Penname: secondrink Real name: Jessica
Member Since: February 23, 2007

Bio:

I lack inspiration at the moment.

Keep writing for me!


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Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.

To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28812 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Day 529

Oh, Halpert, alcohol never killed anyone. Just drunk drivers who swerve erratically into oncoming traffic.  Just be sure to stay at home ;)

Just as performing your pranks warm your hands, reading about them kindles my funnybone.  Or something.



Author's Response: I\'m being a total drama queen, aren\'t I? Okay. Thanks. Here\'s to you. Tomorrow. Playing ball again tonight. Didn\'t get my ass beat as bad last night, so I\'m getting better.

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)

Speaking of shots, I’ll be at Poor Richard’s tonight, and every single one of you can shut the fuck up about it.

I will happily pay for a few rounds :) You absolutely deserved them.



Author's Response: Sorry about bailing on you last night. I just had one beer and went home. We'll try again, when I'm not quite so desperate for a drink...

Scrabble by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 101] 35
Summary: Jim and Pam play Scrabble during a thunder storm.  Nuff said? Nuff said.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14137 Read Count: 37213 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: August 30, 2007
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Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: To each his own

“Cat?” she read. He checked the letters to make sure he hadn’t misspelled it.

Haha, loved this line. I would do that, for sure.

I really want to play Scrabble now...and kick my friends' ass! Yeah for word nerds :)

 



Author's Response: lol I know! Yeah for word nerds indeed

Summary:

AU Jim/Pam.  Alternate ending to A Benihana Christmas.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 904 Read Count: 3656 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Then again, she knows he really likes candy canes." Guh, Jim so would like candy canes.  Good call.

"They stand there, holding on to each other" this just made me think of Pam's huge puffy coat and the sound it would make if Jim did this.  Love it.

V atmospheric fic...oh, that sounded good ;)



Author's Response: That did sound good!  Thank you!!  I was thinking of Pam's huge coat, as well:)

Summary: Maybe it was always easy, and they were the ones that made things complicated. Second date fic! How original.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7472 Read Count: 3325 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
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Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Maybe It Was Easy

"She was a cheap, enthusiastic drunk." um, do you know me?  Because I think you might. haha.

Great job with a sweet FD fic.  I really liked the part where Michael was so flabbergasted that he couldn't even speak and just went back into his office.  I can absolutely see that happening.  Hurry up S4!!!



Author's Response:

No, not really, but I know me. I'm the cheapest drunk there is. So I don't drink much. lol

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :) 

Summary: Jim gave Kevin a mission. Kevin takes these type of things very seriously. Very, very seriously. With clipboard in hand, here is the information that Kev was able to track down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Kevin, Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82 Read Count: 2611 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton

omg, this is a gem.  Kelly sucks sometimes, doesn't she?  I was surprised by how she reacted to the Beach Speech, but this is in-line with her character for sure :)

Author's Response: Oh come on secondrink! Kelly is madly in love with Ryan and he's not exactly the Peach in the Garden of Eden, is he? He obviously has something going on with his fixation on women that are attracted to Jim Halpert.... Maybe during a drunken night of debauchery he told Kelly how he thought Pam was hot. Say two or three nights after Karen shot him down in that email? There you go. Jealous Kelly's just protecting her turf...  little knowing that her turf has already started moving it's things to NYC.

Gold Medal by Tiny Dundie Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary:

My first fanfic ever - a response to the 55 word challenge. Whatever happened to that golden yogurt lid?

Spoilers for The Job, I s'pose.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56 Read Count: 1927 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: July 31, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: July 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice!  Great idea; I can see Jim doing that.



Author's Response: I know me too, that's why I wrote it. I think he's gonna be so proud of Pam next season no matter what happens with them relationship-wise, because she finally took some freaking control in her own life. Thank you for reviewing!

Summary: The cast gets their epilogues in this piece that further proves that I have lost my mind.  Also, I am aware of the grammatical error in my title, however that was apparently the way that I wrote the name when I saved the file on Friday.  So I thought I'd leave it as is just to show that my brain has broken.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot, Parody, Romance, Slash
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 522 Read Count: 2767 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: July 31, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: July 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I Apologize Profusely

Oh, Jim is so gay for Kevin it's not even funny.  Well, maybe a little funny. 

Ok, not to piss of the Karenites, but I love what you did to her.  She's too undeveloped of a character for me to actually care what happens to her.  Maybe S4 can change that :)

Creed: puhtato, man-tato.

Anyway, the part with the air conditioning is great.  And I don't think you're weird for writing this...I don't even want to contemplate what that says about me, haha.



Author's Response:

Every single one of these is something I could sort of see happening, either with characters' chemistry on the show, the way they're written, or just little inklings I have about them.

I figure, if Jim keeps saying he's gay for Kevin, it must be true.  I mean, he said it.  Several times.  I've even got quotes here.  I think that'll hold up in court and everything.

I am a Karenite, though we don't traditionally call ourselves that.  And I do care about what happens to her.  One of my greatest fears for season 4 is that they don't treat the fallout responsibly, both in the 'handful' of episodes in which she appears and afterward.  This is sort of where I see her character heading, unfortunately.  Successful, yet empty.

I will contemplate what this says for you then: you're nuts.

Summary: Jim's got a secret.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 200 Read Count: 2833 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: July 31, 2007
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Date: July 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Confessions on a Dance Floor

Guh, a tall, hot guy who can dance well.  Where's the line?

Summary: As Stanley said, it's all about running down the clock.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Michael, Michael/Jan, Stanley
Genres: Drabble, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 2291 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: July 31, 2007
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Date: July 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Clockwatchers

oooo....i like this.  it'd would be funny if the big clock on the wall stopped one day and Jim made Dwight think that time had stopped time.  hehe

Summary: Past Featured Story

How Jim became a 28-year-old virgin.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11710 Read Count: 22845 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: August 18, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Had he previously been a woman or something?

A) HAHA!   B) that'd have been a big ass lady.

I can kind of see this...it's dubious, but you're a good writer, so I'm into it anyway :)



Author's Response: hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed that. Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: College

Aw, that brought a tear to my eye.  Poor, sweet Jimmy.  That was a great chapter.  The relationship between Josie and Jim was v realistic.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I loved writing this chapter.

Summary: Past Featured Story

This will just be a series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam getting to know one another as they start their adventure into true coupledom. Embarrassing moments, phobias, guilty pleasures....the truth comes out.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8782 Read Count: 69320 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2008
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Date: August 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kelly Clarkson

hahaha...my friend seems like the most uppity music person you'd ever meet and is super smart (went to Berkeley, is in grad school on a full ride) and she has the cheesiest Top 40 on her iPod.  It's for "working out"...sure it is.  Anyway, I just meant to say that this is very realistic.  Moving on to the next chapter :)

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Domestic God

Awesome!!!  I really like your writing style, quick and clean.  Please keep this series going!

Summary:

In response to 55: The Kandy Edition 

Andy wants to help Kelly get back at Ryan...and help himself in the process.

 


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42 Read Count: 2143 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

haha...the last word is gold.  brava.

Author's Response: All I could picture was that shot of Kelly bouncing with fistfuls of panties!

Summary: Past Featured Story

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 314571 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Second Day

aw, nice tie in with The Job!  Keep truckin'

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: The Fire

I would say that Jim's favorite movie is Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but Pam's is probably something like...Roman Holiday?  Anyway, I'm really enjoying your "after hours" take on each episode ;)

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Michael's Birthday

This might be the best JAM banter you've done so far!  Good chapter.

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 27: Drug Testing

So that is just brilliant!  I could never write a story with just emoticons. Brava.

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 50: Women's Appreciation

I don't want it to end!!! (uh, TWSS?)  Way to stick with this story :)

Summary: Glimpses into what happens when Kelly and Andy get together.

Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 6197 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 11, 2007
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Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kandyland

"Her parents desperately want her to get married."

The rest of the trip was in silence.

Aaaaand giggle snort for that one.  Nice.



Author's Response: I hope you were wearinga sombrero. Thanks.

Summary:

There are some nosy people in the office. Starts mid-season 3 and continues to a happy time and place that currently exists only in my head.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2249 Read Count: 16249 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
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Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Bomb

But now—now it was time to be a hero. "Dwight Schrute, don't be a hero!..." Yeah I don't know the rest of those lyrics but they fit D so well :)  Your voice for him is really good.

Summary:

WYDM is Scranton's local radio station, with our favorite paper-pushers as DJs. Kelly gossips, Angela gives advice, Toby does traffic, and there's a new guy doing the morning show that's causing quite a stir...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11802 Read Count: 25110 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: September 14, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Big Guns From Philly

Oh, I do like this :)  Excited for next chapter...

Author's Response: Oh, I'm glad :)  Hehe, thanks for reading!

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Risky or Romantic?

giggle giggle giggle.  This is so good.  You continue to bring the funny and I very much appreciate it :) You and Mose are quite the comedy duo!

Author's Response: Well thank you!  We're thinking of taking our show on the road:  Abbot and Costello meets Cirque du Soleil meets Blue Man Group. Thanks for reading!

Summary: Past Featured StoryDinner, and what happened later. Post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8226 Read Count: 56265 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: August 26, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Axis

I have issues negotiating those three things when I am drunk, so I can only imagine what you have in store for our fav couple :)