Michael Scott has a great plan to honor Martin Luther King, Jr., but no one else is happy about it. It's up to Jim to fix it. Part of my holiday series -- "Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life."Michael's looking for a long lost relative - with (hopefully) hilarious results. Set S4ish - NO SPOILERS - with a healthy dose of a blissful Jim and Pam because I simply can't help myself.
How would things have turned out if Pam read the card that came with her teapot?A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.
A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.
There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)
Why do expense reports, time sheets and sales reports really get on Jim and Pams nerves? Why is it when Todd Packer comes around Jim wants to quietly disintegrate? Why is Dwight giving Michael a field sobriety test in the middle of his office?
Because its the Perfect Storm.
Which genes happen to be the most dominant of the bunch?
While Dwight was an efficient worker, it wasn’t easy for him to keep track of fatherly things. For example, the daily post and his daughter, both of which were currently missing.
Jim isn't inviting Pam to the Christmas Eve party he and Karen are holding. Three ghosts visit him the night before the big party and try to bring him to his senses. Will he listen to them, or will he convince himself that it is all a figment of his imagination and leave things the way they are?
I guess this is kind of AU?
3 Everyone's favorite orphan girl comes to Avonlea! Pam, Jim and Roy are Anne, Gil and...Roy. Now complete.When Jim and Pam to try to sneak out for a day by telling Michael they have a dentist appointment, the result is as painful as puling teeth. Accompanied by Dwight, they set off for a memorable appointment, featuring Novacain, drills, a naughty hygienist, and an even naughtier dentist.
After being dumped by Jim, Karen tries to take back control of her life... by kidnapping Jim! What nefarious plans does Karen have in store for him? Can Pam rescue Jim before Karen makes him a castrati? Why is Dwight obsessed with semen? All this and more inside! You'd think that maybe it'd be more of a crime drama than anything else, but I'm voting for the anything else.
And how come there's no option for Genres:Twisted? I'd use that.
The office reacts to the death of one of their own.