Penname: secondrink Real name: Jessica
Member Since: February 23, 2007

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I lack inspiration at the moment.

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Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288996 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse

YEAH!  Happy times are here again :)  Except for the impending 12 Labours of Halpert-cles.  But you know, all in good, sassy fun!

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.

Oh wow...those squirrel pants complete the story.  Hilarious. 

Is Vexin going to be an accomplice in the 12 Labors?  I want to know who she is!!! 

Thank you for this wonderful fic :)

Summary:

I caved and wrote a post-Cocktail fic that can be best described by Jim's Talking Head from Season 2 Ep 6:

Fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6450 Read Count: 9848 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
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Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: ohhh, the bitch is back

Ok, those last two lines from Angela = gold.  Great fic!

Summary: The first round robin. Kelly knows a secret about Karen and can't wait to tell Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3331 Read Count: 11762 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: March 09, 2007
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Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Moxie's chapter

Are you guys just working out Karen issues here or what...hilarious!  This is a cruel, cruel way to leave things! I can't wait to see what Karen's name used to be ;)

Summary: Beesley uses art as therapy and creates a new masterpiece for Michael; Halpert takes a hard look at himself.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11737 Read Count: 22382 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
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Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 (Chapters 7-8)

I love that you had Pam say "I can, now"...I haven't seen anyone else turn the famous "I can't" around that way and I feel like she would do just that.

Author's Response: Thanks...I really struggled with how that whole thing might go, and wasn't totally happy with it, but I did like that little part of it.

Summary: Post Cocktails. A conclusion to the mess that is Jarinjamram. Hopefully it'll develop to something longer. Spoilers post Cocktails
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4158 Read Count: 8102 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
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Date: March 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Best Friends

Can I just say that I am cheering for school-yard Pam here!?  Sticking her tongue out at Karen = hilarious!  I am pro-Karen defemation since it will never happen on the show :)

Author's Response: I hear ya. All hail the jammyness

Summary: For Christmas 2005, Jim got Pam in Secret Santa for the first time in three years. His gift? A teapot containing little insides jokes between the two of them. However, what is the story about each item?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10493 Read Count: 104299 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
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Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35

Wow...Imani Coppola...Niiiice!  I definitely have her album :)

Author's Response: Heh... I love the fact that some songs that I used are recognized. However, I wasn't quite such about that one. Good for you.

Summary: I believe the title sums it up quite nicely. Mild spoilers through Back from Vacation.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jan, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Other, Ryan
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1864 Read Count: 2924 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 13, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Um, I almost sprayed water all over my laptop when Angela compared Dwight to Brian Boitano.  You should really have a "no beverages while reading" disclaimer :)

Author's Response:

Ha!  Sorry about almost ruining your laptop, but I'm so happy you enjoyed it!  Thanks for the review!

The Mole by sharky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 67] 16
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe documentary company needs a little help to finalize a distribution deal, so the head of the camera crew decides to recruit a mole.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7812 Read Count: 23396 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: March 23, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Monday

I love Phyllis fic...I knew she would bring JAM together!  Great use of this pseudo-spoiler ;)

Author's Response: Yeah, what a great pseudo-spoiler!

Everyday by NeverEnoughJam Rated: K+ [Reviews - 22] 5
Summary: A day in the life of Jim Halpert, two years from now. Pure fluff, nothing substantive. Greg Daniels' worst nightmare: happy Jam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1355 Read Count: 4910 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: everyday

So Pam is barefoot in the kitchen is she?! just kidding...this is a sweet happyHalpertsatHome!fic.  I really liked when you compared Dwight to a deranged house cat because my room-mate's cat is a little bitch.  Seriously, it's pure evil. haha.

Author's Response: Yeah, I know. I won't even ask where my subconscious was going with that image of Pam barefoot and pregnant. Thanks for reading!

Summary: Karen and Jim are married and they have moved to New York. But there are some people that you can't leave behind. A one shot from Karen's point of view after Jim reconnects with Pam
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1291 Read Count: 3983 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OH! Loved it.  Now I'm really intrigued to see what Jim and Pam will be like on the show when Greg Daniels finally lets them be together :)  It's gonna be weird to see them super-happy!

Summary: Jim. Pam. Hotel room. Set at some point in the not too distant future.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1443 Read Count: 13812 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
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Date: March 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That's one the most believable smuffs I have ever read on here...dawesomeness :)  Excellent use of their playfulness and banter.

Scattered by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary: A follow-up to Pieces: Roy confronts Jim, and it all comes out. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Angela, Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: Jigsaw
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 693 Read Count: 3258 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
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Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: scattered

OMG! Dwight saying "I have to go" on the phone made me die!  I can picture that so clearly :)

Author's Response: So could I (it might've made me giggle). Thanks, secondrink :)

Again by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

Post "Ben Franklin," pre "Phyllis's Wedding."  AU in the sense that...well, things go differently here between Jim and Pam than they went on the show.

This is what I'd wish for. 

Also - this is a completed story.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2897 Read Count: 25297 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I love the idea of Jim's email to Pam.  This whole 'don't talk in front of Karen' thing sucks!  But I like how you dealt with it.



Author's Response:

Yeah, doesn't it kind of suck?  I'm lame, but I'd love to see another moment like the one in Back From Vacation, but where it's Jim who finds Pam crying in the hallway (though Rainn Wilson officially made me love him in that scene)...just to force the whole thing to a head.  Grr. 

Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Post Cocktails. Roy goes after Jim. Updated final chapter: Five years have passed... what has become of everyone?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6727 Read Count: 18627 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 28, 2007
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Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Pam

Oh God that sucks so bad for Karen.  And I say that without sarcasm for once :)  I can kind of see Karen keeping Pam away from Jim after this all goes down, so it should be interesting to see what the writers actually did!  Can't wait to see what you do next.

Summary: It's time for Karen to go. But how?
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Michael, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1695 Read Count: 3665 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2007 Updated: March 20, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: March 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Lol...thank you for giving expression to all of our hopes and dreams over at TWoP...however twisted they maybe.  Hilarious stuff!

Summary: The ongoing saga of Jim and Pam from a maternal standpoint.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8138 Read Count: 19871 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
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Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Bring on the Deep Fried Alligator

I really liked this scene; it felt very plausible and I would hope that Jim is actually talking to his mom about all of this craziness.  Otherwise, I think he would explode.

ROYGBIV by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 31] 3
Summary:

This is a collection of standalone short pieces linked only by the use of a color. The acronym ROYGBIV, in case anyone has forgotten high school optics, stands for Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet and describes the colors of a rainbow. None of these pieces is linked to another; they are not chapters in a story. I'm working on some character development/backstory ideas and thought they'd be fun to play with here.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12908 Read Count: 16079 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: RED

OMG...it's so sad that all of what you wrote is so completely Schrute-esque.  This is quite possibly my favorite Dwight story ever...no, it definitely is.

Author's Response: Thanks! Even with Dwight, there is method in his seeming madness.

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: ORANGE

I really like that you made Roy wonder whether or not "his Pammy" was afraid of him...we've never really seen that on the show, and I've never seen it in fanfic before.  Great detail.

Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: BLUE

What a great sneaky addition to the story by using Creed's music!  Thank you :)  I'm really enjoying your color experiment here.

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, Creed just snuck in. Gotta watch those hippies. :)

Summary:

Jim and Pam are good buddies. Jim helps her with her two problems: work and Roy. But what if she didn't have those problems? What would happen if they didn't have Dunder Mifflin in common?

A/U story. Basically, fluff, friendship and...romance?  Spoilers for all seasons (sort of).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7460 Read Count: 12216 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2007 Updated: April 23, 2007
Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Keep me

Thank you for updating this!!!  I missed this story :)  I like how Jim and Pam are progressing.

Author's Response:
You missed my story?? Oh, that's so sweet!!! I'm so flattered.
Thanks so much for reading. Hopefully I won't keep you waiting long for the next part.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182349 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
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Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: still you're my best friend

You're a tease like Ryan too!  I want to see Jim flip out right now! haha...what was with Ryan grinning like an idiot over the Flintstones?  I hope there are deleted extras on the DVD of all the songs they sang :)

Author's Response:

Me too! It was such a cute/weird moment. I remember thinking, is that RYAN smiling like a dork? What? Okay, cool. I'll take it. Yay for happy!Ryan.

Also, Jim is currently doing lots of flipping. But that's just because he decided to make pancakes before he read Pam's letters. What? He was hungry! Okay, fine, I'll make him read the letters. ;)

Thanks for the review! 

Summary: UPDATED SUMMARY: Pam realizes she's sprialing down. We meet a few new friends as she finds her strength. Spoilers up to The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Other, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16869 Read Count: 43843 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2008
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Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Skill #16: Waking up

When Dwight asked Jim why he was leaving I thought to myself "shut the fuck up, Dwight".  And apparently your Jim and I think a lot alike.  I do curse like a sailor, so there's that.  Anyway, I'm still enjoying your story and I hope that knight-in-shining-armor!Jim can get Pam out of her depression.

Author's Response: I agree...plus, I think Jim would look hot in some shining armor....
actually, to point out the obvious, he looks good in pretty much anything...

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: June 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Skill #13: Reflection

So Allison really needs to become an actual character on the show because I completely love her.  There needs to be a truly snarky/loyal figure like that in Pam's life.

Author's Response: Oh how I love snark! I think that if people spoke their minds more often, there wouldn't be as much crazy sexual tension in ther world...Ok now I'm just rambling...
Thank you for your review!

Reviewer: secondrink Signed
Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Skill #3: Making friends

That's so weird that you would pick Eva Amurri to play this new character, because I just saw her on tv today in The Banger Sisters.  Anyway, I'm very interested in where this story is headed :)



Author's Response: I've never actually seen that movie but do know that she and her mom were in it.
Thanks for the review!