The mood had changed quickly and they weren’t laughing anymore, but there was still a faint smile on his lips.
Fluffy smut. Totally new territory for me.
I take it your Summary note was meant to be ironic.
Author's Response:
No. Turns out I just really. fucking. suck at fluff.
Even things I think are going to be cutesy turn out to be not so. OH LORD HELP MY EMO SOUL!!!!
I understand. Earlier today I tried to think back to the last time I wrote a happy Office fic and I couldn't. So I checked my list and it turns out I haven't written a happy Office fic. Someone's always miserable, self-destructing, fighting, dying, or being sexed up by a Village Person.
A few people run into Jim Halpert at the Super Walmart.I'm so glad someone else uses the word assholiness. It's like a mixture of Pope and ass.
Bwahahahahaha.
Ahem.
Bwahaha.
I hate that winky. I usually respond with the dancing pig.
“God, Angela would have made an excellent Puritan.”
Oh, this is going to be good. Or possibly the worst idea ever. Either way, it's going to be fun.
Author's Response:
Watch it buddy! You're the one who kills fan favorites! haha...hope you enjoy the rest of the fic, when I post it ;)
Well, I already knew ahead of time where you were going with this. Let's see if you can live up to expectations and crush poor Ryan mercilessly and repeatedly. Good fun.
10 Wow, this, like, totally reeked of awesomeness or something.
Try not to wake the kids.
Thank you. Reeking was beyond my wildest dreams. I was just going for smelling.
I don't think my husband will notice this for long tim. Hopefully, if he sees it, he'll still lobe me. This is one story we'll never see on The Offive.
Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Great title. Great injury.
Author's Response: I must thank Shan21 for help with the title, I always struggle on naming things. I had a list of like 10 options and she helped narrow it down! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the review.
10 My grade 5 teacher was named Mrs. Huber. I can't remember what she smelled like. The Kid was named Robert. Actually a friend of mine. I wish I had cooler friends.
Author's Response:
Oh, Alex, you're a good person, to hang out with The Kid! The Kid needs all the friends s/he can get.
You probably don't remember what Mrs. Huber smelled like because you didn't go around smelling people. That's my take on it!
Thanks for the review!
And I'm back from my month long sojourn. My favourite part without a doubt: There Goes Treble.
Author's Response:
You've been gone longer than a month, Alex Wert. :( I'm glad you're back. :)
I enjoyed There Goes Treble, too. A cappella groups have some pretty odd and punny names, so it seemed to fit both with the original name and what they might make their "after group" name.
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! This Andy story is one of my favorites that I've written, but like many of my stories, it doesn't attract the big crowd. I'm going for quality of readers, not quantity. ;) Thanks for adding to both. I hope you hang around a bit more. The forum is slow, by the way. Sloooooow.
It's Valentines Day. Creed has been invited to a poker party. Now if he could just find it....
10 I've had days like that.
10 That's certainly something. I'm always happy when I see you've posted something new because it's always different by far from the piles of queasiness inducing pink safety foam that dominates the landscape of this fandom. The fact that you're a great writer and never fail to deliver the goods is a bonus.
Pam got her nerve a little sooner then "Beach Games" and sends a private gift to Jim in Stamford. Jim has some thoughts on the matter.
Spoilers through Initiation.
(This story has been edited it's actually only 1,624 words long)
Where’s my thesaurus?
I do this all the time. I can never think of the words or phrases I want to use. When I write, I write in wordpad because it's easier, but I always have MS Word open so I can use the thesaurus tool for about one word every two paragraphs.
Sorry to ramble on and on about thesauri. When I was a kid I thought that Roget's Pocket Thesaurus was a story about a French kid and his tiny, unidentified dinosaur. Did anyone else think that? Just me?
ringie dingie?
Author's Response: Oh come on can't you imagine Jim thinking that? Alright maybe it's a stretch but he was in a good mood and who knows what goes on in that man's head, honestly. :)
10 No I don’t want to hug you…
Crap.
Bwa ha ha.
PS. You have several instances of then vs. than errors. Remember, the comparative is the one with the a.
What do you mean you shouldn't call yourself a writer? You're one of the most prolific and well-loved of all of us.
And now that I have been introduced to the boards, I too cannot get anything accomplished, so I know how you feel.
10 Hmmm... that reminds me of some things...
Also, the caller ID thing? Hilarious.
Hmmm...my guess I know what these things are that they remind you of...just guessing ;)
Thanks Wert, you're the best!
I wonder who actually picked out that underwear. As hot as Rashida is, that green was just all wrong for her complexion. Maybe you're being too harsh on her though. Maybe Karen has red/green colour blindness and should be getting our sympathy instead.
You didn't buy that argument, did you? Yeah, I didn't either.
This started as a short little oneshot in response to the All About a Peripheral Character challenge, but some very kind reviewers mentioned it might be cool to continue with this idea. So here it is, the new and improved story of the other Jim and Pam :o)
How does Hunter, Jan's former personal assistant (and I guess Ryan's current assistant), relate to our favorite office? Well, let's just say he's a lot like Jim...
I still think Hunter's gay for Ryan, but that's probably just me - I mean me thinking Hunter is gay for Ryan, not me being gay for Ryan.
Author's Response: Well, technically, in my story, Hunter didn't meet Ryan yet. So who knows, maybe he'll have a change of heart/sexual orientation...
Ryan may be gone from her life, but that is SO not going to shut Kelly Kapoor up.
An idea of Kelly's "revenge"
10 This is frickin' hilarious. So insanely Kelly, its causing me to burst from my sides.
And a fun time was had by all.
Sometimes it takes support from an unlikely source to help you through your darkest hours.
Now Complete!
Welcome to the murderers club. Club benefits are nearly nonexistant but the membership is exclusive.
I'm not sure how I feel about this one so far. This chapter went by so fast and I think I see where this is going but no matter which way it goes, there are so many hurdles to overcome. However, I have faith that you'll do an admirable job.
As Jim stormed out of the office, the only thing he could overhear was Kevin loudly proclaiming that Oscar owed him one hundred thousand dollars.
Awesome. Pay up, Oscar.
“Toby is Cockroach. Everyone stay away from Toby.” !!!