked it even though its non-JAM, and Ryan? Sigh... he is... yeah.  I'm a little obsessed with writing Ryan fic lately because I am so in love with him, haha.  Thanks for reviewing!

Summary:

Angela is worried about the upcoming Gay Epidemic now that Oscar has been outed and has returned to the office after his gaycation.


Categories: Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Meredith, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2627 Read Count: 1531 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
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Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Little Something Naughty

that was. AWESOME. I really do Karen is bi though, all those boy fitted shirts and the call of duty come on!

Author's Response: We can only hope.  Or at least, I can only hope.

Summary: Post Cocktails. Roy goes after Jim. Updated final chapter: Five years have passed... what has become of everyone?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6727 Read Count: 18611 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 28, 2007
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Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Monday Morning

wow you have blurred the line between stupidilty and love so well. Karen is literally martyring herself isn't she. Man, Jim's mom is awesome, "katherine" very sweet. I think I may just hate Karen a little too much to feel particularly bad

Summary: Everyone has their schemes, some are just more outrageous than others
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7246 Read Count: 7507 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
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Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Property of Andrew David Bernard

this is awesome! i love jealous jim!

Author's Response: Me too! Oh wait, I love every Jim.

Summary: After Pam's assertion that she was fine with her choices in Boys and Girls, Jim writes a few lines expressing his frustration, leading to rapid developments. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4532 Read Count: 8368 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: March 22, 2007
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Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 (Chapters 1-4)

YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE! This Roy scares me because he scares Pam. Eek, more soon por favor!

Author's Response: Thanks, and I just posted part 2.  Hope you enjoy.

ROYGBIV by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 31] 3
Summary:

This is a collection of standalone short pieces linked only by the use of a color. The acronym ROYGBIV, in case anyone has forgotten high school optics, stands for Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet and describes the colors of a rainbow. None of these pieces is linked to another; they are not chapters in a story. I'm working on some character development/backstory ideas and thought they'd be fun to play with here.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12908 Read Count: 16044 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: RED

Oh I loved green, and not just because it was Pam. There's something about the scent of gardenia and the obtuseness of the orchid that you just captured here perfectly. I can just picture shy little Pam opening herself up gradually to her plants. That was perfectly lovely.

Author's Response: Thanks! I had no idea orchids were obtuse, but I like that phrase. :)

Summary:

Jim and Pam are good buddies. Jim helps her with her two problems: work and Roy. But what if she didn't have those problems? What would happen if they didn't have Dunder Mifflin in common?

A/U story. Basically, fluff, friendship and...romance?  Spoilers for all seasons (sort of).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7460 Read Count: 12187 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 23, 2007
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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Find me

I don't think it's work so much as a common sense of humor and to be honest I see that is the tie that binds almost every relationship I know together. More soon please :)

Author's Response:
I do think that they have a common sense of humor, though often times I think Pam's might tend to be a lot darker than Jim's.
Anyway, thanks so much for reading! It really does mean a lot to me.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: fasterthansnakes Signed
Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: See me

I love AUs and their rapport is amazing :) Jim is so so so hot, we were watching old office episdodes last night with an office virgin and even she fell for him by episode 2. Sigh.

Author's Response:
Yes, it's easy to fall for Jim. *sigh*

cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182024 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the deep end...

ok I'm officially creeped out by martha too, does she want to help pam or parsitically feed off the romance of their situation. Must redeem fast, must do that by writing another chapter fast! (is my hypnosis working? I need more magic lessons)

Author's Response: Okay, you take more magic lessons and I'll talk to Marsha about not being so creepy. Deal?