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Member Since: August 21, 2006

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Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 204170 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338348 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Summary: Maximus had his turn. Now it's time for a reply. This won't make sense unless you've read the fabulous Talking head by time4moxie.
Categories: Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 789 Read Count: 2660 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Summary: An interview with someone who really know the inner workings of Jim Halpert. (Probably not safe for work.....) Nothing spoilerish unless you don't know who Karen is.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9668 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-"Gay Witch Hunt"; Pam's growing up and realizing that if you want something, sometimes you have to fight for it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128465 Read Count: 418334 ePub Downloads: 126
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2006 Updated: September 23, 2007
Summary: Andy answers the Proust Questionnairre.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Proust Questionnaire
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 435 Read Count: 2232 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2007 Updated: September 20, 2007
Summary:

Way back in April, I wrote this for fun. It's about my favorite reviewers from Girly-Girl. Everything everyone says is taken literally from their own reviews* (albeit taken completely out of context).  Oddly enough, Jim remains dressed throughout the story.

*Except poor LisaHoo... I just kept adding stuff to her comments because, well, she rocks! 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3125 Read Count: 3648 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2007
Comments: I am IN this story!
Summary:

This is along the same lines as my other Away From the Cameras, in the sense that I'm exploring scenes that might have happened off-camera (or simply those that we didn't get to see).

A few things: First, I'm working on the assumption that a lot of what I wrote in the AFtC for season II stands (though I likely won't reference any of it here), up until Casino Night.  (Clearly I was quite off about what happened after the kiss...heh.)

Second, there will be flashbacks filling in the blanks of what happened immediately after CN (how long did Jim work? how did he and Pam ultimately leave things? how did she end things with Roy? how did Jim find out about her cancelling the wedding?); the flashbacks will happen largely in the chapters pre-merger (to keep things interesting for Jim/Pam fans during their physical separation).  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22172 Read Count: 18848 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2007 Updated: June 28, 2007
Summary: Pam is Jim's houseguest for a few days. Smut ensues.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55721 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2007
Summary: You know, this would not happen if we had a union. A season two a/u.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11941 Read Count: 32862 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2007 Updated: June 20, 2007
Summary: Sequel to break up sex on a technicality .
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4665 Read Count: 1629 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2007 Updated: June 13, 2007
Summary:

It's Monday morning, and Ryan wakes up in the city that never sleeps. Can he make it there? Can he make it anywhere? It's up to you, New York, New York.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: David Wallace, Hunter, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4155 Read Count: 1098 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Ladies Love Cool James.  
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3317 Read Count: 17086 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157464 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Summary:

From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3342 Read Count: 2122 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2007 Updated: June 02, 2007
Summary: Jim starts work at Dunder Mifflin and finds himself involved in a Comedy War.

Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Creed, Dwight, Jim, Michael, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 806 Read Count: 2393 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007
Summary:

Jim's first barbeque was a success and so he decides to have another. Someone breaks into the liquor cabinet and things... take interesting turns.

Jim/Pam smut with a pretty hefty (for me) plot, but LOTS OF DRINKING! Which is always fun.

FINISHED!!!


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7745 Read Count: 30757 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Summary: New technology captured what was going through Jim's brain on the trip from New York back to Scranton.  Here is the transcription.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1615 Read Count: 3946 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2007 Updated: May 24, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288885 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Summary:

Ryan Howard didn't always live by the philosophy that in order to attract women you needed to basically ignore them.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Romance, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7931 Read Count: 3949 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Practical jokes by invis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 128] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryHe should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45696 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86604 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Disclaimer by Maybe Once Rated: M Round robin [Reviews - 34] 5
Summary:

In the interest of honesty, I humbly propose some new warnings and disclaimers for rated MA fanfic.

ROUND ROBIN: any writer can add a chapter! What do YOU think our readers should be warned about?  Oh, and remember to put your name on your chapter so we can offer you appropriate adulation.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 926 Read Count: 7960 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 4201 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
Summary: Karen realizes that she's been trying to live a life that she just doesn't want anymore.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1693 Read Count: 1895 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007