Penname: Jonah5 Real name:
Member Since: July 19, 2006

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Beautiful by xoxoxo Rated: K+ [Reviews - 29] 33
Summary:

Sometimes Pam's a tad insecure. Jim loves her anyway.  Extremely mild spoilers/speculation for S3.  Nothing like that MySpace debacle. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2017 Read Count: 5834 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2006 Updated: September 10, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: btw - she totally says yes. :)

Oh yeah!  InsecurePam was great, as was ReassuringJim.  Loved it!

Author's Response: ReassuringJim is quite the man is he not???  Thanks Jonah5!

Summary: Post-Basketball; When she was still in college and Roy wasn't, she had thought about ending things with him.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2642 Read Count: 2312 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2006 Updated: September 11, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Damn Toaster Oven

Oh, that was perfection!

Summary:

What happened before and after the little scene in Jim's bedroom in "E-Mail Surveillance"?


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1225 Read Count: 2759 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2006 Updated: September 12, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 9
Date: September 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Loved this!

Summary:

Jim and Pam are together. They have a fight.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1881 Read Count: 4054 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2006 Updated: September 12, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 7
Date: September 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was so what a Jim/Pam fight would like.  Sweet ending too!

Blank Canvas by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 18
Summary: Pam's leaving Roy. Roy's keeping Pam. And he'll use any means necessary to do it - even other-worldy forces he doesn't really understand.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Darryl, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3310 Read Count: 10606 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2006 Updated: September 13, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 8
Date: September 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: Mr. X Strikes Back

LMAO.  Totally cute.



Author's Response: Thanks! Just amusing myself!

Best by proudgirl Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 12
Summary:

What Jam's first moments might have been. Based off a spoiler from the Season 2 DVD.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 370 Read Count: 2755 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2006 Updated: September 12, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Best

So, so spot on.  Awesome.

Summary: There's a tampon machine and instead of florid pink soap in a dispenser screwed to the wall, there's a hand-pump dispenser next to the sink filled with Honey & Milk Cream Hand Wash.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1473 Read Count: 2591 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2006 Updated: September 13, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Five Places

Very sweet!

Author's Response: Thanks a bunch! :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryAngela and Madge have more in common than they think.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Madge
Genres: Childhood, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 755 Read Count: 1680 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2006 Updated: September 13, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL - such a bizaree pairing but I totally can see that happening.  Cool.

Author's Response: Thanks, Jonah5! :)

Perfect Match by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 48] 46
Summary: Past Featured Story

Spoilerish for various S2 DVD deleted scenes.   Their first date was a date that...wasn't.  Eventually though they finally got the hang of it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10387 Read Count: 12969 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2006 Updated: September 18, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Match

Wonderful!

Author's Response: Thank you!!!!

Hum by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 12
Summary: Jim says goodbye to Dwight.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 790 Read Count: 2487 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2006 Updated: September 14, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 8
Date: September 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ewwwwwww!!!!!!  LOL, I hope you know I mean that in the best way.l

Author's Response: Yup, thanks, Jonah5! ;)

Ten Years by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 24
Summary: Pam receives a letter she wrote to herself in high school and realizes she might not be as happy as she had hoped to be.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2616 Read Count: 4327 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2006 Updated: October 23, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 8
Date: September 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great idea and story!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary:

Someone else's take on the Jim/Pam situation.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1301 Read Count: 5505 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2006 Updated: September 17, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 8
Date: September 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

That note at the end was so cute.  Very sweet story.

Summary:

A fluffy bit of silliness. Inspired by two challanges: Injury and Rain. It's not really tied to any particular episode, but I feel it takes place not long before 'Casino Night'.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Rain, Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2111 Read Count: 2565 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2006 Updated: September 18, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So, so sweet!

Author's Response: aw, thankyou!

Summary: Pam finally realizes that if she wants something more, she's going to have to reach out and take it.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3568 Read Count: 18150 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: September 19, 2006 Updated: September 20, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 8
Date: September 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Wedding

LOL, that last sentence is perfect!

Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: September 20, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: The Arrival

This was wonderful!

Summary: Past Featured Story

I have decided to expand on the idea of Codename: Chicken Plate.  This will be my take on the emails, phone calls and conversations we missed over the summer and for the first part of Season 3 (until Pam and Jim actually communicate themselves)  My idea is that Jim knows exactly what happened between Pam and Roy and knows exactly what is going on in Pam's life right now even if WE don't see it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: In Stamford, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9879 Read Count: 28978 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2006 Updated: October 09, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 9
Date: September 23, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is exactly what I was hoping to read when I came here this morning.  Loved it.

Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-"Gay Witch Hunt"; Pam's growing up and realizing that if you want something, sometimes you have to fight for it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128465 Read Count: 418754 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2006 Updated: September 23, 2007
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed
Date: October 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Stamford, Stamford, Stamford! [/Dwight]

Author's Response: So what are you trying to say?  ;-)

Time and Space by kieyra Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 37
Summary: Past Featured StoryA bridge between Casino Night and GWH, with some projection beyond. :) Author does not read spoilers or watch previews. Chapter 1 "M" for language; chapter 2 "MA".
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8979 Read Count: 11532 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 25, 2006 Updated: September 25, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 9
Date: September 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Time

Awesome.

Author's Response: Thanks!

Summary: Past Featured StoryAn Office-based parody of The Princess Bride.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11456 Read Count: 28297 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: October 14, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: October 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

If Dwight had to make a quick getaway, Kevin would make good, slow bait for his pursuers.

Snort.  That was so good.  Every sentence has these awesome details - I really need to read twice, once to find out what happens and once to appreciate the words.  Outstanding!



Author's Response: Thanks, Jonah5 - I appreciate that!  :)

Good Advice by Par5 Rated: M [Reviews - 119] 77
Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16105 Read Count: 13572 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: March 21, 2007
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: November 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Phyllis

Oh man, Toby is just breaking me heart here.  Really great writing!

Author's Response: He just always seems like he's got a lot of sadness bottled up inside and I wanted to explore that more. Thanks Jonah5!

Summary: Somehow - it was inevitable.  Written for the 'Star-crossed Lovers' Challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9161 Read Count: 15279 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2006 Updated: December 05, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: October 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

“Fact.  You talk too much.”

BWAH!  That was adorable!



Author's Response: Hee!  Thanks Jonah5!

Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: December 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

due to the fact that they mysteriously wound up suspended in red Jell-O as part of the elaborate dessert buffet

Ha!  This was so great!  Are you sure you won't do an epilogue about the first grandchild? 



Author's Response:

Oh geez Jonah5.  I've tried my hand a Jim & Pam Babyfic - but Halpert-Schrute: The Next Generation?  That's just too much for this girl to tackle.  LOL!  Glad you liked it.

Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 366] 169
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 257773 ePub Downloads: 81
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: October 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Fantastic!  I'm happy I can freely feel bad for Karen knowing Jim is still in love with Pam.  Perfect!

Summary: Past Featured StoryWith apologies to Charles Dickens, here's the real story of what finally prompted Pam to call off the wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3758 Read Count: 8225 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2006 Updated: October 10, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: October 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Past...and maybe future

Okay, this was pure genius!  I laughed out loud at this:

since she assumed that her lifetime ban also included astral projection



Author's Response: Hee, I liked that line, myself. It was added during the proof-reading phase, because that paragraph needed a little more oomph. :) Thanks so much.

Her Eyes by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 23] 22
Summary: Jim acts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 267 Read Count: 4690 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2006 Updated: October 12, 2006
Reviewer: Jonah5 Signed 10
Date: October 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hurrah!  So. Very. Hot.



Author's Response: Yay, thanks, Jonah5 :)