Penname: Cousin Mose Real name:
Member Since: March 28, 2007

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Summary: Past Featured Story

This will just be a series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam getting to know one another as they start their adventure into true coupledom. Embarrassing moments, phobias, guilty pleasures....the truth comes out.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8782 Read Count: 69279 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2008
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: August 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Old Friends - The Thing That Makes Everyone Happy

I'm telling Greg Daniels that you're leaking scenes from season 4! :P 

This was fantastic! I love their banter, and Pam's "other" secret? Brilliant. Embarrassed Pam and Jim is always the right choice for adorkableness. :) 

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Pillow Talk

I'm pretty sure that Pam talking in her sleep is the most adorable thing ever conceived. Let me check... yep. It is. I was right. :)

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: September 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Film Critic

Heh....that scene was a little weird. :)

I just love these little vignettes! They're so realistic sounding, as though they're deleted scenes from the show. Excellent! 

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: September 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Toe Socks

He fidgeted oddly in her arms, "Uh....no...see...you gotta take the socks off first...then...you know. That's when this," he said gesturing between them, "Is fine."

That line just killed me! So funny! Jim's irrational fear of Pam's socks--though they are a little odd, I'll admit--might be the funniest thing I've read in a while. And Pam's solution to the problem? Well, that's just the extra icing on the cake! :) 

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: January 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: I Love...Everything

:smort:

This was all sorts of awesome! Drunk!Jim was hilarious... and a little bit poignant in his honesty. :) After reading this, it makes me kinda mad that Karen got to see Jim in his dorky drunkeness. Seems a little intimate now... :P

Great job, as always! 



Author's Response: uh...to be honest I had forgotten ALL about that. I think I may have blocked it out as the traumatic experience it was! oy. Thanks for reviewing CM!

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: A Happy Tune

bahahaha! Oh wow, this was just such an adorkable little snippet here, lovefool! It especially resonated with me because I wrote a story not long ago where Jim had "Back in Black" as his ring tone on his cell phone. So, as I read this, I just kept thinking, "Oh yeah, it's totally plausible that he'd be humming that tune. After all, he hears it every time Pam calls his phone." 

(Yeah, see, I'm enough of a narcissist to believe that everyone knows what I'm thinking when they're writing their own stories! :P) 

Anyway, just a fantastic job here. Bravo! 



Author's Response: Omgoodness! I didn't know you did that! What story is that? Sounds right up my alley, obviously.  Thanks for the feedback CM!

Positive by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary: As Michael notes in "Michael's Birthday", in the medical world a negative test is a good thing. But what if a test comes out positive? One Office character ponders a positive outcome that may have negative consequences.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 636 Read Count: 1600 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 9
Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Positive

I love that Jan is worried that Michael won't be able to teach their child anything. So hilarious!

But beyond that, great job at capturing the fear and anxiety of the moment for Jan! I wish we had more Jan and Michael stories. (what's the collective name for them, anyway? Jamaica? *snort*) 



Author's Response: *blink*  Wow. I don't think I've actually closed the document window from cutting and pasting this story, and you've already posted a review? You must be faster than 99% of all snakes, Cuz! I also wish we had more JaMichael stories. She's a very intriguing character, and much easier to write than Michael! Thanks for reading.

Chips by Wendy Blue Rated: K [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Jim does Karen a favor. My response to the 55 word fic challenge.

Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56 Read Count: 1648 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chips

*applause* BRA-VO!!! Very, VERY nicely done! :)

Author's Response: *Bows*  Thanks for talking me off the ledge :)

2 Become 1 by downtown Rated: K [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Andy makes things happen. 
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 2091 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So, is this "spicy kandy?" :) Excellent!

Author's Response: That is so awesome. You totally get credit for that phrase, btw.. :)

Summary:

In response to 55: The Kandy Edition 

Andy wants to help Kelly get back at Ryan...and help himself in the process.

 


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42 Read Count: 2139 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Heh... I love that of all the things on Andy's list, "shopping" would appeal the most to Kelly. So true. 

Nicely done! 



Author's Response: Thank you!

Hard Kandy by larrymcg Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary:

One of Andy's favorite phrases takes on a whole new meaning.

Mose thinks his was "so wrong". He's a wuss.


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1191 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Uh....yeah. I was a wuss. Here's the crown, dude.

Summary:

Kelly calls Andy from her desk... 


Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1851 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: ...Wearing ONLY this...

Ten bucks says Kelly calls Andy "Ryan" while they make out. :P

Very funny stuff! Nice job! 



Author's Response: haha!!! thanks.

Summary: Glimpses into what happens when Kelly and Andy get together.

Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 6196 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 11, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kandyland

Bravo! Here's a Dundie, dude.


Author's Response: Thanks. Hopefully not Kevin's.

Summary: Jan's love for Michael has gone public.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Travel
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1483 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: MIchael Scott sees the countryside.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! This is beyond a sombrero snort! Brilliant! 

Summary:

WYDM is Scranton's local radio station, with our favorite paper-pushers as DJs. Kelly gossips, Angela gives advice, Toby does traffic, and there's a new guy doing the morning show that's causing quite a stir...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11802 Read Count: 25036 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: September 14, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: God Bless America

Guh... oh...I don't... WOW.

Holy cowbell, Batman! You must really be itching to work on that new, super-secret project! :)

Where does one even begin with this? I mean, you had me with Pamama Canal, and it was a tour-de-Swiff from then on, with stops in Funny Town, Giggleville, and Hilarity Junction.

Love that Kandy derailed any potential Ryan love there at the very end...and by the way... "it's time to four-score???" Just... wow. PURE brilliance, that. :)

Bravo, m'dear! BRAVO!

Now then...I believe the "clock is ticking," yes? :) 

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: August 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Risky or Romantic?

I've got a topic for Jim's next show... "Stories by Swiff: Excellent or just plain 'ol fantastic?" I'm sure there would be a ton of callers for that one. :)

This story just keeps getting better and better. You've really hit your stride with this one, and I couldn't be happier! 



Author's Response: I can't thank you enough for all the support and enthusiasm, Mose!  Who needs a cheering section when you're around :)  Thanks for being the best Mozart to my Butchy Cassidy!

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Role Model

Hey, happy warm and squishy JAM with a side of angst makes for a tasty meal! :) Love where you're going with this, and I love that Pam is unwittingly leading the board operator revolution! Excellent work, as always! You've won your time slot!

Author's Response: Yay for late author responses! Yada yada yada, thanks for everything, you rock, yada yada yada ;)

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed 10
Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Ultimatum

SWIFFER!! This was BRILLIANT!!! Really, you just keep on amazing me with every new chapter! And now, let's move on to a new segment in our show, entitled, "Things Mose Loved About This Chapter." 

-That Andy's mentoring skills are gleaned from Mastercard commercials.

-That Jim is both confident enough to fight for Pam at this early stage, yet still be kind of awkward and dorky around her off-air.

-That mysteriously locked supply closet. What could be in there? My guess is that nobody should try and find out. The results could be too horrifying to comprehend, and it'd be like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, when everyone's faces melt off. 

-Most of all, I loved, loved, LOVED Jim's sneaky way of showing Pam that she had the power within her all along! I mean, who knew that ten bucks to Andy would be akin to Dorothy's ruby slippers, or Dumbo's magic feather?

Again...BRILLIANT chapter. Best so far, and that's saying something, my friend! 



Author's Response: Well, the joke I was going for was that the supply closet was "occupied."  Oh well, joke didn't land. I know this is way late, but thanks for everything, Mose!  P.S.  How's that burn doing? :-P

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Concentration

Uh...Hello? Yeah. Long time reader, first..no...uh... well, long time reviewer as well. Yeah, anyway, I was just calling in to say that your station totally rocks! WOO! For real. Like, the DJ's are all really cool... and I think that uptight Angela lady is probably pretty hot in real life...but y'know, whatever. 

So anyway, what caller am I? Do I get tickets to Supertramp?

WOO! Yeah! ROCK ON!!!



Author's Response:

Somebody get this bozo off the air please! *click*

Hehe, only kidding of course.  You, my friend, basically get dibs on whatever your little heart desires for helping me so much with A) Talking me out of my writer's block and 2) Being the bestest beta ever.  You. Rock.

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: A Word of Advice

WHOO HOO! Love the new direction you decided to go with this! Todd Packer as a relationship expert? Genius. 

Just a fantastic chapter, and I think this new radio show will win in its demographics! :) Excellent work, as usual!



Author's Response:

I think he needs his own show.  He could be the next Oprah.

*sombrero snort*

Glad you liked it, Mose :)  Thanks for everything!

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Who's Bringing the Mud?

Woot! You must've sensed the lack of funny these days, because you brought enough for the whole class here! I love the additional stuff in the conference room scene at the end--the "cat fight" among the ladies was perfect.

And what can be said about Andy eyeballing Kelly and singing "Aint too proud to beg?"

Bravo!



Author's Response: Thanks so much for looking the early draft over!  Not enough can be said about how much you've helped during this story :)  Thanks as always my friend!

Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Big Guns From Philly

YAY! I am definitely setting my MTT preset to this station!

(Oh, was that the cheesiest thing ever??? :P)

I cannot wait to see what you do with this! Viva la Swifferina! And viva la AU stories! 



Author's Response:

Umm, yep, that was indeed the cheesiest thing ever.  Way to go.

Haha, Mose, you know this wouldn't even be up right now if it weren't for you so a big HOLLA ATCHA BOY for you (yeah, I don't know where that came from).

Dry by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 18] 5
Summary:

Pam had learned two things from her years with Roy. Speculative for season 4, unspoiled.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54 Read Count: 2829 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2007 Updated: August 07, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I, for one, DON'T hate you, nqllisi! I mean, were these 55 of the hardest words to read? Sure. But they were so well written, I just couldn't find myself being mad. :) So good job!

Just don't do it again... :P 



Author's Response: Oh, I'm glad to hear that I avoided the hate! I very rarely go to the angst well, so you have little to fear. I'm glad you enjoyed it despite the downer ending. Thanks so much!

Summary: In which Dwangela conduct an internal argument concerning evolution, Michael is typically creepy, Jim discovers he is actually abnormally good at something, has his cards shuffled, plays a whole lot of solitaire and gets creative with Andy's tie. JAM
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2831 Read Count: 1901 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2007 Updated: August 07, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So I finally got around to leaving you a proper review for this. Can I just say how glad I am that you've decided to post a few things over here? I'm not one to throw stones, but this place kicks ffnet's trash all the way down the street and around the corner! 

This story is as funny as I remember it the first time I read it. You have such a knack for dialogue and observation. Just fantastic stuff all the way around.  

Summary: Free at last.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Stanley
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56 Read Count: 1358 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
Reviewer: Cousin Mose Signed
Date: August 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Heh...very nicely done! :) (Reminds me of my current story.) Ya gotta love Stanley, huh?

Author's Response: Yeah, you've definitely gotta love Stanley! Thanks for the nice review.